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What do you think it is?


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
 
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Fallow deer,Moose or Lamb chops


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Well Bakes, since you asked, I would guess VEGAMITE. jumping

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For an Aussie , I would guess anything spelt " BEER "


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No your all wrong. Natures most perfect food is a fresh chiko roll and an ice coffee Big Grin


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
 
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No your all wrong. Natures most perfect food is a fresh chiko roll and an ice coffee Big Grin


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A pie floater standing outside the pie cart on a freezing night at 3am in the morning after a big night out on the gas is widely considered the perfect food/remedy for the professional piss artiste.
 
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For an Aussie , I would guess anything spelt " BEER "

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You bloody crow eaters know not what your talk'n about! Big Grin...pie floater indeed. Roll Eyes


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
 
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He knows exactly what he is talking about!

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A pie floater standing outside the pie cart on a freezing night at 3am in the morning after a big night out on the gas is widely considered the perfect food/remedy for the professional piss artiste.


bewildered I guess that is some pure down under speak. Care to put thAt in english????? clap

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Let me translate. A pie floater is a meat pie floating on a sea of mushy green peas. Big night out on the gas is a big night drinking. And a Piss artiste is a...well...a drunk Big Grin

So all up it means- A meat pie floating on a sea of mushy green peas on a freezing night at 3am after a big night out drinking is widely concidered the perfect food/remedy for the professional drunk.

Never been a pie floater man myself after getting kicked out of the pub. I like the Donner Kebab with the lot. And for the hangover cure the next day. Bacon and cheese toasted roll and a choccy milk!


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
 
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No your all wrong. Natures most perfect food is a fresh chiko roll and an ice coffee Big Grin


No f'n way!
A pie floater standing outside the pie cart on a freezing night at 3am in the morning after a big night out on the gas is widely considered the perfect food/remedy for the professional piss artiste.


The valley vulture has it right Big Grin


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Powerade and a pie myself clap


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In ancient times, it is said that The Three Pleasures Of Life Are:

1. Eating Meat.
2. Touching Meat
3. Putting Meat Into Meat.


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In ancient times, it is said that The Three Pleasures Of Life Are:

1. Eating Meat.
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I have never seen Saeed post in the Australian/New Zealand section before today bewildered But what a post thumb nice


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3. Putting Meat Into Meat.


That would be a Turducken hilbily


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
 
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In all seriousness, I relish a fresh caught trout or sea bass/mackerel, seconds over a twig fire!, on the other hand in an urban hunting situation, I quite like Kentucky fried chicken! stir
 
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And not forgetting those poor unfortunates, the vegetarians, We are just two weeks into a slow start of the Asparagus season, I happen to have open accsess to as much as I can pick, bloody marvelous! butter & a pinch of salt! Cool
 
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In ancient times, it is said that The Three Pleasures Of Life Are:

1. Eating Meat.
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Good to know that the captain has joined in on the A/NZ section,first post I can remember also...

Oh yes that meat you mention Saeed is THE best meat!



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Bakes, where the hell do you get a 'fresh' Chiko Roll? I thought they went out of production in about 1975... well, at least I hoped they had, after a particularly strenuous 'checking the beer lines' night at Figtree Workers'... LOLOLOL

Nah, mine's a good kebab... and there are only about 2 in Sydney that I would recommend.

As for Saeed's (g'day mate!) third idea, yeah, all good fun, but bloody dangerous... LOLOLOL


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Ahh they have made a come back mate. Nothing wrong with a chicko roll with crispy ends clap


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Lips, ears and arseholes all squeezed into a thick yellow leather tube and then deep fried.

It's unique I'll give ya that............
 
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Ahh they have made a come back mate. Nothing wrong with a chicko roll with crispy ends clap


Well, I stand corrected... I was in my local Woolies tonight, and to my surprise, Chiko Rolls are still available for human consumption...

Must confess I was sorely tempted (yep, a fresh Chiko with crispy ends is food for the gods) however certain adverse memories intervened... I might have to de-condition myself and try one again.

Hehehe.. 'taste aversion' is one of the strongest memories... Wink


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Lips, ears and arseholes all squeezed into a thick yellow leather tube and then deep fried.

It's unique I'll give ya that............


Hehehe.. mate, I was married into a family of middle Europeans for 30 years, my Mum grew up in a remotish part of New Guinea, and I spent a few years in SE Asia - all had the idea that every part of an animals was food... lips ears and arseholes is nothing... Wink


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I kind of like cherry cheesecake ice cream with freshly ground VIAGRA sprinkled on it.
 
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And the pie must be upside down.

Adelaide's contribution to the cuisine of the world. Smiler

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So all up it means- A meat pie floating on a sea of mushy green peas on a freezing night at 3am after a big night out drinking is widely concidered the perfect food/remedy for the professional drunk.


You forget, "and while eating it, be harassed by other drunks and bums as well".


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the red stuff on top is?? Kethup-Catsup- tomat- toe Sauce??
 
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Floating in mashed peas? You are a bunch of sick bastards!


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Actually a nice hot green pea soup.

The red stuff is tomato sauce/ketchup.


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Floating in mashed peas? You are a bunch of sick bastards!


Could not have said it better myself mate clap


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