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The dark of the early morn greets you with the fragrant scent of wood fire and ground coffee. It is the smoky essence of a safari and you are in great anticipation of the day ahead. A slate grey smudge on the horizon paints the first light of day. A Leopard grunts nearby. But something else is astir in camp. The generator starts up and the laptop initializes the Power Point display that illuminates the back wall of the dining area. With rickety rubber bound shooting sticks the PH points out a few new hunting rules - the Top Ten of the modern safari. Meanwhile the waiter is serving out a few Mark Sullivan DVD’s to be digested along with the toast. Rule 1 No animal shall be shot unless frontal and making full two eye contact with the shooter. Rule 2. Shooting shall be less than a measured 50 yards. Failure to do so will induce ridicule from the PH and camp staff. Any such incident shall be published on social networks detailing full residential address of the perpetrator. Rule 3. The client is allowed only one shot per animal. The PH has the right to reserve all ammunitions and distribute accordingly Rule 4.. If DG is deemed wounded then the animal should be immediately chased into the long grass. Note - There is an ammunition request form that needs to be filled prior to the chase. The order of the chase shall be firstly the client followed by the camp cook . The PH accompanied by the armed scout shall follow up at a safe distance with the car. Rule 5. The PH will only back up if the client requests him NOT to do so. Rule 6. Trophies will now be measured in quantities of salt and not inches. There is a scale and form for this. Rule 7. Hunting will only be allowed with iron sighted double rifles in excess of .577 NE. Doubles manufactured in France will be accepted but have to be photographed in front and across the trophy at a 45 degree angle showing foremost the make and caliber of rifle. Rule 8. Kicking sand in a hippos face. Sand can be supplied at an addition cost. Rule 9. The PH reserves the right to remove collars from trophies for personal photographs. Rule 10. Negative hunt reports will warrant the instant destruction of the client’s trophies and subsequent reams of waffling prose pasted on hunting forums prior to the complaint. Thought I would attempt to inject some tongue in cheek humor into the forum. Feel free to make up some rules of your own. ROYAL KAFUE LTD Email - kafueroyal@gmail.com Tel/Whatsapp (00260) 975315144 Instagram - kafueroyal | ||
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Well, I don't have any rules that I can add, but I do have an idea for an invention... ...A satphone / smartphone combination, possibly rifle-mounted, with a special app that makes it possible to pause the hunt at any given point, connect with the team here at AR, and seek advice or pointers from the sideline about what to do and not do, perhaps with some kind of live-feed capability. The hunter could also receive "likes" and "dislikes" depending on what has transpired and how it transpired, and especially on how well he sifted and followed the team's advice. | |||
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11. If you insist on using, Heaven forbid, a .375 caliber bolt rifle you will be promptly ridiculed and told it is not adequate and the only "proper" caliber and bullet is the one that is currently the most popular by vote on the social media forums. History and your own personal experience be damned! Oh I do love biting satire.... On the plains of hesitation lie the bleached bones of ten thousand, who on the dawn of victory lay down their weary heads resting, and there resting, died. If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch... Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! - Rudyard Kipling Life grows grim without senseless indulgence. | |||
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Sounds like fun. Now what Country did you say we would be hunting in, and what may i ask will be the safari cost. I do not have a 577 NE in the safe. So what a person to do. Now where do i get a 577 NE for this safari. Do they make the laser bullet for the 577 NE. I am sure they do, our congresspersons said they do, now where do i find them. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "You've got the strongest hand in the world. That's right. Your hand. The hand that marks the ballot. The hand that pulls the voting lever. Use it, will you" John Wayne | |||
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There damn well better not be any rickity rubber bound shooting sticks in the afore mentioned camp. Jeff | |||
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Yep, Cabin fever has definitely set in...... | |||
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Handshakes with the obligatory "well done, nice shot" from the PH will be limited to two per safari. Client is responsible for determining which of the two trophies harvested warrant this action. If client wishes to use one of his "Attaboys" he will indicate this by extending his hand first to the PH thanking him for putting him on a great trophy. A pat on the back by the PH coupled with "nice Shot" or "well done" is equal to a handshake and will count as one "Attaboy". The client is free to negotiate additional "Attaboys" from trackers and skinners using only small bags of M&M's, Name brand single bite candy bars, or other treats agreed upon by all parties involved. No hard currency is to be used for purchasing additional "Attaboys" as hard currency is to be reserved for tipping purposes only. | |||
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Are TC's considered hard currency? ROYAL KAFUE LTD Email - kafueroyal@gmail.com Tel/Whatsapp (00260) 975315144 Instagram - kafueroyal | |||
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13. The client will be charged appropriately if they burn more than the small allotment of firewood provided in camp. ______________________ DRSS ______________________ Hunt Reports 2015 His & Her Leopards with Derek Littleton of Luwire Safaris - http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/2971090112 2015 Trophy Bull Elephant with CMS http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/1651069012 DIY Brooks Range Sheep Hunt 2013 - http://forums.accuratereloadin...901038191#9901038191 Zambia June/July 2012 with Andrew Baldry - Royal Kafue http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7971064771 Zambia Sept 2010- Muchinga Safaris http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4211096141 Namibia Sept 2010 - ARUB Safaris http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6781076141 | |||
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I am assuming by TC you mean Travelers Checques. I have forwarded this to legal for an opinion. I will respond once I have heard back from the legal department on their ruling. | |||
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I've got a .600 (actually two). I'm in!! Cal _______________________________ Cal Pappas, Willow, Alaska www.CalPappas.com www.CalPappas.blogspot.com 1994 Zimbabwe 1997 Zimbabwe 1998 Zimbabwe 1999 Zimbabwe 1999 Namibia, Botswana, Zambia--vacation 2000 Australia 2002 South Africa 2003 South Africa 2003 Zimbabwe 2005 South Africa 2005 Zimbabwe 2006 Tanzania 2006 Zimbabwe--vacation 2007 Zimbabwe--vacation 2008 Zimbabwe 2012 Australia 2013 South Africa 2013 Zimbabwe 2013 Australia 2016 Zimbabwe 2017 Zimbabwe 2018 South Africa 2018 Zimbabwe--vacation 2019 South Africa 2019 Botswana 2019 Zimbabwe vacation 2021 South Africa 2021 South Africa (2nd hunt a month later) ______________________________ | |||
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No I think he means Thompson/center (why he would have brought one of those, or why the trackers would want one is beyond me). | |||
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This looks like a case of open the damn hunting or bring a straight-jacket. | |||
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition” ― Rudyard Kipling | |||
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14. Photos with cardboard cut out of Mark Sullivan with you & your trophies will be assessed extra fees over sundowners. Drink up mate! LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show. Not all who wander are lost. NEVER TRUST A FART!!! Cecil Leonard | |||
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15) All animals must be allowed to decide how they are going to die! Unless shot with a 375 as we all know that little spit gun can't kill a mopani fly!! | |||
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Like flubbing a drive in golf that doesn't reach the ladies tee box, any hunter who misses a shot on a game animal while on safari is required to hunt with his pants around his ankles until such time as he makes a subsequent killing shot on another animal :-) | |||
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Holly Crap! We know who the attorney in this bunch! Double Rifles, This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as bolt rifle. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. DRSS Chapuis 9.3x74R NRA Life Member | |||
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Don't forget... Tips will be assessed by the PH before commencement of Safari, but after all payment is received. Trophy quality will be soley based on tips assessed and received by the PH. Traveler's checks not accepted, but bank transfer and bullion are acceptable. First born offspring may be considered only if they are toilet trained. | |||
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sounds like it has happened to you-- | |||
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PH shall grab every client by the shirt neck and jerk them around like a little child into shooting position and yell shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Jerry Huffaker State, National and World Champion Taxidermist | |||
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The hunt shall be for the benefit and aggrandizement of the PH. The sole functions of the client/hunter are to provide financing and ineffectual contrast to the superb competence of the aforementioned PH. Upstaging the PH by such actions as accurate shooting or knowledge of basically anything involving animals or hunting will not be tolerated. "If you’re innocent why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”- Donald Trump | |||
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no, as they may be stolen by the PH and subsequently cashed, especially if the hunter is from Utah. Vote Trump- Putin’s best friend… To quote a former AND CURRENT Trumpiteer - DUMP TRUMP | |||
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On the plains of hesitation lie the bleached bones of ten thousand, who on the dawn of victory lay down their weary heads resting, and there resting, died. If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch... Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! - Rudyard Kipling Life grows grim without senseless indulgence. | |||
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If the hunter's body mass exceeds current US Army height/weight standards, no photos and/or videos shall be taken. Hunters who "look a little fat" on video shall have their trophies destroyed, at the discretion of the editor. | |||
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You guys are BRUTAL.......... I can't abide by some of these rules. Does that mean I can't go in June? | |||
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I'm not going, so I see no need for you to go either. Just saying....... LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show. Not all who wander are lost. NEVER TRUST A FART!!! Cecil Leonard | |||
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A bunch of us wouldn't pass this test, myself included!! | |||
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Please, please, please. Moderate the alcohol!!! Dulcinea What counts is what you learn after you know it all!!! | |||
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Some of those are pretty good! Antlers Double Rifle Shooters Society Heym 450/400 3" | |||
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Damn ... I'm out. | |||
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WE do we put water in it----- | |||
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After reading the rules again, I think maybe a rule that allows us to enjoy the hunt, pay the tips, and then complain about the PH not controlling the weather, flies, mosquitoes, tsetse, snakes, not enough bars in the area, running out of the best kind of Scotch or Vodka, not getting any coffee served along with the morning wake up, water not hot enough or too hot...... Just a thought. | |||
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That would apply to a lot of the hunters who have been on the African shows lately. It would reduce the number of African shows out there to almost nothing if adhered to. Seems to be the norm these days, huh? Larry Sellers SCI Life Member
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