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Karl, lets set things straight here once and for all, the first post that started this banta was: The truth has finally dawned on me, Kiwis believe Australians are SHEEP and Kiwis being sheep-sh@@%&ers are coming over here in droves to get the dirty water off their Chests. That is from one of your own! but MOST Australians just seem bent on calling kiwi's sheepshaggers, why I dont know, have not seen any proof to to contrary! Maybe Geekay can inlighten us on his profound statement!  Milosmate  | |||
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Quote: No they just hold many positions in the workforce and educational body and also contribute to most of the crime. Quote: That is precisely the situation I have been highlighting. Quote: As I said I did not beleive in the presence of sheepshaggers at all but your maintained arguments on this matter are slowly changing my opinion.  Please, continue my education if it suits you. Karl. | |||
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Dont worry about the sheepshagger jokes , their sheep are much better roots than their sheilas anyway , and you can have an intelligent conversation with the sheep whilst you share a cigarette afterwards , more than can be said for the aussie female... ( ) Is this from practical experience Muzza ???????  | |||
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I reckon Muzza has come over too many times, he's even thinking like an Aussie! | |||
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Quote: Ahh,the truth finely come out.The voice of experience. | |||
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Hang in there MM , dont let the pr**ks wear ya down . Its part of the tactics to chip away at you till you give in ...  Dont back down or give an inch , it only encourages them , and Ive been battling them for a fair while now... At least it isnt just me upholding the Kiwi reputation this time ... Dont worry about the sheepshagger jokes , their sheep are much better roots than their sheilas anyway , and you can have an intelligent conversation with the sheep whilst you share a cigarette afterwards , more than can be said for the aussie female... ( ) | |||
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Quote: No, this is what you call "safe sex":  Toolmaker | |||
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So what then Nelsonted - would you like a literal translation or is Colonial English a Foreign language to you guys in the north ? | |||
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick. | |||
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Q What do you call an Aussie with a limp. A Forgot to bring the spray can of x Milosmate | |||
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Touche' !!!!!! | |||
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At least kiwis know that the word BEER isnt spelt with 4 X's.. | |||
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Ummmm BEER! At least we can spell it. Here's to Wally Lewis For lacing on a boot Some times he plays it rugged Some times he plays it cute When he's carving through the backline Like a stradbroke Island shark There's glue on all his fingers He's the emperor of Lang Park And when the blues come up here To try and make a show They'll go back scratching their heads Saying which way did he go? The next time he goes over there to educate the poms Perhaps he'll teach a few to sing: [Pommy Accent] I can feel a fourex coming on I can feel a fourex coming on I can feel a fourex coming on. Got the taste for it Just can't wait for it I can feel a fourex coming on.  | |||
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The truth has finally dawned on me, Kiwis believe Australians are SHEEP and Kiwis being sheep-sh@@%&ers are coming over here in droves to get the dirty water off their chests. The latest anti-smoking laws being foisted on us under the guise of "health" measures can leave no other impression. Try "population control measures" for size. | |||
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Couple too many Fosters last night mate ??? Actually your politicians think you are sheep , thats why they treat you the way they do , dont think it has anything to do with NZers - although sending Kiwis to Oz does raise the IQ of both countries... | |||
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I thought the same thing.Couldn't make head nor tail out of Kieth's post,so I left it alone.  | |||
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May mother is from Timaru actually..... | |||
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Simple mate - the aussies buy Fosters in a can and after they have drunk it the residue (now kidney filtered) is put in a bottle and sold to the yanks...Most aussie women look like the one on the left anyway so you couldnt possibly drink enough of anything to make them look like the one on the right - and still be able to care ... Nice pic of your mother on the left their FC.... | |||
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Ah yes, the infamous "Oilcan"... Why is it that foster's taste like crap in the bottles yet I can't get enough of the oilcan? Toolmaker | |||
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Couple too many Fosters last night mate ??? Muzza dont they drink xxxx,why do they spell it like that?? Must be that IQ thing again. What do you call a intelligent Aussie, a KIWI Milosmate | |||
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Quote: Educating is a burden made bearable by certain people's infallibility to enter discussions they rarely have the stomach for. Please follow on. Quote: Firstly I think you misunderstand my intent. My choice is to help no one but myself, and as long as we remember every privilege we were granted was by force at a another race's expense we may just stay on top. Your first task is to name a culture that survived white culture intact and has benefitted from the contact. Quote: Of course western countries which sell arms to 95% of the conflicts in these countries have nothing to do with it. Sort of like a drug dealer is just another businessman and it is "all the crackheads faults" for buying them, instead of using the money for feeding thier families and sending their kids to school etc. etc. Hey we aren't the ones pulling the triggers. A dictators money is as good as anyone elses right? Quote: Which the west most certainly has. And through selectively invading the richer of the countries with corrupt goverments,and putting in even more corrput officials, we ensure resources continue to flow. Lets look at East Timor. Anyone of a several Indonesian islands go through the same shit every year. Yet we, NZ the US and Aust go into the one nearest...the Timor sea gas. We claimed 80% or so for ourselves at least check. The average Timorese has gone from an average wage of $400 a year to an average wage of $400 a year! Now how about going for a drive to buy the kids a birthday present worth more than the average timorese earns in a month. Damn 'corrupt tribal leaders' over there. Quote: 'Tribalism' is what 'imperialism' uses to keep resources flowing from subjugated 'tribes' into a first class citizens country.Read the British empire, the Roman empire etc. The problem is when we get greedy and invite too many of the tribe to share 1st class citizenship. Quote: Their goverments have no choice since we appoint and remove their dictators at will. They will stay right where we want them and if there is a change brewing it will come from our goverment's changing their own policy. The US's fiasco in failing to take care of the middle east is the most obvious example. Quote: Muzza here are some facts to 'liven' your day mate. The world bank reports that 2.8 billion people live on less than $2 per day. Variously studies average that only 20% of the people receive 86% of the world's resources (that's us). So we are 35 times richer than the above, with 4 times less people, yet we get 86% of everything. How do you explain that? I guess its just pure luck that terrible corrupt goverments feel inclined to keep sending us stuff at the expence of their starving millions. "Hey stop killing your people with our guns, but don't stop sending all the gear made in sweat shops, factories and plantations for a wage of $2 a day" Karl. | |||
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Quote: Untrue! that's the secret process to make Corona! Toolmaker | |||
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Dont worry about the sheepshagger jokes , their sheep are much better roots than their sheilas anyway , and you can have an intelligent conversation with the sheep whilst you share a cigarette afterwards , more than can be said for the aussie female... ( ) Yes Shagged a few sheilas in my time and can say it wasnt a great experience! Milosmate | |||
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Quote: Let me guess? you forgot beer and the paper bag!  | |||
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