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Nature's perfect food
Nature's perfect food
What do you think it is?
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
16 May 2009, 10:03
TOP_PREDATORFallow deer,Moose or Lamb chops
"Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few." Sir Winston Churchill
16 May 2009, 12:05
Hog KillerWell Bakes, since you asked, I would guess VEGAMITE.

Keith
IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY'LL GO AWAY!!!
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We Band of Bubbas & STC Hunting Club, The Whomper Club
For an Aussie , I would guess anything spelt " BEER "
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Old enough to know better
No your all wrong. Natures most perfect food is a fresh chiko roll and an ice coffee

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
quote:
Originally posted by Bakes:
No your all wrong. Natures most perfect food is a fresh chiko roll and an ice coffee
No f'n way!
A pie floater standing outside the pie cart on a freezing night at 3am in the morning after a big night out on the gas is widely considered the perfect food/remedy for the professional piss artiste.
17 May 2009, 00:33
Hog Killerquote:
Originally posted by muzza:
For an Aussie , I would guess anything spelt " BEER "

You bloody crow eaters know not what your talk'n about!

...pie floater indeed.

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
17 May 2009, 05:53
Sambar 9.3He knows
exactly what he is talking about!

Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
17 May 2009, 06:43
Hog Killerquote:
A pie floater standing outside the pie cart on a freezing night at 3am in the morning after a big night out on the gas is widely considered the perfect food/remedy for the professional piss artiste.

I guess that is some pure down under speak. Care to put thAt in english?????

Keith
IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY'LL GO AWAY!!!
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We Band of Bubbas & STC Hunting Club, The Whomper Club
Let me translate. A pie floater is a meat pie floating on a sea of mushy green peas. Big night out on the gas is a big night drinking. And a Piss artiste is a...well...a drunk

So all up it means- A meat pie floating on a sea of mushy green peas on a freezing night at 3am after a big night out drinking is widely concidered the perfect food/remedy for the professional drunk.
Never been a pie floater man myself after getting kicked out of the pub. I like the Donner Kebab with the lot. And for the hangover cure the next day. Bacon and cheese toasted roll and a choccy milk!
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
17 May 2009, 13:08
wirehuntquote:
Originally posted by Avatar:
quote:
Originally posted by Bakes:
No your all wrong. Natures most perfect food is a fresh chiko roll and an ice coffee
No f'n way!
A pie floater standing outside the pie cart on a freezing night at 3am in the morning after a big night out on the gas is widely considered the perfect food/remedy for the professional piss artiste.
The valley vulture has it right

Happy hunting
17 May 2009, 13:15
TOP_PREDATORPowerade and a pie myself

"Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few." Sir Winston Churchill
In ancient times, it is said that The Three Pleasures Of Life Are:
1. Eating Meat.
2. Touching Meat
3. Putting Meat Into Meat.
17 May 2009, 14:50
TOP_PREDATORquote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
In ancient times, it is said that The Three Pleasures Of Life Are:
1. Eating Meat.
2. Touching Meat
3. Putting Meat Into Meat.
I have never seen Saeed post in the Australian/New Zealand section before today

But what a post

nice
"Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few." Sir Winston Churchill
quote:
3. Putting Meat Into Meat.
That would be a Turducken

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
17 May 2009, 17:33
Steve LathamIn all seriousness, I relish a fresh caught trout or sea bass/mackerel, seconds over a twig fire!, on the other hand in an urban hunting situation, I quite like Kentucky fried chicken!

17 May 2009, 17:59
Steve LathamAnd not forgetting those poor unfortunates, the vegetarians, We are just two weeks into a slow start of the Asparagus season, I happen to have open accsess to as much as I can pick, bloody marvelous! butter & a pinch of salt!

19 May 2009, 01:33
gryphon1quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
In ancient times, it is said that The Three Pleasures Of Life Are:
1. Eating Meat.
2. Touching Meat
3. Putting Meat Into Meat.
Good to know that the captain has joined in on the A/NZ section,first post I can remember also...
Oh yes that meat you mention Saeed is THE best meat!
Posts: 87 | Location: Victoria Australia | Registered: 07 September 2002
19 May 2009, 21:44
rugeruserBakes, where the hell do you get a 'fresh' Chiko Roll? I thought they went out of production in about 1975... well, at least I hoped they had, after a particularly strenuous 'checking the beer lines' night at Figtree Workers'... LOLOLOL
Nah, mine's a good kebab... and there are only about 2 in Sydney that I would recommend.
As for Saeed's (g'day mate!) third idea, yeah, all good fun, but bloody dangerous... LOLOLOL
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A gun is a tool. A moron is a moron. A moron with a hammer who busts something is still just a moron, it's not a hammer problem. Daniel77
Ahh they have made a come back mate. Nothing wrong with a chicko roll with crispy ends

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
Lips, ears and arseholes all squeezed into a thick yellow leather tube and then deep fried.
It's unique I'll give ya that............
21 May 2009, 23:22
rugeruserquote:
Originally posted by Bakes:
Ahh they have made a come back mate. Nothing wrong with a chicko roll with crispy ends
Well, I stand corrected... I was in my local Woolies tonight, and to my surprise, Chiko Rolls are still available for human consumption...
Must confess I was sorely tempted (yep, a fresh Chiko with crispy ends is food for the gods) however certain adverse memories intervened... I might have to de-condition myself and try one again.
Hehehe.. 'taste aversion' is one of the strongest memories...

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A gun is a tool. A moron is a moron. A moron with a hammer who busts something is still just a moron, it's not a hammer problem. Daniel77
21 May 2009, 23:27
rugeruserquote:
Originally posted by Avatar:
Lips, ears and arseholes all squeezed into a thick yellow leather tube and then deep fried.
It's unique I'll give ya that............
Hehehe.. mate, I was married into a family of middle Europeans for 30 years, my Mum grew up in a remotish part of New Guinea, and I spent a few years in SE Asia - all had the idea that every part of an animals was food... lips ears and arseholes is nothing...

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A gun is a tool. A moron is a moron. A moron with a hammer who busts something is still just a moron, it's not a hammer problem. Daniel77
I kind of like cherry cheesecake ice cream with freshly ground VIAGRA sprinkled on it.
04 June 2009, 23:17
NitroX
A picture tells a thousand words.
And the pie must be upside down.
Adelaide's contribution to the cuisine of the world.
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So all up it means- A meat pie floating on a sea of mushy green peas on a freezing night at 3am after a big night out drinking is widely concidered the perfect food/remedy for the professional drunk.
You forget, "and while eating it, be harassed by other drunks and bums as well".
05 June 2009, 00:26
mousegun1the red stuff on top is?? Kethup-Catsup- tomat- toe Sauce??
Floating in mashed peas? You are a bunch of sick bastards!
Frank
"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953
NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite
05 June 2009, 07:09
NitroXActually a nice hot green pea soup.
The red stuff is tomato sauce/ketchup.
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Floating in mashed peas? You are a bunch of sick bastards!
Could not have said it better myself mate

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"