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Hej, jag heter 1894 och det har ar andra gangen i Sverige alg jakt. I know most speak English but I really do want to talar Sverige lite grann. As well as labouring through all the standard stuff it would be a great help to get some useful hunting translations which I suspect will not appear in the dictionaries. Things like bull, cow, calf, spike, place where the bullet struck, place where the blood is found, peg or stand, the drive, phrases such as heart shot etc etc. My goal is to be able to introduce myself, understand a safety briefing and explain how the mother of all bulls came through there and that I shot him in the shoulder there when he was broadside to me at this point, the blood trail starts here and I think I heard him fall over there. Also how does one say the x bit of 9.3x62. | ||
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<OlafD> |
quote:I'm more interested to learn: are you married? Is you husbund on hunt over night? how long will your husbund be on hunt? Olaf | ||
<Made in Sweden> |
Are you married?=�r du gift eller m�ste vi smyga med det?? (actually..Are you married or do we have to do it in a place where we are not seen) Is you husbund on hunt over night?=�r gubben ute s� att vi kan ha lite kul?? (is the old geezer out so we can have some fun?) how long will your husbund be on hunt?=hur tror du han sitter och fryser p� pass l�nge nog f�r oss att g�ra det igen?? (do you think he will be freezing his ass off in the forest long enough for us to do it again??) Good luck!! | ||
<OlafD> |
thank you.. i can't stop laughing.. Olaf | ||
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Herr OlavD Since the Swedes have been most kind translating theese essential phrases you have to give back something Translate them to German so we can laugh even more Cheers / JOHAN | ||
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Does your husband have a large gun? - Hat Ihr Ehemann ein gro�es Gewehr? Can your husband shoot straight when drunk? - Kann Ihr Ehemann gerade wann betrunken schie�en? Do you have a sister? - Haben Sie eine Schwester? Is she busy tonight? - Ist sie besch�ftigt heute abend? Can we all fit into this closet? - K�nnen wir alle in diesen Wandschrank passen? You look so much smaller with your clothes on. - Sie schauen so viel kleiner mit Ihren Kleidern auf an. Do you have a paper bag? - Haben Sie einen Papiersack? Do you have any sedatives? - Haben Sie Beruhigungsmittel? Maybe we should call your husband. - Vielleicht sollen wir Ihren Ehemann rufen. | |||
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<OlafD> |
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Just to complete the phrases used in the swedish wilderness, I want to add a few more... -Jag har f�tt kl�da p� organet sedan sist, �r du s�ker p� att du var oskuld? (-I have developed an itch on my organ lately, are you sure you were a virgin before we met?) -Skulle du vilja byta din fru mot mitt vackra gev�r? (Would you considder trading your wife for my beautiful rifle?) -Varf�r har du h�r p� br�stet, Helga? (Why do you have hair on your chest, Helga?) ...I guess you�ll be alright with those added to the rest | ||
<OlafD> |
quote:Olaf | ||
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I can�t stop laughing!!! You crack me up!! | ||
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I like this one: -Skulle du vilja byta din fru mot mitt vackra gev�r? (Would you considder trading your wife for my beautiful rifle?) but given that you are speaking of beautiful rifle, please clarify your concept of beautiful, and Must it be related to woman's beauty? bye | |||
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<Made in Sweden> |
I�d say it has more to do with the beuty of the woman. I think the phrase is nice when you run into some of the local inhabitants and you are trying to trade your old and worn 30-30 for his 22-year old virgin wife.... | ||
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Gentlemen We have a tradition here in the US that most young men, who make through boot camp, learn about. While standing buck naked, on some convenient corner holding his rifle in his right hand and and his gun in his left hand. He will enlighten any who should happen by, with holding his rifle out and repeating 'This is my rifle', then he holds out his gun, how ever far that is, and repeats 'This is my gun'. Then he holds out his rifle again and repeats 'This is for shooting' then holds out his gun and repeats 'This is for fun' You fellows in Northern Europe may need to try this and you won't get confused as to the activities you are here for. Jim | |||
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<Made in Sweden> |
Since the mosquito are plentiful here in Sweden, most who have tried that trick ended up with a gun looking like Mrs Bobbit savaged it.... | ||
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I too have laughed but in all seriousness it would be a help if some common hunting phrases that I am likely to hear but which will not likely appear in a dictionary could be translated. | |||
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Peter, 22 years old virgin? incredible, 22 years old virgin wife? impossible, by my opinion I understand it wil be impossible to make some good business trying to exchange that old M95 Austrian military rifle that I found in a woodshed after 70 years of abandonment bye | |||
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<OlafD> |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Steve Malinverni: [QB]Peter, 22 years old virgin? incredible, 22 years old virgin wife? impossible, by my opinion Well steve, I believe that..the scandinavians got icicle and which girl want to have a orgasm on the rocks? And look at your beautiful country... fathers and brothers circle around like a sheepdog his flock with the lupara keep the guys away Olaf | ||
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They use lupara (shotgun for wolf litteral translation) only for wolfs and snake nothing else.....now. Maybe some old thinking people. That is the past. Sometime I'll tell you the present and future.... maybe bye | |||
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<OlafD> |
quote:Hi steve, not tell show Olaf | ||
<Made in Sweden> |
quote:I�ll see what I can come up with... I�ll be back with some more. | ||
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Here are some useful words and phrases... -"Jag sk�t mot honom, sedan v�nde han och f�rsvann in i skogen." -"I shot at him, then he turned and disapperared in the woods." -"Skottet tr�ffade i bogen/buken/benet" -"The bullet struck him in the shoulder/stomach/leg." -"Vilket pass ska jag sitta p�?" -"Wich place is mine to hunt?" -"Hunden har st�ndskall p� en tjur." -"The dog has a bull moose bayed." -"b�ssan klickade." -"The gun misfired." -"Hunden har g�ngst�nd." -"The dog and moose are on the move." take care! | ||
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quote:Sei bitte vorsichtig [ 08-23-2002, 12:40: Message edited by: OlafD ] | ||
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These German phrases are excellent. I am furiously polishing my German pending for upcoming driven red/roe/mouflon hunt near Salzburg in a few weeks. Despite have lived in Germany for two years I am ashamed to say that until recently I the only German phrases I could say with confidence were: Five large beers please Half a chicken with fries and mayo please You/ your friend are/is very beautiful, do you live nearby? Please drive me to the launderette Yours are the biggest Jaegerschnitzels I have ever seen, my friend Tits out for the lads This bratwurst is like a baby’s arm! [ 08-23-2002, 15:19: Message edited by: Deerdogs ] | |||
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