what a shame trying to justfy the shooting of lions,what is his qouta towards his blocks.he surely is shooting more cats then normal,.its all with the new allocokation.everyone will shoot as much they can.not even care abt conservations. Good for danny to shoot all the lions what he can duning the one year he is left with. also the company doesn`t belong to him,he has leased OLD NYIKA SAFARIS belongs to a local n demanding ownership of the areas belonghing to old nyika safaris. May be he is not aware of this...... the owner of Old Nyika has allocations to his area n not danny.....Mambatz

Question:
where are we

Choices:
tanzania
tanzania
tanzania

 

????????????

Mambatz, did your ever watch that video dumb and dumber? Your post is just that.

Mike

Dude, you need to add "la la land" to your poll choices - and also make it your location!

You need to change your handle, partner. Instead of "Mambatz" you need to be "Numbnutz"!

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Originally posted by bwanamrm:
You need to change your handle, partner. Instead of "Mambatz" you need to be "Numbnutz"!

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Originally posted by pagosawingnut:

quote:

Originally posted by bwanamrm:
You need to change your handle, partner. Instead of "Mambatz" you need to be "Numbnutz"!

bwanamrm,I think if you were to down a bottle of MD2020 and reread the first post it might make better sense...

WTF??????????

Sounds like someone missed their nap.

More likely missed their medication

Somehow I think there's a story buried in there somewhere.

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Originally posted by SteveGl:
Somehow I think there's a story buried in there somewhere.

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bwanamrm,I think if you were to down a bottle of MD2020 and reread the first post it might make better sense...

Just downed a pint of the always delicious MD2020 "Strawberry Rose'."

Obviously, the message that he is trying to convey is that lion quota has quota which also has lion and that is directly proportional to lion, which of course is lion qutoa and someone named Leon. Plus a Sable. Or something.

What did Dana Carvey say about Regan's memory issues? "excuse me Mr. President, if you look in the dictionary under redundant, it says 'see redundant.' "

the correct answer to the poll question is arugala.

MADDOG 20-20
SUDDEN BLINDNESS
INSTANT INSANITY
COMODE HUGGING ELIXER

For all you new posters out there, this is a perfect example of the expression:

"Never go full retard"

i have no idea what this post is all about but i am suspecting a ganga overdose.

Was the original poster drunk when he typed that?

well he just skipped his meds damn it!!!!!!!

...and just when I thought that I was finally going to read a simple explanation of the rules governing allocokation...

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Originally posted by bwanajay:
bwanamrm,I think if you were to down a bottle of MD2020 and reread the first post it might make better sense...

I never saw any MD2020 in Tanzania, so I doubt that is the precise cause.

I have, on the other hand smelled plenty of ganja, and the take away stores are all well stocked with all manner of alcohol. I've never sampled the home brewed concoctions, but I suspect they are rather effective as well. The exact cause of the confusion is not important, but the nature of disconnect is rather apparent.

Mambatz, welcome to the forum. Tomorrow when you are yourself, please translate the precise intention of your post and I'm sure you will receive a more cordial reception.

In vino veritas, in Maddog stupid ass.

I just checked the poll results. Tanzania is winning.

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Originally posted by Lhook7:
In vino veritas, in Maddog stupid ass.

NOW THAT IS FUNNY !!!!!
IIRC, it is better to close one's mouth and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Guys,

Its obvious that English is not Mambatz's first language. From other posts he has done, he seems like a genuine guy. I think what he may be trying to say is the prevalent view of local Politicians and citizen hunting operators and PHs, that Tanzania should be for Tanzanian's only!

Damn funny, I managed to get the keyboard out of the way so only the mouse got the coffee.

Once upon a time a college friend who was influenced by half a bottle of crown royal and some weed told me the plot of "lion king" that he had seen with a date. It sounded very much like the original post.

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Originally posted by Bwanamich:
Guys,

Its obvious that English is not Mambatz's first language. From other posts he has done, he seems like a genuine guy. I think what he may be trying to say is the prevalent view of local Politicians and citizen hunting operators and PHs, that Tanzania should be for Tanzanian's only!

But Danny IS Tanzanian....is he not?

I think that one of those UN aid computers has made its way into the outstretched hands of the "poor underprivileged" village idiot.

My guess is that when god was handing out brains, Mambats thought it was a milkshake stand, hence he got the extra double thick with nuts that he asked for.

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Originally posted by fujotupu:

quote:

Originally posted by Bwanamich:
Guys,

Its obvious that English is not Mambatz's first language. From other posts he has done, he seems like a genuine guy. I think what he may be trying to say is the prevalent view of local Politicians and citizen hunting operators and PHs, that Tanzania should be for Tanzanian's only!

But Danny IS Tanzanian....is he not?

That is what I said in the original "Danny post".

Guys, i really don't think Mambatz is critizing Danny, or anyone else for that matter. Give him time to try and explain further. Meanings are being lost in translation I fear.

voted the second Tanzania....#2 Tanzania is winning the poll!


dale

This has to be one of the funniest threads. It reduces me to a wheeze.

Coming around the first turn.....Tanzania #1 has taken the lead.....Tanz #2 & #3 look strong though......this could be a good race.

This is extremely sad! Do you know I get Direct TV, with a ga-zillion channels. This thread is better entertainment than T.V.

How sad is that?

Tanzania 3 is sprinting down the back stretch, while Tanzania 2 is looking weak. Tanzania 1 may be saving his energy for the home stretch.

As Ivan would say, "This could get interesting"!!

Yabba Dabba Doooooooooo!