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16 May 2009, 09:51
Bakes
Nature's perfect food
What do you think it is?


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
16 May 2009, 10:03
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Fallow deer,Moose or Lamb chops


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was so much owed by so many to so few." Sir Winston Churchill

16 May 2009, 12:05
Hog Killer
Well Bakes, since you asked, I would guess VEGAMITE. jumping

Keith


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16 May 2009, 13:06
muzza
For an Aussie , I would guess anything spelt " BEER "


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16 May 2009, 16:39
Bakes
No your all wrong. Natures most perfect food is a fresh chiko roll and an ice coffee Big Grin


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
16 May 2009, 19:55
Avatar
quote:
Originally posted by Bakes:
No your all wrong. Natures most perfect food is a fresh chiko roll and an ice coffee Big Grin


No f'n way!
A pie floater standing outside the pie cart on a freezing night at 3am in the morning after a big night out on the gas is widely considered the perfect food/remedy for the professional piss artiste.
17 May 2009, 00:33
Hog Killer
quote:
Originally posted by muzza:
For an Aussie , I would guess anything spelt " BEER "

yuck
17 May 2009, 02:21
Bakes
You bloody crow eaters know not what your talk'n about! Big Grin...pie floater indeed. Roll Eyes


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
17 May 2009, 05:53
Sambar 9.3
He knows exactly what he is talking about!

beer


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17 May 2009, 06:43
Hog Killer
quote:
A pie floater standing outside the pie cart on a freezing night at 3am in the morning after a big night out on the gas is widely considered the perfect food/remedy for the professional piss artiste.


bewildered I guess that is some pure down under speak. Care to put thAt in english????? clap

Keith


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17 May 2009, 09:19
Bakes
Let me translate. A pie floater is a meat pie floating on a sea of mushy green peas. Big night out on the gas is a big night drinking. And a Piss artiste is a...well...a drunk Big Grin

So all up it means- A meat pie floating on a sea of mushy green peas on a freezing night at 3am after a big night out drinking is widely concidered the perfect food/remedy for the professional drunk.

Never been a pie floater man myself after getting kicked out of the pub. I like the Donner Kebab with the lot. And for the hangover cure the next day. Bacon and cheese toasted roll and a choccy milk!


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
17 May 2009, 13:08
wirehunt
quote:
Originally posted by Avatar:
quote:
Originally posted by Bakes:
No your all wrong. Natures most perfect food is a fresh chiko roll and an ice coffee Big Grin


No f'n way!
A pie floater standing outside the pie cart on a freezing night at 3am in the morning after a big night out on the gas is widely considered the perfect food/remedy for the professional piss artiste.


The valley vulture has it right Big Grin


Happy hunting
17 May 2009, 13:15
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Powerade and a pie myself clap


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was so much owed by so many to so few." Sir Winston Churchill

17 May 2009, 13:45
Saeed
In ancient times, it is said that The Three Pleasures Of Life Are:

1. Eating Meat.
2. Touching Meat
3. Putting Meat Into Meat.


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17 May 2009, 14:50
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quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
In ancient times, it is said that The Three Pleasures Of Life Are:

1. Eating Meat.
2. Touching Meat
3. Putting Meat Into Meat.


I have never seen Saeed post in the Australian/New Zealand section before today bewildered But what a post thumb nice


"Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few." Sir Winston Churchill

17 May 2009, 16:43
Bakes
quote:
3. Putting Meat Into Meat.


That would be a Turducken hilbily


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
17 May 2009, 17:33
Steve Latham
In all seriousness, I relish a fresh caught trout or sea bass/mackerel, seconds over a twig fire!, on the other hand in an urban hunting situation, I quite like Kentucky fried chicken! stir
17 May 2009, 17:59
Steve Latham
And not forgetting those poor unfortunates, the vegetarians, We are just two weeks into a slow start of the Asparagus season, I happen to have open accsess to as much as I can pick, bloody marvelous! butter & a pinch of salt! Cool
19 May 2009, 01:33
gryphon1
quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
In ancient times, it is said that The Three Pleasures Of Life Are:

1. Eating Meat.
2. Touching Meat
3. Putting Meat Into Meat.



Good to know that the captain has joined in on the A/NZ section,first post I can remember also...

Oh yes that meat you mention Saeed is THE best meat!



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19 May 2009, 21:44
rugeruser
Bakes, where the hell do you get a 'fresh' Chiko Roll? I thought they went out of production in about 1975... well, at least I hoped they had, after a particularly strenuous 'checking the beer lines' night at Figtree Workers'... LOLOLOL

Nah, mine's a good kebab... and there are only about 2 in Sydney that I would recommend.

As for Saeed's (g'day mate!) third idea, yeah, all good fun, but bloody dangerous... LOLOLOL


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20 May 2009, 17:45
Bakes
Ahh they have made a come back mate. Nothing wrong with a chicko roll with crispy ends clap


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
20 May 2009, 17:58
Avatar
Lips, ears and arseholes all squeezed into a thick yellow leather tube and then deep fried.

It's unique I'll give ya that............
21 May 2009, 23:22
rugeruser
quote:
Originally posted by Bakes:
Ahh they have made a come back mate. Nothing wrong with a chicko roll with crispy ends clap


Well, I stand corrected... I was in my local Woolies tonight, and to my surprise, Chiko Rolls are still available for human consumption...

Must confess I was sorely tempted (yep, a fresh Chiko with crispy ends is food for the gods) however certain adverse memories intervened... I might have to de-condition myself and try one again.

Hehehe.. 'taste aversion' is one of the strongest memories... Wink


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A gun is a tool. A moron is a moron. A moron with a hammer who busts something is still just a moron, it's not a hammer problem. Daniel77
21 May 2009, 23:27
rugeruser
quote:
Originally posted by Avatar:
Lips, ears and arseholes all squeezed into a thick yellow leather tube and then deep fried.

It's unique I'll give ya that............


Hehehe.. mate, I was married into a family of middle Europeans for 30 years, my Mum grew up in a remotish part of New Guinea, and I spent a few years in SE Asia - all had the idea that every part of an animals was food... lips ears and arseholes is nothing... Wink


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31 May 2009, 03:43
duffy4
I kind of like cherry cheesecake ice cream with freshly ground VIAGRA sprinkled on it.
04 June 2009, 23:17
NitroX


A picture tells a thousand words.

And the pie must be upside down.

Adelaide's contribution to the cuisine of the world. Smiler

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So all up it means- A meat pie floating on a sea of mushy green peas on a freezing night at 3am after a big night out drinking is widely concidered the perfect food/remedy for the professional drunk.


You forget, "and while eating it, be harassed by other drunks and bums as well".


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05 June 2009, 00:26
mousegun1
the red stuff on top is?? Kethup-Catsup- tomat- toe Sauce??
05 June 2009, 03:08
Fjold
Floating in mashed peas? You are a bunch of sick bastards!


Frank



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05 June 2009, 07:09
NitroX
Actually a nice hot green pea soup.

The red stuff is tomato sauce/ketchup.


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05 June 2009, 11:59
Bakes
quote:
Floating in mashed peas? You are a bunch of sick bastards!


Could not have said it better myself mate clap


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"