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20 August 2013, 11:20

Saeed

I Thought My Mates Down Under Would Enjoy This!

What the hell is going on here?

20 August 2013, 11:48

ozhunter

Ahh come on Saeed. One must always partake in such an adventure. Don't you guys in Dubai???

20 August 2013, 15:28

Rigby350

quote:
Originally posted by ozhunter:
Ahh come on Saeed. One must always partake in such an adventure. Don't you guys in Dubai???

Brother you have been in Africa way toooo long.

20 August 2013, 16:39

Bren7X64

quote:
Originally posted by Rigby350:
quote:
Originally posted by ozhunter:
Ahh come on Saeed. One must always partake in such an adventure. Don't you guys in Dubai???

Brother you have been in Africa way toooo long.

In Canberra in election time - just a normal day - for all I know he's the Speaker.....

20 August 2013, 16:40

ozhunter

quote:
Originally posted by Bren7X64:
quote:
Originally posted by Rigby350:
quote:
Originally posted by ozhunter:
Ahh come on Saeed. One must always partake in such an adventure. Don't you guys in Dubai???

Brother you have been in Africa way toooo long.

In Canberra in election time - just a normal day - for all I know he's the Speaker.....

21 August 2013, 00:48

Bakes

Seemed like a good idea at the time

...idot

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

21 August 2013, 02:01

Scriptus

Looks like he had a forking good time??

Talk about taking a fork in hand??

I just do not know if I will ever be able to look a fork in the eye again.

That 'll fork 'em!

Damn it, that is enough of this forking nonsense.

21 August 2013, 04:37

Rockdoc

Insert penis in fork, not fork in penis

Some people sure get things backward1

21 August 2013, 04:37

Rockdoc

quote:
Originally posted by Rockdoc:
Insert penis in fork, not fork in penis

Some people sure get things backward!

21 August 2013, 07:27

RIP

Somebody told him to go fork himself?
He was either quite the joker, penile implant for better forking,
or he was out of his forking mind, probably both.

22 August 2013, 14:34

malcolm

I want to know how Saeed finds this stuff---- girls and bridges, forks, insertions.
Cheers. Malcolm

22 August 2013, 18:11

Saeed

quote:
Originally posted by malcolm:
I want to know how Saeed finds this stuff---- girls and bridges, forks, insertions.
Cheers. Malcolm

Malcolm,

I look at British papers headlines, as well as some American news sites - Drudgereport for instance.

They have some hilarious news sometimes, which frankly defy any common sense!

22 August 2013, 21:20

tankhunter

I saw an ad for small jewellers screw drivers which came with a warning ''Do not insert into penis''.Read about a doctor who had removed a tool box from someones anus ,I bet that hurt

23 August 2013, 01:45

boarkiller

people will be people
gotta love this world
can you imagine living on Borg planet?

" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”

23 August 2013, 06:17

bwana cecil

Now that's something to talk about at his funeral!

LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard

23 August 2013, 13:06

HomerOz

G'Day Fella's,

Thanks for that one Saeed!
The 70 year old is not only, a bit of a Sick Prick, he's also got a sore one as well!!!

I know a few medical types at Canberra Hospital, I'll try to remember next time I see them, and ask for more details......like the Sick Pricks name etc!

Doh!
Homer

25 August 2013, 07:33

Nakihunter

Did that incident happen at the dining table?

Crazy is not enough!

26 August 2013, 00:19

Bill/Oregon

Holy crats! Reminds me vaguely of a story I once heard about Lorne Green.

26 August 2013, 00:30

Bakes

Well do tell.....it would be a Bonanza to hear that one

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

31 August 2013, 04:03

RonE

I seem to remember that when they examined a 9 year old whose parents accused the late Michael Jackson of sexual abuse they said that they found Michaels other glove.

08 September 2013, 08:55

jdollar

doesn't surprise me in the least. in 35 years of anesthesia practice, i have seen a cue ball, light bulb, numerous dildos, bulb capped turkey basters, and numerous other weird objects removed from guy's rectums. i long ago ceased to be amazed at the stuff guys( and it is almost always guys), will put up their poop shute....

08 September 2013, 10:43

muzza

A Theatre nurse I knew told of a guy who had to have a tennis ball surgically removed from his butt... apparently the ball rolled off the table and the nurses proceded to kick it around the operating theatre whilst the patient - who was sedated via a local anaesthetic in that region - lay and watched them ...
Then there is the well-known entertainer from the 1970s here who had to have assistance to remove the jar of marmite that had got stuck. That probably took some explaining.....

08 September 2013, 10:58

Matt Graham

quote:
Originally posted by muzza:
A Theatre nurse I knew told of a guy who had to have a tennis ball surgically removed from his butt...

His opponent obviously had a very strong return of serve!