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 Most of these sheep breeds aren't found in New Zealand...... So who did this site??? Dating Service ...."At some point in every man's life he should own a Sako rifle and a John Deere tractor....it just doesn't get any better...." | ||
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A kiwi with a taste for exotic partners ...  | |||
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This site is for the Aussie and American tourists to indulge their fantasies while here and while they're here with our sheep we head on over there to meet their wives. We then export these sheep and the "lambs" to their supermarkets... | |||
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There you go, that's proof of the old joke ... Q: What do you call a NZer with more than 40 sheep? A: A pimp. Har har. | |||
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here tell that the price of lamb has gone through the roof in New Zealand its up to $30 an hour | |||
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Every Kiwi town even farm has a strip club with the hottest babes. It is some sort of franchise night club chain, known as the "Shearing Shed".  *** Did you know that even though New Zealand gets most of the sheep jokes thrown at it, Australia has actually far more sheep than New Zealand. New Zealand however claims the highest sheep per capita (per person) number. But New Zealand is also the one country in the world that worries how many sheep they have per person. *** Australia's Live Sheep trade to the Middle East was ended after New Zealand complained to the UN. They argued the slave trade was outlawed in the 1800's.  | |||
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The three Kiwi's that I have working in my shop this week do not find that funny in the least! As a matter of fact, they say that the sheep all lie, especially the third one from the left. Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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AH!! but ours are better lookin' ...."At some point in every man's life he should own a Sako rifle and a John Deere tractor....it just doesn't get any better...." | |||
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 Doesn't even look like New Zealand!!! ...."At some point in every man's life he should own a Sako rifle and a John Deere tractor....it just doesn't get any better...." | |||
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Typical. Mutton dressed as lamb ... | |||
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I remember reading a psychology book by a well known author (whose name I have forgotton) who reckons 75% of farm boys have a "sexual experience " with a farm animal while growing up. Kind of makes you wonder about statistics and boys. And I wonder what the statistics for farm girls would be? | |||
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 I would be willing to do a three-some.  | |||
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Send me one of the rabbit and two of the other!! | |||
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I guess this validates the old joke I heard about NZ. "New Zealand: Where the men are drunk and sheep are nervous!" Jason "Chance favors the prepared mind." | |||
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Oh no , Tex - that is truly a texan joke ....  ________________________ Old enough to know better | |||
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The South Island of New Zealand is known as. That land of barren rocks and waters deep, where the women are ugly and the men love sheep. | |||
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Bloody oath we get a lamb on our 16th birth Went deal to it till it turns into a hogget Then it goes to the freezing works and gets exported Thinbk about that the next time the gravy is running off your chin Happy hunting | |||
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