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Taken from Aust hunting net. So I'm heading in to work and see an attractive 30 something year old woman parked in the fog looking concerned. I pulled up, rolled down the window.......... Here is my account of the conversation that followed....... Me: how ya going? Is everything OK?? Her: yes, I'm just checking to make sure this fox doesn't have any baby's. Me: oh (I look to see a dead fox on the road edge) its been hit by a car. Her: yep, I always check to make sure there isn't a baby in its pouch. Me: excuse me?huh Her: I'm checking to make sure there isn't a baby in its pouch........... Me: arrrrr, i see...............do you find many foxes with baby's in their pouches??? Her: nar, most of the foxes that get hit by cars are boys.......... Me: oh that's weird...........so what do you do if you find a fox with a baby in its pouch??? Her: I take them to the local wild life rescue. Me: what do they do with them??? Her: they bottle feed them until they can look after themselves. Me: then what??? Her: they take them to a place where there aren't many foxes and release them back into the wild. Me: OK............ So your all right then?? Her: yep!! Me: no worries, you have a lovely day then..... Her: you too, thanks for stopping. .........End of scene........... I drove off thinking WTF?huh We may be doomed as a race............ ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | ||
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You mean - foxes AREN'T marsupials ???? Damn , I've been mislead all my life..... Any chance the lady involved had blonde hair ? ________________________ Old enough to know better | |||
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Blonde and no top. | |||
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