KATONAH, NEW YORK—George Soros has been forced to declare bankruptcy after paying over seven million people to attend the No Kings protests, the billionaire confirmed on Monday.
“When I agreed to pay everyone who showed up at these things, I had no idea so many people were going to accept my offer,” Soros admitted. “But a deal’s a deal.”
The legendary investor said that paying No Kings participants had required him to liquidate his most prized holdings, including his share in the orbital lasers operated by the Rothschild banking family.
Soros revealed that paying the five million Antifa members at the rallies cost him “a pretty penny,” adding, “They may be anarchists, but they don’t work for free.”

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Originally posted by DRG:

The legendary investor said that paying No Kings participants had required him to liquidate his most prized holdings, including his share in the orbital lasers operated by the Rothschild banking family.

Aha! Finally an admission!

We knew you were guilty George.

You need to post a disclaimer with that Don. Some of the MAGAts are so damn stupid they will not realize it is a parody.

[PS I used “parody” since they struggle with big words and so your secret is still safe if you decide to forbear on the disclaimer.]

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Originally posted by MJines:
You need to post a disclaimer with that Don. Some of the MAGAts are so damn stupid they will not realize it is a parody.

[PS I used “parody” since they struggle with big words and so your secret is still safe if you decide to forbear on the disclaimer.]

Ah, Mike, don't interrupt my fishing.

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Originally posted by DRG:

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Originally posted by MJines:
You need to post a disclaimer with that Don. Some of the MAGAts are so damn stupid they will not realize it is a parody.

[PS I used “parody” since they struggle with big words and so your secret is still safe if you decide to forbear on the disclaimer.]

Ah, Mike, don't interrupt my fishing.

so far you have done well ....

Wait. Is it April 1 already?

I wonder how many MAGAts will realize this is a parody?

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Originally posted by jdollar:
I wonder how many MAGAts will realize this is a parody?

you trust too much of what the followers of the cult of the supreme leader can believe or not ... but yes that will be interesting ...