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An elephant was walking thru the bush when he came upon a naked man....the elephant looked the naked man over and said "That's cute but can you really breathe through it"?

I'm sorry but I just heard this joke and had to pass it on. I think the naked man's name was Walter.


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Big Grin

That joke is bait for a lot of comments but I'll pass!


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I heard lots of girls try though ie breathing through it.

Bill, I couldn't resist! Big Grin


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out of place for this room i know but i just wanted to share this joke i've heard:
2 boys were standing at the urinals at school. one was an african boy. the other noticed that the african boy had a very long penis, and asked how the hell did he do that. the african boy simply replied that its a tradition to tie a rock around it and as you grow older you tie bigger rocks to it and eventually it gets there.
so the ohter boy immediatley did that. about a month later the african boy asks the white boy if its working. the boy replied i tied the rock to it but its not that long yet, but at least its turning black......


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Do you know where the sex organs are on an Elephant?



On the bottom of his feet... because when he steps on you, you are f---ed

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Some elephants have two trunks!!!!!!!!! Eeker
 
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why does an elephant have 4 feet?



eight inches isn't enough!!!!!
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Nitrox, looks like it swallowed an Owambo...


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If I remember correctly, average mass of ele bull penis is 27kg (approx 60lbs) Eeker
 
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If this thread were the least bit funny, I would suggest moving it to the Humor forum.


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