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Posts: 69286 | Location: Dubai, UAE | Registered: 08 January 1998Reply With Quote
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I'm fair speechless, but I'll try to be compassionate: may that ex-man's soul be at peace as the now clearly testosterone-devoid shell of something that once had a pair continues his wanking existence as a dyed-in-the-wool and card-carrying member of the girlyman set.

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Posts: 2897 | Location: Boston, MA | Registered: 04 January 2005Reply With Quote
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Dear Saeed:

Not much left of the British men, who conquered the world, and developed an empire where the sun never set.

To let a wonderful dinner like that escape is a travesty, particularly here in pheasant less Pennsylvania.

Actually, maybe I'm wrong, and we should spare the pheasant. He's attacking what is wrong with the UK: ______________________________{just fill in the blank}.

Sincerely,

Chris Bemis
 
Posts: 2594 | Location: Pennsylvania | Registered: 30 July 2006Reply With Quote
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I'd just invite the bird to dinner!!!

He'd be the guest of honor!


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Posts: 28849 | Location: western Nebraska | Registered: 27 May 2003Reply With Quote
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We need to immediately ship some balls over to this guy !!!
 
Posts: 947 | Location: Pennsylvania, USA | Registered: 12 November 2008Reply With Quote
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This often happens with reared birds, sometimes a cock bird will follow you until you leave his territory, or try to mate with you. It only happens during the spring/summer when they mate, this also coincides when the season is closed in the UK. It's clear that this man is a big girl as most normal people would just kill it, but instead he has gone to the papers to make a quick buck.
 
Posts: 174 | Location: Cumbria | Registered: 30 July 2008Reply With Quote
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I'm with Cumbrian. I doubt ornithologists have much of a pension coming their way.


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He's just lucky it wasnt that evil Paco, the pig killing donkey [ha] See the link at top right of the page.
 
Posts: 53 | Location: Virginia and Georgia | Registered: 26 November 2009Reply With Quote
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I hereby request intervention of a moderator.

The OP of this thread has blatantly engaged in false titling of the thread. Pheasant yes. Man no. I will give you that it looks like a male of our species, but I've seen little girls with more balls than that.
 
Posts: 964 | Location: Minnesota | Registered: 25 January 2008Reply With Quote
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Come on now. The guy is obviously athletic. How many 72 yr old men you know can climp out a window all by themselves [ha]?
 
Posts: 53 | Location: Virginia and Georgia | Registered: 26 November 2009Reply With Quote
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