I'm fair speechless, but I'll try to be compassionate: may that ex-man's soul be at peace as the now clearly testosterone-devoid shell of something that once had a pair continues his wanking existence as a dyed-in-the-wool and card-carrying member of the girlyman set.

Amen.

Dear Saeed:

Not much left of the British men, who conquered the world, and developed an empire where the sun never set.

To let a wonderful dinner like that escape is a travesty, particularly here in pheasant less Pennsylvania.

Actually, maybe I'm wrong, and we should spare the pheasant. He's attacking what is wrong with the UK: ______________________________{just fill in the blank}.

Sincerely,

Chris Bemis

I'd just invite the bird to dinner!!!

He'd be the guest of honor!

We need to immediately ship some balls over to this guy !!!

This often happens with reared birds, sometimes a cock bird will follow you until you leave his territory, or try to mate with you. It only happens during the spring/summer when they mate, this also coincides when the season is closed in the UK. It's clear that this man is a big girl as most normal people would just kill it, but instead he has gone to the papers to make a quick buck.

I'm with Cumbrian. I doubt ornithologists have much of a pension coming their way.

He's just lucky it wasnt that evil Paco, the pig killing donkey [ha] See the link at top right of the page.

I hereby request intervention of a moderator.

The OP of this thread has blatantly engaged in false titling of the thread. Pheasant yes. Man no. I will give you that it looks like a male of our species, but I've seen little girls with more balls than that.

Come on now. The guy is obviously athletic. How many 72 yr old men you know can climp out a window all by themselves [ha]?