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If every action has an equal and opposite re-action, what happens next?





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Bakes,
you are only jealous because you aren't that flexible.


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His arse hits the ceiling fan.


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If every action has an equal and opposite re-action, what happens next?



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If you gave him a biscuit he would probably let you do that for him......


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lol ...oh man,I have tears in my eyes.


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"Pal Meatebites"

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Muzza - That dog will bite you.

Bates - Did you factor in the Coreolois effect to determine if the dog is N or S hemisphere. From the tilt, I believe he's definetly a northern dog thus inappropriate for this forum. Recommend you move him to N. American forum.


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Guys, you are really funy!!! animal animal animal thumb


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damn!!! just looking at that pic made my knees slam together!! Big Grin


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There's a scene in "Road Trip" that could answer the problem...

Rub peanut butter on YOUR balls Bakes and let him lick it off, thereby distracting him from what he intends to do. And if he's your dog, no one should complain about you cheating on anyone or anything because he is your dog...... rotflmo rotflmo
 
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