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Ahh come on Saeed. One must always partake in such an adventure. Don't you guys in Dubai???  | |||
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Brother you have been in Africa way toooo long. | |||
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In Canberra in election time - just a normal day - for all I know he's the Speaker..... -- Promise me, when I die, don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told I her I paid for them. | |||
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Seemed like a good idea at the time  ...idot  ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Looks like he had a forking good time?? Talk about taking a fork in hand?? I just do not know if I will ever be able to look a fork in the eye again. That 'll fork 'em! Damn it, that is enough of this forking nonsense.   | |||
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Insert penis in fork, not fork in penis Some people sure get things backward1 DRSS | |||
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Somebody told him to go fork himself? He was either quite the joker, penile implant for better forking, or he was out of his forking mind, probably both. | |||
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I want to know how Saeed finds this stuff---- girls and bridges, forks, insertions. Cheers. Malcolm | |||
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Malcolm, I look at British papers headlines, as well as some American news sites - Drudgereport for instance. They have some hilarious news sometimes, which frankly defy any common sense! | |||
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I saw an ad for small jewellers screw drivers which came with a warning ''Do not insert into penis''.Read about a doctor who had removed a tool box from someones anus ,I bet that hurt | |||
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people will be people gotta love this world can you imagine living on Borg planet? " Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move... Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál” | |||
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Now that's something to talk about at his funeral! LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show. Not all who wander are lost. NEVER TRUST A FART!!! Cecil Leonard | |||
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G'Day Fella's, Thanks for that one Saeed! The 70 year old is not only, a bit of a Sick Prick, he's also got a sore one as well!!! I know a few medical types at Canberra Hospital, I'll try to remember next time I see them, and ask for more details......like the Sick Pricks name etc! Doh! Homer Lick the Lolly Pop of Mediocrity Just Once and You Will Suck For Life! | |||
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Did that incident happen at the dining table?  Crazy is not enough! "When the wind stops....start rowing. When the wind starts, get the sail up quick." | |||
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Holy crats! Reminds me vaguely of a story I once heard about Lorne Green. There is hope, even when your brain tells you there isn’t. – John Green, author | |||
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Well do tell.....it would be a Bonanza to hear that one  ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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I seem to remember that when they examined a 9 year old whose parents accused the late Michael Jackson of sexual abuse they said that they found Michaels other glove. Don't ask me what happened, when I left Viet Nam, we were winning. | |||
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doesn't surprise me in the least. in 35 years of anesthesia practice, i have seen a cue ball, light bulb, numerous dildos, bulb capped turkey basters, and numerous other weird objects removed from guy's rectums. i long ago ceased to be amazed at the stuff guys( and it is almost always guys), will put up their poop shute.... Vote Trump- Putin’s best friend… To quote a former AND CURRENT Trumpiteer - DUMP TRUMP | |||
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A Theatre nurse I knew told of a guy who had to have a tennis ball surgically removed from his butt... apparently the ball rolled off the table and the nurses proceded to kick it around the operating theatre whilst the patient - who was sedated via a local anaesthetic in that region - lay and watched them ... Then there is the well-known entertainer from the 1970s here who had to have assistance to remove the jar of marmite that had got stuck. That probably took some explaining..... ________________________ Old enough to know better | |||
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His opponent obviously had a very strong return of serve! A day spent in the bush is a day added to your life Hunt Australia - Website Hunt Australia - Facebook Hunt Australia - TV | |||
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10cm fork, must be a small bloke  | |||
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