Elephant Story

06 December 2006, 12:21

DB Bill

Elephant Story

An elephant was walking thru the bush when he came upon a naked man....the elephant looked the naked man over and said "That's cute but can you really breathe through it"?

I'm sorry but I just heard this joke and had to pass it on. I think the naked man's name was Walter.

06 December 2006, 13:10

Will

That joke is bait for a lot of comments but I'll pass!

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06 December 2006, 20:25

NitroX

I heard lots of girls try though ie breathing through it.

Bill, I couldn't resist!

06 December 2006, 23:30

ndlovu

out of place for this room i know but i just wanted to share this joke i've heard:
2 boys were standing at the urinals at school. one was an african boy. the other noticed that the african boy had a very long penis, and asked how the hell did he do that. the african boy simply replied that its a tradition to tie a rock around it and as you grow older you tie bigger rocks to it and eventually it gets there.
so the ohter boy immediatley did that. about a month later the african boy asks the white boy if its working. the boy replied i tied the rock to it but its not that long yet, but at least its turning black......

07 December 2006, 00:47

JohnHunt

1 more...

Do you know where the sex organs are on an Elephant?

On the bottom of his feet... because when he steps on you, you are f---ed

Courtesy of my Zim PH

07 December 2006, 13:53

NitroX

Some elephants have two trunks!!!!!!!!!

07 December 2006, 20:40

J Stambough

why does an elephant have 4 feet?

eight inches isn't enough!!!!!

07 December 2006, 21:50

Karl S

Nitrox, looks like it swallowed an Owambo...

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08 December 2006, 04:09

kayaker

If I remember correctly, average mass of ele bull penis is 27kg (approx 60lbs)

08 December 2006, 09:30

Michael Robinson

If this thread were the least bit funny, I would suggest moving it to the Humor forum.