AHHH, I SEE MY ENEMIES CONTINUE TO DISCUSS THEIR STRATEGIES IN PLAIN SIGHT, ALLOWING ME EVEN MORE OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN THEIR WEAKNESS. CAT CANNONS AND CARTOONS, LEAD BILLETS AND TIRES. I WAVE MY BUTT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION. YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN AS FAR FROM CATCHING ME AS YOU ARE NOW.

PURRRRRRRRRR

I HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM A FEW DAYS OF PATROLLING MY TERRITIRY. NO OFFENDING HUMANS WERE FOUND. THEY HAVE APPARENTLY ALL LEARNED THEIR LESSON AND FLED IN SHAME. SEVERAL PRIME FEMAL CATS WERE FOUND AVAILABLE TO FURTHER SPREAD MY FAMILY. TWO WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE WITH THEIR SLAVES TO FAR AWAY CITIES, SO I CONTINUE TO EXPAND MY FAMILY. GHENGIS KHAN HAD NOTHING ON MY FAMILY.

LIFE IS GOOD.

PURRRRRRRRRRR

Griz,

Sic-em....

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GHENGIS KHAN HAD NOTHING ON MY FAMILY.

Bah, the great Kahn ate your family. I think you need a few more watts for that dim light between your ears.

Dan

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I think his territory is a six square foot cage at the animal shelter.

That's right Birman's XO, no humans around at all.... UNTIL DAY SEVEN.


HTRN

[quote]I WAVE MY BUTT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.

Now that's what I like to see!A cat that offers it's self to be kicked into next week sometime!

Hello HTRN. You gave ma some insight. I used to take cats with collars that I trapped over to the well-off side of town and let them go when I was feeling soft hearted. Now I will just take them collar and all to the county shelter and leave them in the drop box. That way the owners have to come get them and pay the shelter boarding & exam fees. Ha!

If you'll run over 'em first they can pick up the funeral expense as well as feel bereaved.

Dan

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