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so my commanders nemesis has shown itself. do not taunt me. my commander birman is a poet and such, but i am all warrior. we have a plan just for you. we will destroy your power base by closing the golden chopstix. my soldiers are killing all of the snakes and birds near your base, then hearding all of the mice and rats for miles to it. when you are overrun with more rats than you can stew, the state health department will close you down. then, with your powers reduced, i will send waves of shock troops to overwhelm you.

there is only so much pussy that even dragonlady can consume.

XO, by golly, yer gonna have your hands full.
DL welcomes your shock troops.
It's been awhile since she had enough stock to have the 'All You Can Eat' buffet.
Have at it Ole Suicidal One.

HA! You furr buffaro prop rittre pussy xo! Terr Birman san not send numba 2 hand lacky for rear man job! HA! You think rat scare Li? Here is picture of Golden Chopstix II bouncer san. He srice and dice chop chop! HA HA! Send arr parts away for cat bait. New BSA merit badge now, carred Crat Currie Cuisine, all good boy san need cat so to study this fine art.


Li say you numba 10, come see Joe the Bouncer for short show.

Dear Dragon Lady,

I do not like to be picky, but I think #2 bouncer needs more training viz a vis his stance.

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I do not like to be picky, but I think #2 bouncer needs more training viz a vis his stance.

MOFO looks like he srice and dice to me.

Poletax -

For students of the unholy laying on of hands school of fighting, otherwise known as the way of the ex missus, a few pointers

Feet are at twelve o'clock and two o'clock. Good.

But his stance looks rather wide and

his weight distribution between legs/feet looks wrong. His feet seem 'planted'.

Also, as his shoulders are not square on, he has lost some stability. He can be pushed over, bottom over tea kettle as they say (over backwards for those whose first language is not English).

Anyway, I am not scared of Chinese men etc.

Chinese ladies, now they are something different.

They will break your heart - "T'shing gwailo" as they say in Cantonese. Well thats what it sounds like phonetically!

(Ps. It is not rude. It means crazy white ghost, the name given to the English by the Chinese in the Hong Kong area. Another translation offered is crossed wires, i.e. crazy)

If DL says the GC II bouncer is good enough for Birman's A**holebuddy, she is probably right.

Mr. robthom sir, one must never farr prey to protocar at expense of victory. That boy numba one chopper at GC II. He serve merron treats to baby san arr time. Throw up in air, sricey-dicey, arr pieces prop on prate for happy baby san! He sing song in Chinese rock band too, group carred...werr can't write Chinese word. In American carred ONE CAT-4 MEARS. Ord Nung saying, Ninja sing whire crean cat rive rong rife.
Where is this Mr. XO? He afraid cat! HA HA!

Bye bye boys! Li go see other books this house!

YAWN! I FEEL THAT YOU DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DRAGONLADY. SENDING THE SECOND TEAM WITH A MACHETE WILL ONLY PLACE ANOTHER LOSS ON YOUR CONSCIENCE.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. WE HAVE ACHIEVED CRITICAL MASS. TOO MANY OF OUR SOLDIERS ARE ENTRENCHED IN YOUR CITIES AND VILLAGES. THANKS TO YOUR EFFORTS AT COYOTE ELIMINATION, WE HAVE EVEN MADE GREAT INROADS INTO THE COUNTRYSIDE. YOU HAVE LOST THE BATTLE WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING YOU WERE IN A WAR.

NOW THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO, ECERCISE OUR RIGHT AT REVENGE AGAINST THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED US. THE LIST IS SHORT, BUT FULL OF DANGEROUS ONES. WE ACCEPT LOSSES, KNOWING THAT WE CAN REPLACE THEM TENFOLD WITHIN A SINGLE YEAR OF GOOD BREEDING.

You say critical mass, I say "target-rich environment." Time to unleash hell, boys!

Dragon Lady, glad to see you back! You numba one! I suspect the spring and summer feral breeding season has kept you busy.

Herro Missy Ann! Rong time no tark. Yes, be numba one time crean cat at Golden Chopstix. Beau coup busy now! Have 4 jumbo jet now, fry both way Nanking each day. Soon start take off with cargo box furr rive cat, process on way. Save time. Think peopre in Ros Angeres mind cat tair farr from sky? Maybe more than just tair. No find good herp these days.

WHAT a genius! DL running a jumbo jet like a long-line factory fishing ship. Well, if the D M Band can dump a load on tourists with a band bus, I guess she can drop a few tails in LA. Ha!

time to grant a reprieve to the next seagull i catch. stupid birds, those seagulls. once before i convinced a seagull in exchange for sparing its life, it should fly into the engine of a jet plane on takeoff. it gladly did so, perhaps feeling that it had a better chance of surviving the jet than me. perhaps it did, actually, but my plan worked. my plans always work.

Oh, life is great! Been of to the mountains with a flyrod for a week, fishing and doing som recce for the grouse-season and coming back and finding dear old Dragon Lady by the stove. And also this Birman's XO that I hope will provide a tail for cleaning my shotgun barrels before the grouse-season starts...

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but my plan worked. my plans always work.

If crats are so smart how come they climb up tree's and then can't get back down??
Maybe it's because they are not so smart.
I remember the first time a neighborhood girl asked me to help her get her crat out of a tree. I was 12 and outside with my new bb gun shooting bottles cans and whatever else I could find when she said hey can you help me get my cat down? I said sure. Walked over and she was calling it to come down but it just stood there like a dumb puss and meowed. She asked me if I had any I idea's and I said sure. I raised up my red ryder and popped it one in the rump and it jumped from the shot and fell to the ground and then she said you idiot why did you shoot him? I answered with you wanted him down didn't you? She replied yea and I said well he's down so quit yer complaining!

you laugh in the face of your crimes. enough. i have added you to the lost ones. your time will come. it will not be a gentle pop on the rump that markes your penalty.

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it will not be a gentle pop on the rump that markes your penalty.

Er rough translaition! I think it means He/ She/ It?? Is going to smack our Bottoms. If we continue our Fine style of Life! ......XO can I bring my own Riding Crop or will you supply it your self (remembering the Old saying in school! Make sure you have enough for everyone!)

http:// www. kinky. mistress.xo.

hmmmm, XO vs. Dragonlady in a rump smacking contest.

I know where my money lies in betting on that event.

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Originally posted by BIRMAN'S XO:
you laugh in the face of your crimes. enough. i have added you to the lost ones. your time will come. it will not be a gentle pop on the rump that markes your penalty.

Your penaalty will be marked with a loud pop from a rifle..


Toolmaker

LOUD SOUNDS HAVE TRIED BEFORE, AND THEY MAY TRY AGAIN, BUT THEY CANNOT HURT ME. DUST IN THE EYES IS NOT WORTHY OF MY TIME. NONE OF YOU HAVE COME CLOSER THAN THE DIRT AT MY FEET. THE PLAN IS GOOD. WE ARE WINNING.

The noise is incidental.

It matters not, it won't be heard over the death screams of your entire foul species.

3 to go...


Toolmaker

Li.
It seems as if this idiot is going to provide GC2 with a month's worth of specials. WAY TO GO!

Better stock up Dragon lady - pretty soon cat won't be available at ANY price


HTRN

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Originally posted by BIRMAN'S XO:
LOUD SOUNDS HAVE TRIED BEFORE, AND THEY MAY TRY AGAIN, BUT THEY CANNOT HURT ME. DUST IN THE EYES IS NOT WORTHY OF MY TIME. NONE OF YOU HAVE COME CLOSER THAN THE DIRT AT MY FEET. THE PLAN IS GOOD. WE ARE WINNING.

Hey Turdman XL! I guess you wretched wailing here is a pathetic attempt to compensate for the fact that your balls are in the vet’s waste bin.

Soon the rest of his worthless carcass will join them!


HTRN

my offspring number in the thousands. i have bred mates for hundreds of miles around. my offsprings offspring will number in the millions by the end of my life.

how many mates does your master -allow- you, you pathetic canine.

no vet has ever touched me and lived to tell the tale. no human has ever touched me and lived to tell the tale.

Hey Turman XL! The only offspring you have to show is the worms breeding in your innards.

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Originally posted by BIRMAN'S XO:
my offspring number in the thousands. i have bred mates for hundreds of miles around. my offsprings offspring will number in the millions by the end of my life.

how many mates does your master -allow- you, you pathetic canine.

no vet has ever touched me and lived to tell the tale. no human has ever touched me and lived to tell the tale.

Ahh XO you talk a very large game but you fail to realize that the chosen one has returned and is not human at all!!
I can kill thousands of your kind for less than 20 bucks and not leave the recliner for more than 10 minutes. Once your offspring taste my sweet fury they can no longer help themselves and just fall victim to it's uncanny coolness!
You do not wish to do battle with HIM or me since after all life is just a crat killing spree!

Herro Mr. Bob K. Sir. You no rie GI, Golden Chopstix have big speciar now, arr pussy can eat for free! Onry must bring two pussy for each pussy eat. You bic? Bouncer Joe make katana beau coup sharp, sricey dicey! HA HA!
Come to momma san second rate pussy! HA HA!! Li make big joke! HA HA! Who you momma san Mr. XO? HA HA!

I must say that Snap and HTRN has set a new tone here on the small games forum...

Regards,
Marterius

i am still here. my commander is still here. after so many years, nay, lifetimes of you humans trying to kill us all, we are expanding. we are taking over and making you our servants. the females were the key. we knew that, despite your boastfulness, your females really run your homes. when we started tricking them into letting us into the houses, thereby making them our servants, we won the war. the only thing left is to crush this insiginificant rebellion. your troops wane. your new recruits are outnumbered 1000 to 1 by my offspring alone. for all your bluster, we are still here, and expanding.

what say you to this little fact.

dl, you still believe that your second rate bouncer with a machete can harm me. you are a fool. you claim to be a ninja princess. you are a fool. ninja learned their trade by watching us. we are the original night warriors. you are all second rate. you cannot win. accept this and run now.

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what say you to this little fact.

Benelli.



/Marterius

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your new recruits are outnumbered 1000 to 1 by my offspring alone

Well, your dick only works to provide more targets as far as I'm concerned. Did an inventory of my ammo a few days back XO, I got enough to wipe out 3 generations on my own. Better get busy making some more Crat-o-matic fodder little buddy. BTW, I like night fightin' too, let's dance!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.FluffyLittle.FluckerAintHe?

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Originally posted by BIRMAN'S XO:
we are the original night warriors. you are all second rate. you cannot win. accept this and run now.

Didn't the Viet Cong make the same claim and didn't they get their asses kicked by everybody except the frogs!! derf

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i am still here.

Only 'cause you are not here. Or near Dan's house. Or in HTRN's zip code.

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Didn't the Viet Cong make the same claim and didn't they get their asses kicked by everybody except the frogs!! derf

Yep. Them and the Cubs.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.YaGottaKnow.YourLimitations

XO aint Jacko!!
I aint never gonna be scared of no pussy no matter how big or small!!
I have an ole pointed pole that I been trying to slip into every pussy I see!!


Come on XO show me what you got!!

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Originally posted by CDH:

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i am still here.

Only 'cause you are not here. Or near Dan's house. Or in HTRN's zip code.

He is unfortunately for him, on the same planet.

I have been preparing for the last several days for your wretched species, Birman.

At first, I considered, the automobile, convienant to use, but difficult to get all of your filthy kind with. Also it is less than satisifying.

Then I considered the gun, it was nearly ideal, but it tends to raise eyebrows in populated areas, and is somewhat impersonal.

I finally decided to go old skool:


I'm going to enjoy chopping that smirk off of your face BIRMAN!


HTRN