There is a book out called "Rules of Thumb: A life Manual" by Tom Parker. Here are a few:

You can determine whether a ghost is real by crossing your eyes. If the image doubles, the ghost is there. If not, it's all in your mind.

Volts hurt, amps kill.

To avoid Lunatics on city buses, sit in the middle of the bus. The friendly lunatics sit as close to the driver as they can, and the unfriendly ones sit as far away as they can.

The easiest way to quiet a drunk is to whisper to him/her.

Drivers who customize their cars with bumper stickers and other adornments are more prone to road rage than the rest of us.

Time goes by faster from the moment one starts paying one's own bills.

If you haven't made an important discovery in the field of mathematics by time you're twenty-two, you probably never will.

You get about half an hour of flight in a standard hot air balloon per 20-pound tank of propane fuel.

Snapshots encourage memories; videos replace them. After watching a video of your vacation, your memory of the vacation will be what you saw on the video.

You have to wait about thirty minutes after cracking your knuckles to crack them again. That's how long it takes for the vaporized fluid to go back into solution.

Rich
bookworm

Since no one else has responded, Idaho, I shall.

Thanks for posting these innaresting fax.

I'm sure you feel better now.

just in case you ever have to ride the bus to town.

Rich

And a bird in the hand is worth two in the bushes...

A watched pot never boils...

It's boring to watch paint dry...

Will the redhead girl pics ever be returned...