http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

So funny!!

YIKES!!!

There is one in every mall (and discussion forum).

Hmmmm. shootaway comes to mind.

Not quite a mall ninja but just as frightening.

oh my...

I work in a gun shop and unfortunately get to deal with these types of assholes all the time. Every one of them claims to be a former SEAL or has served with Blackwater. They're ridiculous. The worst of the lot are the flunkies that work as security guards in the gated communities around the area. Little dicks granted the ability to carry guns is a dangerous combination. This last remark is not meant to be disparaging to the many security guards out there who protect and serve and do their jobs; just the small minority who take it waaaaaay too seriously.

the ones that patrol the multi-movie facilities. They even protect the masses from felony double parking banditos like me. Parked my (then)fairly new Dodge Cummins out in a corner and took two parking spots. They put a sticker on my truck warning me that "future offenses COULD result in my vehicle being towed...". I called the cops and they kindly had the 18 year old rent-a-pig scrape it off in rather chilly weather at 11pm. I got his name and went to the theater property owners the next morning and made a formal complaint. They "reassigned" him.
This commentary is a neo-classic of stupid run a muck.

Rich
DRSS
Knowledge not shared is knowledge lost...

Reminds me of the used car salesman in that True Lies movie. Once confronted he pissed his pants.

I remember this bozo from Subguns several years ago and reading these same posts that were linked there. Man we had fun with him. thanks for the laughs.

crl

These animals exist in real life indeed, I know one who will buy anything as long as it is SWAT Black.
He never bought anything from me after he tried one of my HS Precision rifles, spread all over an ISSF target @ 300 meters using Federal Premium ammo and let me use the last 3 rounds wich I used to print a one inch group in quite rapid fire in front of 10 other shooters who were openly laughing at his SWAT gear.

For this guy, I thought of the TAS brand, Tactical AS Sh**!

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Originally posted by Nitehawk:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

So funny!!

Dang! That is funny! Did you used to live on the other side of my next door neighbor? I think his name was Gecko45?

The sad thing is that noone could make up this crazy crap, they really are out there.

Oh yeah the Mall Ninja! I remember reading the original posts years ago and they are still classic

John

Reads like a couple of guys pulling allot of peoples strings. I think it is a classic put on and what makes it perfect is all the people who think they are real .

It says allot about the readers of those forums that they took it seriously.

to Gecko45 and SPECOPS for a very funny put on.