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I don't think I've seen this one on the post. "He or She is nervous as a whore in church ". | |||
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Two vultures looking at congress; one says to the other: "Patience my ass! I wanna kill something." Then there is: Kill them all. Let God sort them out. (You may apply this to any terrorist group.) .395 Family Member DRSS, po' boy member Political correctness is nothing but liberal enforced censorship | |||
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No matter where you go, there you are. Bob Nisbet DRSS & 348 Lever Winchester Lover Temporarily Displaced Texan If there's no food on your plate when dinner is done, you didn't get enough to eat. | |||
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Well, okay. Here are a few of my favorites. "In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." Yogi Berra "I spent a year in that town, one Sunday afternoon." WC Fields. "A man who doesn't like cute puppies and little children can't be all bad." WC Fields "Credibility is a non-renewable resource." My wife | |||
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I always say "Hotter than a Cambodian whore house" or "Sweating more than a whore in church." Some years ago I was in Singapore in taxi on my way to the airport. The cab driver, speaking in English but with a heavy Chinese accent, said "How you a like Singapore?" I said, "It is okay, but hotter than a Cambodian whore house." He resonded, "oh, you like a whore house? I know best whore house in all of Thailand...here, I write down numba." I said, "No, it was just a joke." "No," he says, looking back at me while driving in heavy traffic, "This best - you should try." Never paid for sex and never did there either. | |||
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You made you're bed, now lie in it. You cant get blood from a turnip. Colder than a well diggers ass. Luck favors the prepared. There are no Atheists on a battlefield. That one's a couple chicken nuggets short of a happy meal. Shit or get off the pot. AK-47 The only Communist Idea that Liberals don't like. | |||
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Her daddy says she's the best kisser in the county. . | |||
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Flat out like a lizard drinking, was the one I picked up in Australia. | |||
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About statistics, which can prove or falsify about anything spending on what the statistician is tasked to do: "With four parameters, I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk." — Attributed to von Neumann by Enrico Fermi." From: Watts Up With That | |||
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At my age, anything I say is an old saying. | |||
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Busier than a 1 Arm Paper Hanger Drunker than a "Football Bat" Easy come easy go 2 Morrow is promised 2 NO ONE U reap what U sow Take it Gentle Now "Today is the 1st Day, of the Rest of Your Life" | |||
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Festina lente (σπεῦδε βραδέως) which translates to: "Make haste slowly." | |||
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Hotter than a two peckered Billy Goat, Colder than a Well Diggers ass in the Klondike, | |||
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Cowboy humor: Don't shit where ya eat. (meaning don't complain about the cooks cooking) Keep ya horse saddled behind the barn! ( be ready to make a run for it) He shoulda been gilflurted and stringhaultered.. He's meaner than a town dog.. Shes' ben rode hard and put up wet. If she had as many sticking out of her as shes had poked in her, she'd look like a porkepine! Pouting: He swole up like a poisoned dog. A good rope horse: He can stop on dime and give ya 15 cents change..He can run a hole in the wind! Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.. dumber than a box of rocks (hammers is an alternate) This could go on for months. Ray Atkinson Atkinson Hunting Adventures 10 Ward Lane, Filer, Idaho, 83328 208-731-4120 rayatkinsonhunting@gmail.com | |||
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