Crats have such fast reaction times Derf
We need to have a superfast camera to get the supremely satisfying effect of Birmans eyes getting all big as the shrapnel nears them

birman will not fall to your crude noisemakers. i will not fall to your crude noisemakers. you waste your time. you should be making my soldiers new homes and preparing their meals. time is running out for you to make amends.

I'm making amends with the asshole that kilt Big Al. We had a few beers over at the Pub yesterday, and he was very contrite after I told him was a glorious crat cruncher he was. Said he'd slip me a 12 footer as a replacement soon as he could.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.TimeToBreakOutThe.ItalianIcyMachine

Derf,

Claymores make me nervous when I realize that they are built by the lowest bidder and a failure would be fatal. I have a friend that does EOD and I'll leave that stuff to him.

If you are comfortable with Claymores, then find a good cat house and put them to use. Do a few drug houses on the way for me.

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time is running out for you to make amends.

Oh please, spare me MISTER XO SIR. Don't hunt me! I have a family to raise! Pleaseeeeeeeee don't hunt me!



Nah, on second thought I have a nice dense hardwood stick, nicely weighted (butt of a pool cue), 'bout 3' long behind the front door. I call it the neighbor-be-good-or-else stick. It gets used on anything that gets in my live trap too. Should do nicely on you and yours...

http://www.cratbaseball.homerun

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Originally posted by BIRMAN'S XO:
my leader birman is safe from the likes of you. you will have to go through me to catch him. you will not survive the encounter. birman is safe. i am safe. you are not.

i fear no redneck. at a time and place of my choosing, you will discover why.

Too late, I picked up his trail. Despite his inane ramblings he is still in Deleware.

Go through you to get to him? Hmm I didn't know this game had a bonus round!

I won't survive the encounter? Birman is safe, you are safe, I am not?

About the only thing you got right there is the method of disposal - I plan on dropping a safe on you!


HTRN