A paving crew was resurfacing a street in town when two dogs ran through the crew chasing a cat. This cat hopped up on the roller, what I used to call a steam roller, and the dogs tried to follow. The roller operator pushed the cat off with a tar broom down to the waiting dogs who chased the cat around the roller a few times and then stopped and just barked at the roller. The roller operator stopped his machine and got down to see what the dogs were barking at and couldn't find the cat. He restarted the machine and found the cat had become a "tar baby". The operator started cussing at the cat and got a shovel and dug it out of the fresh hot asphalt. One of the helpers stopped laughing long enough to shovel some asphalt in the cat shaped depression to fix the "chuck hole". The guy behind me honked and I also quit laughing enough to drive on.
I gotta get me a video camera.

America's Funniest Home Videos, Part Deux!

We have many "secret" allies in our quest, in time they will out themselves. Crat Flat could become an Olympic event!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.HowThinCan.TheyGet?

I Wanna drive a Roller!!!!!! I WANT TO DRIVE A BIIIGGGG ROLLER!!!!!!!!! AND IWANNA DRIVE IT NOW