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An elephant was walking thru the bush when he came upon a naked man....the elephant looked the naked man over and said "That's cute but can you really breathe through it"? I'm sorry but I just heard this joke and had to pass it on. I think the naked man's name was Walter. DB Bill aka Bill George | ||
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 That joke is bait for a lot of comments but I'll pass! ------------------------------- Will Stewart / Once you've been amongst them, there is no such thing as too much gun. --------------------------------------- and, God Bless John Wayne. NRA Benefactor Member, GOA, N.A.G.R. _________________________ "Elephant and Elephant Guns" $99 shipped “Hunting Africa's Dangerous Game" $20 shipped. red.dirt.elephant@gmail.com _________________________ Hoping to wind up where elephant hunters go. | |||
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I heard lots of girls try though ie breathing through it. Bill, I couldn't resist! | |||
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out of place for this room i know but i just wanted to share this joke i've heard: 2 boys were standing at the urinals at school. one was an african boy. the other noticed that the african boy had a very long penis, and asked how the hell did he do that. the african boy simply replied that its a tradition to tie a rock around it and as you grow older you tie bigger rocks to it and eventually it gets there. so the ohter boy immediatley did that. about a month later the african boy asks the white boy if its working. the boy replied i tied the rock to it but its not that long yet, but at least its turning black...... anticipation of fear is worse than fear itself | |||
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1 more... Do you know where the sex organs are on an Elephant? On the bottom of his feet... because when he steps on you, you are f---ed Courtesy of my Zim PH  | |||
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 Some elephants have two trunks!!!!!!!!!  | |||
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why does an elephant have 4 feet? eight inches isn't enough!!!!!  | |||
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Nitrox, looks like it swallowed an Owambo... Karl Stumpfe Ndumo Hunting Safaris www.huntingsafaris.net karl@huntingsafaris.net P.O. Box 1667, Katima Mulilo, Namibia Cell: +264 81 1285 416 Fax: +264 61 254 328 Sat. phone: +88 163 166 9264 | |||
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If I remember correctly, average mass of ele bull penis is 27kg (approx 60lbs) | |||
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If this thread were the least bit funny, I would suggest moving it to the Humor forum. Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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