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Re: The secret of the Kiwi invasion.

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16 September 2004, 14:02
nelsonted
Re: The secret of the Kiwi invasion.
You all talk funny
14 September 2004, 22:23
milosmate
Karl,
lets set things straight here once and for all, the first post that started this banta was:


The truth has finally dawned on me, Kiwis believe Australians are SHEEP and Kiwis being sheep-sh@@%&ers are coming over here in droves to get the dirty water off their
Chests.


That is from one of your own! but MOST Australians just seem bent on calling kiwi's sheepshaggers, why I dont know, have not seen any proof to to contrary!
Maybe Geekay can inlighten us on his profound statement!

Milosmate
14 September 2004, 21:17
Karl
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And most of those weaklings (if you say so)and the second rate people own most of your country



No they just hold many positions in the workforce and educational body and also contribute to most of the crime.


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the average digger is still looking around too see what the f&^k has happend and still cant figure it out!!!



That is precisely the situation I have been highlighting.

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As for sheepshaggers, just going on what you have been brought up to believe!



As I said I did not beleive in the presence of sheepshaggers at all but your maintained arguments on this matter are slowly changing my opinion.

Please, continue my education if it suits you.

Karl.
15 September 2004, 01:53
darwinmauser
Dont worry about the sheepshagger jokes , their sheep are much better roots than their sheilas anyway , and you can have an intelligent conversation with the sheep whilst you share a cigarette afterwards , more than can be said for the aussie female... ( )
Is this from practical experience Muzza ???????
15 September 2004, 01:40
Bad Ass Wallace
I reckon Muzza has come over too many times, he's even thinking like an Aussie!
15 September 2004, 01:20
Far Canel
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Dont worry about the sheepshagger jokes , their sheep are much better roots than their sheilas anyway , and you can have an intelligent conversation with the sheep whilst you share a cigarette afterwards , more than can be said for the aussie female...



Ahh,the truth finely come out.The voice of experience.
15 September 2004, 00:30
muzza
Hang in there MM , dont let the pr**ks wear ya down . Its part of the tactics to chip away at you till you give in ... Dont back down or give an inch , it only encourages them , and Ive been battling them for a fair while now... At least it isnt just me upholding the Kiwi reputation this time ...

Dont worry about the sheepshagger jokes , their sheep are much better roots than their sheilas anyway , and you can have an intelligent conversation with the sheep whilst you share a cigarette afterwards , more than can be said for the aussie female... ( )
16 September 2004, 18:21
Toolmaker
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Now thats what I call "safe sex"!



No, this is what you call "safe sex":



Toolmaker
16 September 2004, 22:38
muzza
So what then Nelsonted - would you like a literal translation or is Colonial English a Foreign language to you guys in the north ?
17 September 2004, 01:56
Bad Ass Wallace
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
17 September 2004, 03:53
Toolmaker


Toolmaker
17 September 2004, 11:19
milosmate
Q What do you call an Aussie with a limp.
A Forgot to bring the spray can of x

Milosmate
17 September 2004, 17:23
Bad Ass Wallace
Touche' !!!!!!
17 September 2004, 18:47
muzza
At least kiwis know that the word BEER isnt spelt with 4 X's..
17 September 2004, 22:58
Far Canel
Ummmm BEER! At least we can spell it.



Here's to Wally Lewis

For lacing on a boot

Some times he plays it rugged

Some times he plays it cute



When he's carving through the backline

Like a stradbroke Island shark

There's glue on all his fingers

He's the emperor of Lang Park



And when the blues come up here

To try and make a show

They'll go back scratching their heads

Saying which way did he go?



The next time he goes over there

to educate the poms

Perhaps he'll teach a few to sing:

[Pommy Accent] I can feel a fourex coming on



I can feel a fourex coming on

I can feel a fourex coming on.

Got the taste for it

Just can't wait for it

I can feel a fourex coming on.




09 September 2004, 00:23
geekay
The truth has finally dawned on me, Kiwis believe Australians are SHEEP and Kiwis being sheep-sh@@%&ers are coming over here in droves to get the dirty water off their
chests. The latest anti-smoking laws being foisted on us under the guise of "health" measures can leave no other impression. Try "population control measures" for size.
09 September 2004, 11:02
muzza
Couple too many Fosters last night mate ???

Actually your politicians think you are sheep , thats why they treat you the way they do , dont think it has anything to do with NZers - although sending Kiwis to Oz does raise the IQ of both countries...
09 September 2004, 19:13
Far Canel
I thought the same thing.Couldn't make head nor tail out of Kieth's post,so I left it alone.


09 September 2004, 22:16
Far Canel
May mother is from Timaru actually.....
09 September 2004, 21:36
muzza
Simple mate - the aussies buy Fosters in a can and after they have drunk it the residue (now kidney filtered) is put in a bottle and sold to the yanks...Most aussie women look like the one on the left anyway so you couldnt possibly drink enough of anything to make them look like the one on the right - and still be able to care ...

Nice pic of your mother on the left their FC....
09 September 2004, 21:08
Toolmaker
Ah yes, the infamous "Oilcan"... Why is it that foster's taste like crap in the bottles yet I can't get enough of the oilcan?

Toolmaker
09 September 2004, 14:38
milosmate
Couple too many Fosters last night mate ???

Muzza dont they drink xxxx,why do they spell it like that??
Must be that IQ thing again.
What do you call a intelligent Aussie, a KIWI

Milosmate
24 September 2004, 23:51
Karl
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Gee mate , thats a serious burden to carry on one mans shoulders.





Educating is a burden made bearable by certain people's infallibility to enter discussions they rarely have the stomach for.

Please follow on.





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Still , at least the one thing about living in a democracy is that you are "free". Like - free to leave any time you want and go help the millions of impoverished people in the world. Your choice .



Firstly I think you misunderstand my intent.

My choice is to help no one but myself, and as long as we remember every privilege we were granted was by force at a another race's expense we may just stay on top.

Your first task is to name a culture that survived white culture intact and has benefitted from the contact.





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However ( theres always one of them ) I suspect that you would be better off trying to change the mindset of the rulers of those impoverished nations to stop spending money on weaponry to subjugate the people , and spend the same money on education and agriculture so that those same people can feed and clothe themselves .



Of course western countries which sell arms to 95% of the conflicts in these countries have nothing to do with it.



Sort of like a drug dealer is just another businessman and it is "all the crackheads faults" for buying them, instead of using the money for feeding thier families and sending their kids to school etc. etc.



Hey we aren't the ones pulling the triggers. A dictators money is as good as anyone elses right?



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Course , it will never happen because you cant be in charge if you dont have the biggest gun or the biggest army



Which the west most certainly has. And through selectively invading the richer of the countries with corrupt goverments,and putting in even more corrput officials, we ensure resources continue to flow.



Lets look at East Timor. Anyone of a several Indonesian islands go through the same shit every year. Yet we, NZ the US and Aust go into the one nearest...the Timor sea gas.



We claimed 80% or so for ourselves at least check.

The average Timorese has gone from an average wage of $400 a year to an average wage of $400 a year!



Now how about going for a drive to buy the kids a birthday present worth more than the average timorese earns in a month.



Damn 'corrupt tribal leaders' over there.



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That is called tribalism , and tribalism is what those impoverished nations call government .



'Tribalism' is what 'imperialism' uses to keep resources flowing from subjugated 'tribes' into a first class citizens country.Read the British empire, the Roman empire etc.

The problem is when we get greedy and invite too many of the tribe to share 1st class citizenship.



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It will take generations of new government to change the mindset of those populations ,



Their goverments have no choice since we appoint and remove their dictators at will. They will stay right where we want them and if there is a change brewing it will come from our goverment's changing their own policy.

The US's fiasco in failing to take care of the middle east is the most obvious example.



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I am hoping you are just having a bad day mate , if not I suspect you truly must be a miserable bloke to live or work with



Muzza here are some facts to 'liven' your day mate.



The world bank reports that 2.8 billion people live on less than $2 per day.



Variously studies average that only 20% of the people receive 86% of the world's resources (that's us).



So we are 35 times richer than the above, with 4 times less people, yet we get 86% of everything.



How do you explain that?



I guess its just pure luck that terrible corrupt goverments feel inclined to keep sending us stuff at the expence of their starving millions.



"Hey stop killing your people with our guns, but don't stop sending all the gear made in sweat shops, factories and plantations for a wage of $2 a day"





Karl.
09 September 2004, 23:07
Toolmaker
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Simple mate - the aussies buy Fosters in a can and after they have drunk it the residue (now kidney filtered) is put in a bottle and sold to the yanks...



Untrue! that's the secret process to make Corona!

Toolmaker
15 September 2004, 14:45
milosmate


Dont worry about the sheepshagger jokes , their sheep are much better roots than their sheilas anyway , and you can have an intelligent conversation with the sheep whilst you share a cigarette afterwards , more than can be said for the aussie female... ( )



Yes Shagged a few sheilas in my time and can say it wasnt a great experience!

Milosmate
15 September 2004, 15:19
Bad Ass Wallace
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Yes Shagged a few sheilas in my time and can say it wasnt a great experience!



Let me guess? you forgot beer and the paper bag!