In America teenagers will do almost anything to piss off tight-assed adults.

In the UAE beauty contests are hotly contested between camels and goats with women doing no better than third.

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Originally posted by Jefffive:
In America teenagers will do almost anything to piss off tight-assed adults.

In the UAE beauty contests are hotly contested between camels and goats with women doing no better than third.

But camels compete with camel.

Women compete with women.

Not brainless freaks with dicks pretending to be women competing with REAL women!

Who was the homecoming king? Was it a girl dressed in a tux? This school has a real problem. Bill

as with all popularity contests, you can't get 81M votes if you don't run... no, wait, i am sure i got that wrong somehow

He/she was most definitely the ugliest of the contestants…

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Originally posted by jdollar:
He/she was most definitely the ugliest of the contestants…

True, but not by nearly as much as any random high school would produce...

Have all these people just discovered teenagers or something? This is the modern version of a paper bag full of cow shit set afire on a front porch and people like Saeed just keep falling for it and stomping away.

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Originally posted by Jefffive:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by jdollar:
He/she was most definitely the ugliest of the contestants…

True, but not by nearly as much as any random high school would produce...

Have all these people just discovered teenagers or something? This is the modern version of a paper bag full of cow shit set afire on a front porch and people like Saeed just keep falling for it and stomping away.[/QUOT

Would any average high school student, male or female, be running for homecoming queen? Of course the term queen has a unique meaning here…

Jeffive,

You've just been schooled. You are a complete moron.

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Originally posted by lavaca:
Jeffive,

You've just been schooled. You are a complete moron.

They do this shit for a goof then laugh their asses off at the adults who fall for it.

Uh-huh. And what about the adult administrators who go along with it? Are they in on the "laugh", too? I imagine you would have gone along as well.

I thought goats were the preferred thing in the UAE.

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Originally posted by bluefish:
Uh-huh. And what about the adult administrators who go along with it? Are they in on the "laugh", too? I imagine you would have gone along as well.

No, back then we blew shit up for a laugh, my Senior year we lit our "homecoming" bonfire by putting a stolen functional outhouse on top of four log truck loads of tie slabs, putting a good 20 gallons of gas/oil mix inside and bombarding it with fireworks until it went up. With only a few minor injuries it was considered a great success.

A few months later I reported for Active Duty and was formally introduced to C4.