Bravo. Well executed gentlemen.

it is perfect but might more than reality in a few months ...

I think we should annex Greenland then use it as a prison colony like a colder Australia
Send all the fake asylum seekers there where they can freeze their dicks off and become eunuchs.

I say Elon give each Greenland citizen a million bucks, they get US citizenship and a percentage of any profits from natural resources. They would all flee to some tropical place like Hawaii or Florida and cash the dividend checks, never working another day in their lives.

57 thousand residents times 1 million is 57 billion… seems doable. Starting payment is a million with all descendants getting dividends and I think everyone is happy.

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Originally posted by boom stick:
57 thousand residents times 1 million is 57 billion… seems doable. Starting payment is a million with all descendants getting dividends and I think everyone is happy.

it is not because you want that the greenland people wants it as well ... you did not heard the news recently ... they are not for sale ... you cannot conduct a country like a business even from your supreme leader ...

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Originally posted by medved:

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Originally posted by boom stick:
57 thousand residents times 1 million is 57 billion… seems doable. Starting payment is a million with all descendants getting dividends and I think everyone is happy.

it is not because you want that the greenland people wants it as well ... you did not heard the news recently ... they are not for sale ... you cannot conduct a country like a business even from your supreme leader ...

Americans think everyone is like them.

For sale at the right price!

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Originally posted by boom stick:
57 thousand residents times 1 million is 57 billion… seems doable. Starting payment is a million with all descendants getting dividends and I think everyone is happy.

Some things you just can't buy. I told that to a soon-to-be-ex-boss once.
Maybe Greenlanders like their frozen-ass place, just like it is. A refuge. Can't say I blame them.

As for threatening Denmark, I'd remind our president that it's always been a loser's game to mess with Vikings.

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Originally posted by medved:

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Originally posted by boom stick:
57 thousand residents times 1 million is 57 billion… seems doable. Starting payment is a million with all descendants getting dividends and I think everyone is happy.

it is not because you want that the greenland people wants it as well ... you did not heard the news recently ... they are not for sale ... you cannot conduct a country like a business even from your supreme leader ...

Americans think everyone is like them.

For sale at the right price!

Coming from an arab......that is hilarious!!!!

I was kidding!!!! They probably would take $1000 just open up a Trump Casino and then they would give the money directly back to Trump! it’s a great way to funnel tax money directly to Trump all the dividends would go to Trump too it’s a perfect plan!!!

I obviously don’t think buying Greenland is a thing but I’m sure if they had a way to profit off the land while the US could team up with free countries to keep communism from taking over or cowering free peoples, that would be a great thing. We don’t need land, we need strong allies. Strengthen the Greenlandic peoples and help them defend their own country.

Greenland is like Hawaii was. It was in a strategic place with few people and sadly they will come under the influence of a communist country by corruption or coercion or the free world can empower them to defend themselves or they will make accords with a stronger power to protect their autonomy. I think they should join Canada. Canada is more used to freezing their dicks off. We arm Canada and let them keep the pesky commies away. We need more countries to help with policing the world

Remember Tibet?!?!? China just walked in and took it over. Greenland needs a strong Navy and even if all able bodied Greenlanders were in a military they could not stop the axis of communism. Let Canada protect them. Make Greenland a part of the EU, I don’t care. Maybe move all French Canadians there and call it New France

What is more American than taking over vast lands with low population?!?

Hell, Saeed… get your buddies to buy Greenland and make it the Vegas of the Arctic. I’m sure your countrymen would love to get out of the heat for a vacation. Middle eastern people love gold toilets just as much as Trump Once Greenland becomes the oasis in the desert like Dubai, supermodels and influencers will flock there and give them a tourist economy. The US will have your back.