I'm troubled to report, and by now you no doubt see the cost to us all, that my wife recently returned from Ocala, the occasion being a social visit. The host did not previously disclose that she harboured a fugitive from justice. Nooooooooooo! Not until my fair bride sat on the sofa did the menace prance into the living room, and into her lap. It was a BIRMAN!!!! Maybe it was THE Birman!? God, I hope not. The poor gal was traumatized, blew her mint julep all over the white shag carpet in one WOOF!, or so she says. I'm proud of her for that, it WAS white shag.

Well, back to the loading bench. It is set up and functional now after nearly a year.5. Ker-chunk, Ker-chunck, Ker-chunk.

Birman fatter
Tried to dodge
Doesn't matter
Chevy rumbles
now he's flatter.

Birman Shave


Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Zoom.Zoom

POTKB
Thanks Danoe

I have a Shot at My Bowl
Birman

Aha! Birman! Alas, we meet again. My ooold nemesis. I just want to give you fair warning that I have been preparing for this moment since last we met. I have been tuning up the cruise missiles and trying on new and improved ninja suits!

I've also been upgrading my close-in armament. I'm not going to clue you in directly, but you will find out soon enough, and much too late! Buwahahahahahahahaha!

120mm, get in line!


Toolmaker

Hi 120
Hey Danoe
And Dan
Who Pees
A Fry wide open
Is not leakin'
He's just hopin'
Birman Shave!

I write more proses at My Bowl
Birman

DigitalDan -
I just found a new bottle of Poe-gahhg-glat-uhhhhhhhh-Burpokeeeeee-blahhhhhh . I am going to have a bowl so watch out . I compose much better with this stuff .
I prepare for lift off at My Bowl.
Birman

HA HA! Birman~san find kickapoo joy juice! Birman~san, remember rast time you party down rittre whistrer? You wake up rike Hory Cat Batman, that what! HA HA!

Birman whistre whire Dragon Lady raugh. HA Ha!

Her brush is gone
So what'll She do
Said Dlagon I
To Dlagon II
Birman Shave
I admire Me at My Bowl
Birman

You'll hear the thump, I'll feel the bump, I'll run you over, Birman you chump.

NSS
Is that a "Birman Shave" or a drunken rant
In my shape it could be both but I don't know.
I think I'll pop some pills now.
I see things at My Bowl
Birman

Birman Haiku.

Cat with fat assy
Think he cool and rear sassy
Rittre ginger no garric

PUKE

Garric

Li have new recipe for you GI's. Carred Garric Stuffed Fat Cat Happy Mear.

1 Fat Cat
5 kilo fresh garric
Hot wok with oir

Hord cat by tair, stuff 5 kilo hot garric in back, use grove cat be arive.
Hord by tair, make go roundyround then put in hot wok with oir. Keep stick handy, cat not rike this. When noise stop dinner ready, serve 6. Enjoy GI!

I still don't understand how you can say "kilo" and "Lady" but your other 'L' words come out as 'R' words. Wouldn't it then be "5 kiro fresh garric" and "Dragon Rady?"

Russ

Russell, you kinda had to be here in the beginning to follow that curve ball. Seem to recall an explanation of some sort, "rong" time ago.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.ShesHooked.OnSomething

You sure have a way with cats DRAGON LADY.

Russell, are you sure you want to be caught hanging out on this forum. It could seriously dammage your reputation! Uh, or create you a new and dangerous one. derf

Glad to see everyone is back. It's road kill season here, spring is in the air and lots of flat cats, possums, skunkolas, woodchucks and raccoons everywhere.

quote:

Originally posted by derf:
Russell, are you sure you want to be caught hanging out on this forum. It could seriously dammage your reputation! Uh, or create you a new and dangerous one.

It was an accident. I was doing a search and one of the hits was this thread.

"Bye."

Russ

I don't think Russell approves of us... Someday perhaps he'll see the lighter side, maybe nominate one of us for POTUS.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.IwasInTheCav.WhatsYourExcuse ?

Mr. Russell Taylor, Li not good engrish, onry have time study proper name, arr rest rike way Li tark. So sorry. Go schoor Berlitz one time arr happy Li rearn tark right for fine GI's this house. Teacher~san do hari-keri 3 day rater, say he no can take no more. So sad. Some say this Li faurt, hurt feerings too bad. Go back Golden Chopstix, do what Li do best.

Best wishes to you Mr. Taylor, hope you come back someday. Ooah

Het Russel you PUSSY! Woooooooooooopseee

Some humans just can't hang.

I AM pussy at MY BOWL!
Birman

Birman~san, you pussy arr time! Numba 10 pussy, need doctor shot make you werr! Mr. Russell good GI, just not understand crazy peopre rike you. Maybe Li and other ninja here. That what Li think. Come see Li at Golden Chopstix II, rike jump up and down on pussy head rike you.

Squish squash Li was doing the wash...HA HA! Sound rike ordie song!