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| Is it possible she lost a bet? |
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| Use my motto: 18 to 80, crippled, blind or crazy, and screw all you no pussy gettin' pukes. |
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| quote: Originally posted by wyoske:
Use my motto: 18 to 80, crippled, blind or crazy, and screw all you no pussy gettin' pukes.
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| It sounds like she is trying to climb the corporate ladder at your expence, leave it alone, before the shit hits the fan! Stepchild
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| quote: Originally posted by wyoske:
Use my motto: 18 to 80, crippled, blind or crazy, and screw all you no pussy gettin' pukes.
All those pukes as well? It sounds like the crack of dawn wouldn't be safe around you. I assume you buy penicillin by the crate? |
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| Aww, come on, she's an adult |
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| And you would think it ok for a 50yo man to be screwing your 18yo daugther? She's an adult right? Yea, right. |
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| quote: Originally posted by wyoske:
Use my motto: 18 to 80, crippled, blind or crazy, and screw all you no pussy gettin' pukes.
When you live in low to no pussy zone like Wyoming you've got to expand your possibilities and capitalize on any opportunities. So I understand where you're coming from. 
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| quote: Originally posted by ForrestB:
I found this poll on Facebook:
Pedophile or Psycho?
I’m a 20 year old college student and work part time to pay my bills and tuition. At the company where I work there’s this old creepy guy that just went through a divorce. I felt bad for him and I’d try to be nice to him. He thinks he’s all cool and everything but he’s like 50 or 60 or something – you know how it’s hard to tell just how old they are when they’re older than your parents?
Well, here’s where the weird shit happens. The creeper starts asking me what I’ve got going on day by day and when I mention I didn’t have anything going on the next night…He ASKS ME OUT!!!! So, I’m like this is too f***king crazy – I’m trapped. I’m thinking this is just work friend stuff or at least I hope that’s what’s going on.
Anyway, I decide to wear something totally butt-ugly that will cover me like a freakin’ burka or something so he doesn’t get any ideas. He insists on picking me up and the whole time I’m thinking I’m going to be found in a shallow grave somewhere. I’m almost relieved when he takes me to this old frumpy restaurant where we used to take my grandmother on her birthday. It’s like prom night 1969 or something. I’m about to gag and I just run inside when we get there.
He keeps looking at my tits even though I’m wearing a sweater that looks like a blanket and I keep trying to cover myself and I never even took my overcoat off. You’d think maybe he’d get the hint. It’s like he’s like got Alzheimer’s or something.
We have absolutely nothing in common to talk about so we don’t say a dozen words during dinner. It was like a freakin’ funeral or something. After all of this, he starts grabbing at me in the car and tries to hold my hand…ICKY!!!! I told him I don’t want anyone my parent’s age to touch me. As soon as the car stopped I jumped out and bolted.
I think that was the closest I’ve ever come to being molested and killed by some old psycho dude. I have to hide from him at work now and should probably find a new job just to stay away from him. So much for trying to be nice to someone.
Question:
What the F**k is going on?
Choices:
A. He’s a pedophile
B. He’s a masturbating old pervert
C. He likes to sexually abuse children/young adults
D. He is a psycho (snakes in head)
E. Other (Explain)
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| When you live in low to no pussy zone like Wyoming you've got to expand your possibilities and capitalize on any opportunities. So I understand where you're coming from. [/QUOTE] I doubt it, Wyoming women traditionally don't like colorado "boys". |
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| In the time I've spent in WY, when those girls bring the sheep down off the mountains, they are ready to party. And they're good lookin' too.
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| quote: Originally posted by wasbeeman:
In the time I've spent in WY, when those girls bring the sheep down off the mountains, they are ready to party. And they're good lookin' too.
You talkin about the girls... or the sheep? |
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| That depends on how long YOU'VE been on the mountain.
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| [/QUOTE] I doubt it, Wyoming women traditionally don't like colorado "boys".[/QUOTE] I'm OK with that. The only three good looking women from Wyoming are pretty well used up.
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| This has been an awesome thread. Tons of good advice and fantastic humor. One like this is all too rare. Congrats, guys. |
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| I really like sarcastic wit and I love trading barbs with these guys. I come here to have some fun and maybe learn something. Happy Holidays folks, may the New Year find you happy, healthy and safe. |
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| quote: Originally posted by wyoske:
I really like sarcastic wit and I love trading barbs with these guys. I come here to have some fun and maybe learn something. Happy Holidays folks, may the New Year find you happy, healthy and safe.
I'm glad that you were having some fun with this too. It's all good.
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| Me three. What a hilarious thread and I learned a lot to boot.
To the original poster: I say don't beat yourself up over that; things like that happen and it sounds like no harm was done in the long run. |
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| You all know what would have happened if a 54 year old woman went out with a 20 something year old man right? Her friends would be saying, "you go girl!"
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns
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| Just my guess, from what I've seen...
Young women are attracted to power, kind of the herd bull type of thing. If you have financial,promotional, or physical power they are drawn to it. I'm in my 40's, but weight lifting and health are a passion of mine. Think Randy Cotoure of the UFC. 20 somethings are drawn to big shoulders and muscles, for no other reason then it brings out their feminin side. It has far less effect on 30 somethings on up as they know what to really look for in a mate. I'd guess she was drawn to the higher position you held, not you as a person. |
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| Definitely a tease... and of course she's psycho, aren't they all ? I think she was just having a little fun and never actually thought you would ask her out, even after her prodding. When you called her hand she could not back out at that point. Can't blame you for giving it a try though. I'm just sorry you messed up all the booby shots and fun stuff... probably won't be getting the same treatment from her anymore, %#$* !
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| quote: Originally posted by ghostbird:
Definitely a tease... and of course she's psycho, aren't they all ?
I'm pretty sure estrogen and psycho go hand in hand for many.
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| quote: Originally posted by Doc:
You all know what would have happened if a 54 year old woman went out with a 20 something year old man right? Her friends would be saying, "you go girl!"
No, her friends would be asking, "what's that costing you?"
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| Hey Bobster it has been a month, how about giving us an update on how things are going at work?
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