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13 December 2022, 22:00
SaeedKill Your Wife On Safari…
The West culture just decided that 16,18, or 21 is the right age!
Why?
Throughout history, in all civilizations, a girl was wed as soon as she reached puberty!
And the same a-plied to boys too.
As the Irish say, once she is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to butcher!

13 December 2022, 23:42
fairgameHa
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14 December 2022, 05:24
carpediem4570My ex-wife of 25 years sent me packing after the oil crash of 2015. I wasn’t making any money so, I was no good to her.
After the dust settled, my lawyer discovered my wife had been banking her money in a secret bank account, with documents going to her parents house. She ended up having to pay me.
For me, it was about love, for her, it was the money and the house.
Yes, the divorce cost money but, killing someone you love or loved for any reason is just unfathomable. I sure as hell wouldn’t do it.
Kind regards,
Carpediem
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways-scotch in one hand-Chocolate in the other-body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WHOO-HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!"
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14 December 2022, 05:43
FMCMo piece of ass is worth dying for.......either at one's own hand or those of others.
In Italy, many a man has a mistress on the side, some for decades and known to his own family (wife and kids). The ol' Madonna/whore thing...........or as Robert DeNiro said in Analyze This
(sic): "That's the mouth she uses to kiss my kids good night..."
Just remebered a joke from Redd Foxx from the 70s
(sic) : "I pay $500,000 a year in alimony. Ever soon $500,000 worth of pussy? You'll need a semi truck to carry $500,000 of pussy around......
There are two types of people in the world: those that get things done and those who make excuses. There are no others.
14 December 2022, 06:35
lavacaAnd the other: Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth every penny!
14 December 2022, 06:41
FMCAnd don't forget....you don't pay a hooker for sex.....you pay them to leave!
There are two types of people in the world: those that get things done and those who make excuses. There are no others.
30 December 2022, 01:49
Use Enough GunI ended up in the hospital recently with a life threatening issue. During the time there, I listened to a pocast on the murder of Bianca Rudolph by her husband, former SCI President Larry Rudolph. As has been stated previously, DATELINE NBC has done a thorough and excellent podcast on Larry Rudolph and the murder of his wife Bianca. It is entitled: "Safari Story" and is dated December 6, 2022 and is 1 hour 22 minutes in length. If you really want to hear firsthand from witnesses in both Africa and the States on this, along with SCI officials, African trackers and lodge managers, Larry's dental office employees, friends of Bianca, Anna Bianca the Rudolph's dentist daughter, Bartenders, defense attorneys, prosecutors, recordings between Larry and his mistress Lori Milliron, etc. etc. etc, this is a MUST LISTEN TO PODCAST.
30 December 2022, 04:55
larryshoresquote:
Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
I ended up in the hospital recently with a life threatening issue. During the time there, I listened to a pocast on the murder of Bianca Rudolph by her husband, former SCI President Larry Rudolph. As has been stated previously, DATELINE NBC has done a thorough and excellent podcast on Larry Rudolph and the murder of his wife Bianca. It is entitled: "Safari Story" and is dated December 6, 2022 and is 1 hour 22 minutes in length. If you really want to hear firsthand from witnesses in both Africa and the States on this, along with SCI officials, African trackers and lodge managers, Larry's dental office employees, friends of Bianca, Anna Bianca the Rudolph's dentist daughter, Bartenders, defense attorneys, prosecutors, recordings between Larry and his mistress Lori Milliron, etc. etc. etc, this is a MUST LISTEN TO PODCAST.
Sorry about your illness . Hopefully you have recovered .
I didn’t listen to the podcast. However , I did watch the show . It was definitely the most informative.
30 December 2022, 05:53
Use Enough Gunquote:
Sorry about your illness . Hopefully you have recovered .
Thank you my friend. I am currently on the mend. Thank God for Scripps Hospital and their world class doctors and hospital staff in Encinitas, California.
30 December 2022, 06:41
Saeedquote:
Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
I ended up in the hospital recently with a life threatening issue. During the time there, I listened to a pocast on the murder of Bianca Rudolph by her husband, former SCI President Larry Rudolph. As has been stated previously, DATELINE NBC has done a thorough and excellent podcast on Larry Rudolph and the murder of his wife Bianca. It is entitled: "Safari Story" and is dated December 6, 2022 and is 1 hour 22 minutes in length. If you really want to hear firsthand from witnesses in both Africa and the States on this, along with SCI officials, African trackers and lodge managers, Larry's dental office employees, friends of Bianca, Anna Bianca the Rudolph's dentist daughter, Bartenders, defense attorneys, prosecutors, recordings between Larry and his mistress Lori Milliron, etc. etc. etc, this is a MUST LISTEN TO PODCAST.
Bloody hell!
I am so glad you are in good shape again my friend.
Some of my old school friends keep disappearing as their numbers come up.
I hope your number stays down at the bottom like mine!
Last month I had to actually DRAG a friend who is 7 years younger than me up a sand dune because he could hardly walk!
His kids and grand kids were in absolute stitches.
When I asked them to bring him to the desert, they said he could hardly walk.
I promised to get him to the top without a 4 wheel car.
And I did.
He invented new swear words on the way up, but he had no sympathizers!
One of his grand kids said "grandpa, you should go to the desert with Uncle Saeed every week!"
He said "you're JOKING! He will KILL me!"
His wife said "He is in better shape than you, so use him as an example!"
The look he gave her could kill!
But all of them had a great time.
And I hope all of us here will contue the same too for many years.
30 December 2022, 19:48
Michael RobinsonSo sorry to hear of your illness, UEG, but really happy to know you are getting better.
Thank God for first class hospitals and health care providers!
I will have to check out that podcast.
Mike
Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
30 December 2022, 19:52
Use Enough GunThanks to all of my friends on AR. I sincerely appreciate all of your kind words, thoughts and prayers.
30 December 2022, 20:53
fairgamequote:
Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
Thanks to all of my friends on AR. I sincerely appreciate all of your kind words, thoughts and prayers.
Wishing you the best of health for 2023 and beyond.
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01 January 2023, 09:41
chuck375Best wishes, happy New year and get better! This whole thread has given new meaning to the term "Trophy Wife"

Regards,
Chuck
"There's a saying in prize fighting, everyone's got a plan until they get hit"
Michael Douglas "The Ghost And The Darkness"
02 January 2023, 17:19
Scott Powellquote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Trouble is the West has messed everything up.
God created woman for man’s pleasure.
He also set an expiration date on her!
We should go back to basics!
If I was 10 years younger I would relocate to the UAE :-)
"At least once every human being should have to run for his life - to teach him that milk does not come from the supermarket, that safety does not come from policemen, and that news is not something that happens to other people." - Robert Heinlein
11 January 2023, 23:22
470EDDYHere is a very grizzly article on Larry Rudolph debacle of recent!!... and some VERY aggravated anti-hunter/blood sports comments from a thread this post was extracted from!! These folks are pretty scary in their accusations!!
48 hours or one of those programs did a
special on this.
https://www.animals24-7.org/20...l-president-convicted-of-killing-his-wife/
470EDDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FottgAZ95AExcellent three part documentary just came out on Hulu. The crocodile injury is also examined. Some interviews with SCI officers.
Link to trailer,well worth watching the series.
Kathi
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24 July 2025, 07:47
lavacaHard to imagine how a seemingly smart, successful man thought this was a good plan. Arrogance, I guess.
quote:
Originally posted by lavaca:
Hard to imagine how a seemingly smart, successful man thought this was a good plan. Arrogance, I guess.
Very strange this.
But, I have gotten to the stage where nothing surprises me about human behavior!
24 July 2025, 19:34
georgeldSeems like he sure lucked into finding
a great wife. Fine looking woman too.
I never met any woman willing to share like that,
not even five minutes, or even a "check her out look".
Damn sure not willing to wait a year to part with a known mistress.
Heck, it's mighty rare even for a girlfriend with benefits that's willing to share.
Surely if she was willing to wait a year,
she could have been negotiated into some even better mutually satisfactory agreement.
George
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25 July 2025, 07:30
lavacaEven SCI found his morals questionable and kicked him out. Just saying.
26 July 2025, 20:03
Michael RobinsonWith the kind of stuff I put my wife through on safari, including, on this last one, hordes of mopane and tsetse flies and columns of siafu ants, I consider myself lucky she hasn't tried to kill me!

Mike
Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
27 July 2025, 06:48
lavacaMike,
I took my wife on safari the first time in 20017 and I chose it carefully in Masailand, with no tsetses and at the cool time of year. I thought that would be her one and only trip. I went again during the pandemic and she had no interest in that, but in 2023, she wanted to go even though it was in a fly area and I was surprised. She surprised me again this year by saying that she wanted to go again to a fly area. And, she's afraid of small planes, so they will surprise you sometimes.
I think all wives should be tested in Africa!
Mine was chased by elephants, falling in a muddy bog at night, had a leopard walk in front of our hut at night, with the door open, and chased by a black mamba!
Proof positive there is something wrong with her to marry me!

27 July 2025, 19:32
larryshoresI’ll bet Larry Rudolph wishes he had filed for divorce. That would be cheap to avoid what he is living through. I have no sympathy for him at all.
28 July 2025, 02:26
Frostbitquote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
I think all wives should be tested in Africa!
Mine was chased by elephants, falling in a muddy bog at night, had a leopard walk in front of our hut at night, with the door open, and chased by a black mamba!
Proof positive there is something wrong with her to marry me!
I sympathize. Mine is not normal either. But that's a good thing.

28 July 2025, 03:48
chuck375quote:
Originally posted by MARK H. YOUNG:
Guys,
There's this thing called divorce. Yeah! He'd loose some money but murder as a legit alternative????????
Mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVMzygtggzI
Regards,
Chuck
"There's a saying in prize fighting, everyone's got a plan until they get hit"
Michael Douglas "The Ghost And The Darkness"
28 July 2025, 08:16
lavacaYeah, I'm Catholic and divorce isn't usually a viable option. Annulments used to be passed out pretty easily, but not so much anymore. But divorce and excommunication is a whole lot more viable an option than killing your spouse.
We have absolutely, positively, the best divorce laws in existence!
When one gets married, an agreed on amount is in the marriage contract.
Half is paid immediately to the wife's family.
The other half becomes due on divorce!
End of story!
Not like the bloody laws in the West that allows a wife to bnecome a hyena the minute she is divorced!

28 July 2025, 10:22
larryshoresWe just watched all three episodes . Without a doubt , Rudolph comes off as a total scumbag. My wife is a hand surgeon. She is skeptical of the croc claim based on the injury in the pictures. I don’t see how Rudolph maintained that lifestyle off of $30,000 a month.
The girlfriend must be a total idiot to have gotten herself into this position . She was not adequately advised prior to testimony . It does seem to me that her sentence was excessive. How does any woman date a married man for 15 years?
The guy who ran for SCI president did not come off very well to me. Seemed like a lot of sour grapes.
I was surprised the PH was not interviewed.
quote:
Originally posted by larryshores:
We just watched all three episodes . Without a doubt , Rudolph comes off as a total scumbag. My wife is a hand surgeon. She is skeptical of the croc claim based on the injury in the pictures. I don’t see how Rudolph maintained that lifestyle off of $30,000 a month.
The girlfriend must be a total idiot to have gotten herself into this position . She was not adequately advised prior to testimony . It does seem to me that her sentence was excessive. How does any woman date a married man for 15 years?
The guy who ran for SCI president did not come off very well to me. Seemed like a lot of sour grapes.
I was surprised the PH was not interviewed.
Most marriages break down because one partner is having a bit on the side

Just watched a series about this on Hulu. Well done and informative. Called “Trophy Wife”.
Formally Bwana1.
29 July 2025, 10:20
lavacaquote:
We have absolutely, positively, the best divorce laws in existence!
Saeed, best for men for sure. Not clear on
how that is equitable for women.
29 July 2025, 16:56
fulvioquote:
Not clear on
how that is equitable for women.
In the Islamic world they have little or no say in such matters.
Once upon a time we Westerners had a saying that a woman's place was in the kitchen and bed.
Then the Women's Lib. Movement came along and fucked it up.

You are all forgetting how and why women were created by God.
Let me refresh your minds.
God created earth.
All flat land.
Nothing on it.
Then he created mountains.
Then he created the oceans.
Then he created creatures, big and small, on land.
Then he created fishes in the oceans.
Still something was missing.
Then one day he hit on an idea.
To create someone who could TALK!
He created woman.
He said “I give you LIFE”
As soon as he did, she started blubbering non stop!
He shuts her up, and goes back to the drawing board.
He realized he had given her a mouth much bigger than her brains.
He made man.
He said “I give you LIFE!”
Man looks around, and asks “where am I”
God says “you are MAN. And this is your world. Go and enjoy it!”
Hence we get the historically correct terms, MAN’s world, MAN’s civilization etc.
Woman was never mentioned.
Anyway.
Six month later God comes down to see HIS man.
He asked “how are you doing?”
“Great, thank you. But I don’t have anyone to talk to”
Aha thinks God.
He gets woman out of the reserve cupboard, gives her life again, and hands her ivermectin to man
Saying “This is WOMAN! And she is for your PLEASURE!”
This is the truth, the whole truth, known throughout history!
Until you bloody lot came about!

30 July 2025, 08:58
lavacaSaeed,
we both have daughters. Is that the life you want for your daughter? I ran off all my daughter's old boyfriends, but she is finally getting married next year. And he knows that he'll answer to me if he screws up.
quote:
Originally posted by lavaca:
Saeed,
we both have daughters. Is that the life you want for your daughter? I ran off all my daughter's old boyfriends, but she is finally getting married next year. And he knows that he'll answer to me if he screws up.
I only reported what God had intended for women.
Us parents can deal with our daughters as we see fit!

30 July 2025, 12:44
the PomYour attitude to other people's daughters when you are a young man tends to be different from your attitude towards your own daughters!
When she was about 16 my daughter asked what I would do if she had a boyfriend I didn't like. I replied that I would shove a shotgun up his rectum until he begged me to pull the trigger.
"But what if you liked him?"
"Oh, in that case I would use a single barreled shotgun!"
"But what if you really, really, liked him?"
"Well, for him I would grease the barrel"
When she finally plucked up courage to bring a young man home (a long time later) I took him out on the farm and got him to hold ram lambs all day while I castrated them. I think he got the message!
We are actually very lucky here.
We have a multitude of nationalities.
And every one treats everyone else’s kids as if they were our own.
The kids grow up in a very open, healthy society.
The parents always mention this.
And actually, we have a lot more respect towards women than many other countries.
Some of the silly media reports don’t hold any water here.
25 August 2025, 03:30
MJinesquote:
Originally posted by Kathi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FottgAZ95AExcellent three part documentary just came out on Hulu. The crocodile injury is also examined. Some interviews with SCI officers.
Link to trailer,well worth watching the series.
The documentary is very interesting. Seems like Larry Rudolph was an imminently hate-able person. One of the oddest parts of the documentary was Dan Foote, the Trump-appointed ambassador to Zambia. Eccentric would be the polite way to describe him, kook would be another.
Mike