This is to funny not to share

12 July 2013, 10:25

Taken from Aust hunting net.

So I'm heading in to work and see an attractive 30 something year old woman parked in the fog looking concerned. I pulled up, rolled down the window..........

Here is my account of the conversation that followed.......

Me: how ya going? Is everything OK??

Her: yes, I'm just checking to make sure this fox doesn't have any baby's.

Me: oh (I look to see a dead fox on the road edge) its been hit by a car.

Her: yep, I always check to make sure there isn't a baby in its pouch.

Me: excuse me?huh

Her: I'm checking to make sure there isn't a baby in its pouch...........

Me: arrrrr, i see...............do you find many foxes with baby's in their pouches???

Her: nar, most of the foxes that get hit by cars are boys..........

Me: oh that's weird...........so what do you do if you find a fox with a baby in its pouch???

Her: I take them to the local wild life rescue.

Me: what do they do with them???

Her: they bottle feed them until they can look after themselves.

Me: then what???

Her: they take them to a place where there aren't many foxes and release them back into the wild.

Me: OK............ So your all right then??

Her: yep!!

Me: no worries, you have a lovely day then.....

Her: you too, thanks for stopping.

.........End of scene...........

I drove off thinking WTF?huh We may be doomed as a race............