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30 April 2007, 02:26

TrackersNZ

This was designed by an aussie.............

Most of these sheep breeds aren't found in New Zealand...... So who did this site???

Dating Service

30 April 2007, 02:56

jimbob

A kiwi with a taste for exotic partners ...

30 April 2007, 04:31

Kiwi Vince

This site is for the Aussie and American tourists to indulge their fantasies while here and while they're here with our sheep we head on over there to meet their wives.

We then export these sheep and the "lambs" to their supermarkets...

30 April 2007, 04:50

jimbob

There you go, that's proof of the old joke ...

Q: What do you call a NZer with more than 40 sheep?

A: A pimp.

Har har.

30 April 2007, 13:02

THEANIMAL

here tell that the price of lamb has gone through the roof in New Zealand

its up to $30 an hour

30 April 2007, 16:38

NitroX

Every Kiwi town even farm has a strip club with the hottest babes. It is some sort of franchise night club chain, known as the "Shearing Shed".

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Did you know that even though New Zealand gets most of the sheep jokes thrown at it, Australia has actually far more sheep than New Zealand. New Zealand however claims the highest sheep per capita (per person) number. But New Zealand is also the one country in the world that worries how many sheep they have per person.

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Australia's Live Sheep trade to the Middle East was ended after New Zealand complained to the UN. They argued the slave trade was outlawed in the 1800's.

30 April 2007, 23:29

Fjold

quote:
Originally posted by TrackersNZ:

Most of these sheep breeds aren't found in New Zealand...... So who did this site???

Dating Service

The three Kiwi's that I have working in my shop this week do not find that funny in the least!

As a matter of fact, they say that the sheep all lie, especially the third one from the left.

Frank

"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953

NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite

01 May 2007, 13:52

TrackersNZ

quote:
Did you know that even though New Zealand gets most of the sheep jokes thrown at it, Australia has actually far more sheep than New Zealand.

AH!! but ours are better lookin'

03 May 2007, 01:05

TrackersNZ

Doesn't even look like New Zealand!!!

03 May 2007, 06:00

jimbob

Typical. Mutton dressed as lamb ...

04 May 2007, 03:30

GreybeardBushman

I remember reading a psychology book by a well known author (whose name I have forgotton) who reckons 75% of farm boys have a "sexual experience " with a farm animal while growing up.

Kind of makes you wonder about statistics and boys.
And I wonder what the statistics for farm girls would be?

04 May 2007, 05:13

NitroX

quote:
Originally posted by GreybeardBushman:
I remember reading a psychology book by a well known author (whose name I have forgotton) who reckons 75% of farm boys have a "sexual experience " with a farm animal while growing up.

Kind of makes you wonder about statistics and boys.
And I wonder what the statistics for farm girls would be?

I would be willing to do a three-some.

04 May 2007, 12:45

GreybeardBushman

Send me one of the rabbit and two of the other!!

21 May 2007, 08:55

Tex21

I guess this validates the old joke I heard about NZ.

"New Zealand: Where the men are drunk and sheep are nervous!"

21 May 2007, 10:30

muzza

Oh no , Tex - that is truly a texan joke ....

22 May 2007, 02:36

oldun

The South Island of New Zealand is known as.

That land of barren rocks
and waters deep,
where the women are ugly
and the men love sheep.

22 May 2007, 04:17

wirehunt

Bloody oath we get a lamb on our 16th birth

Went deal to it till it turns into a hogget

Then it goes to the freezing works and gets exported

Thinbk about that the next time the gravy is running off your chin