Jennifer Aniston is an attractive woman. She is a movie star and yet very much like the girl-next-door. She has class, so I count her as a lady.

Angelina Jolie, A hot, sultry woman with exciting curves, but very much a wild floozy with dubious sanity.

Question:
So which one would you want for a date?

Choices:
Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie

 

If only one then Angelina, both would be great, kinda salt and pepper thing!

You forgot a vore for neither one!

Jennifer, I think Angelina is a skank.

Angelina Jolie...she does slut soooo well.

the kissing her brother thing with tongue and all kinda got me off of her as a 'wish list' kinda gal:



or,


but, your right she does slut better! and I like that!



they were acting really odd together for a while:

Jennifer Hands down She loks like she would be a trust worthy woman,

And she is all around classier than Angie


Cal30

i think with angie, well, you KNOW you are in for "Grabbing 440 with both hands while jumping into saltwater" ...

and when jennie ripped your heart out and ATE IT, right in front of you and 20 of yoru best friends, you might be a tad surprised...

so, if you are going to stick your pecker in either pencil sharpener, wouldn't you rather know angie IS going to crank it, and quick?

ever had way way way way way way too much caffiene, and just needed that 14th nodoz to get through the cross country road trip?

yeah, she does that for me, too...

besides, my wife is the seetest and most understanding woman in the world, so why bother for second niceest?

jeffe

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Originally posted by buckeyeshooter:
You forgot a vote for neither one!

+1

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Originally posted by 333_OKH:
the kissing her brother thing with tongue and all kinda got me off of her as a 'wish list' kinda gal:

If I'd had a sister like that, I'd have never left the f**kin' house.

That would be incest, not allowed in Canada.

Based on her experience being dumped by ALOT of famous men, I have come to the conclusion that Jen must be a dead fish in the sack. All show and no go. I hate that in a woman.
Jolie would probably be much more fun, but I get the impression her wires may be crossed and she could press the self destruct button and go to super bitch in seconds.
Life is too short to deal w/ either.

Ted Turner may have been right when he said, "Sleep with her five times, and she'd be just like your wife."

Angelina would be way nastier IMO, also she is reported to like guns which should be a deal winner in this competition.

A date or one date, that's easy, its Angelina.

To date or marry or do anything for a sustained period of time (or the rest of your life) . . . its Jen.

Neither one spins my bow-tie---I'll pass on both, thank you.

Jennifer Aniston has always turned my crank. "Friends" is the only situation comedy I ever watched, just to get to see her. Good shooting.

Wouldn't "date" either one...but I would definetly love to abuse Angelina for the night! I'm sure that she is a total skank and is game for anything.

Jolie. There's just no question of it in my mind. Increadibly hot. Even my wife has to give her credit...

But not that anorexic thin Jolie that she is today. Give me the marginally fuller bodied version please!

Actually, better yet - I'll just stick with my wife. She's armed and reads the board on occasion!

You left out the 'neither' option.

One strikes me as a needy, clingy type; the other's just plain nuts.

George

George, that's great!!

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Originally posted by GeorgeS:
You left out the 'neither' option.

One strikes me as a needy, clingy type; the other's just plain nuts.

George

Angie!

EZ

can I try both and get back to you?

What, no redheads? Phhhbt.

Neither of them do it for me . Both need a decent feed , and both appear to be so self-obsessed that I doubt anyone could compete on an equal footing - at least no one from the world I live in.

Looks are only skin deep , personality is far more important

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Originally posted by buckeyeshooter:
Neither one spins my bow-tie---I'll pass on both, thank you.

we heard you the first time - now hush....you're interrupting cobra!

Can I split the difference with you and say Tia Carerra?

I voted:

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Originally posted by RaySendero:
I voted:

Isn't that Hillary Clinton?????

Angie & Guns for me...all women are nuts, except for our mothers.

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Originally posted by adrook:
Jennifer, I think Angelina is a skank.

And that is putting it lightly!

Angie of course.

I have the impression somehow that it would be like banging a kangaroo on a space hopper but appreciate that this could be just my imagination.

The other one looks like she could whine and cling you in to an early grave in minutes.

Who cares?
I've not seen any, what ever it is that these ladies do, movies, sing, TV, commercials..
What is it these ladies do?
Are they California politicians?

Jim

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Originally posted by CamoManJ:
Angie & Guns for me...all women are nuts, except for our mothers.

Nope! your wrong, I love here but my Mom is crazy nuts!!

Angie! Jenny just doesn't do it for me. Angie can shoot my GUN anytime she wants to! Did I mention I like skanks! Skanky turns to kinky and kinky turns to things not mentionable in print!
Angie all the way!

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Originally posted by Antelope Sniper:
Can I split the difference with you and say Tia Carerra?

Now there's someone talking sense!!!!

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My kind of logic. Question was date, alot of folks respond like the question was "who to spend 20 years with?"

Justin,

All kinds of shit can happen on a "DATE" if you play your cards right!!

Angelina,Jennifer is to much of a cry baby.

I don't venture in here much...but anyway, if those two are the only choices, and I were single, then I'd stay single. But, since (regardless of what Jeffe said) I'm married to the most wonderful woman on the planet, it is a moo point (to quote Joey Tribianni.)

If I might make some small remark, one is not obligated to contemplate marriage, every time one contemplates sex.

The question was, or should have been, which one of these two assuredly dappy birds would you like to play hide the sausage with the most.

From some of the replies it would appear that the question originally posed was which one of the these two assuredly dappy birds would you rather spend a lifetime locked in eternal struggle with......