Physics question for the brains

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30 October 2007, 17:06

Bakes

Physics question for the brains

If every action has an equal and opposite re-action, what happens next?

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

31 October 2007, 03:32

robz

Bakes,
you are only jealous because you aren't that flexible.

31 October 2007, 07:23

Fjold

His arse hits the ceiling fan.

Frank

"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953

NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite

31 October 2007, 09:54

NitroX

quote:
Originally posted by Bakes:
If every action has an equal and opposite re-action, what happens next?

Bakes' dog has been learning too much from his master.

31 October 2007, 09:58

muzza

If you gave him a biscuit he would probably let you do that for him......

31 October 2007, 14:56

Easy_Rollins

...oh man,I have tears in my eyes.

Regards,Shaun.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents,accidents in the back seat cause kids.

31 October 2007, 15:16

Bad Ass Wallace

"Pal Meatebites"

I reckon he jumps through the wall and flys like Superman; 'tis amazing the strength ya can muster when ya bite yer own gonads!

Hold still varmint; while I plugs yer!
If'n I miss, our band of 45/70 brothers, will fill yer full of lead!

10 November 2007, 04:21

Pancho

Muzza - That dog will bite you.

Bates - Did you factor in the Coreolois effect to determine if the dog is N or S hemisphere. From the tilt, I believe he's definetly a northern dog thus inappropriate for this forum. Recommend you move him to N. American forum.

Pancho
LTC, USA, RET

"Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids." Clint Eastwood

Give me Liberty or give me Corona.

10 November 2007, 04:59

Guillermo Amestoy

Guys, you are really funy!!!

11 November 2007, 01:10

budiceale

damn!!! just looking at that pic made my knees slam together!!

blaming guns for crime is like blaming silverware for rosie o'donnell being fat

12 November 2007, 01:17

GreybeardBushman

There's a scene in "Road Trip" that could answer the problem...

Rub peanut butter on YOUR balls Bakes and let him lick it off, thereby distracting him from what he intends to do. And if he's your dog, no one should complain about you cheating on anyone or anything because he is your dog......