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After the lady (ADQUEEN)from the Out of Africa thread called Shakari Shakira, it got me thinking. I have to admit that I didn't think until after I stopped laughing! I decided to search the internet. Look what I found! Seems that our famous PH may have a hobby or maybe a second career. [URL= Steve are dance lessons included in the daily rates for your hunts? | ||
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Old lord help us...you have really unleashed ddrhook now!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ J. Lane Easter, DVM A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.– Billy Clayton, Speaker of the Texas House No state commands such fierce pride and loyalty. Lesser mortals are pitied for their misfortune in not being born in Texas.— Queen Elizabeth II on her visit to Texas in May, 1991. | |||
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Larry, I used to tap dance but gave it up because I kept falling in the sink!
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I fixed it Steve! Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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Might be worth taking it up again if I can fall with my head under the tap of keg huh! | |||
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ha ha ha arrrr steve mate "hips dont lie" lol well done larry, i havent laughed as much since the time i grabbed my mother in laws bits by mistake | |||
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Eishhhhhh but I'd better batten down the hatches because I KNOW I'm gonna get some shit here! | |||
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you are in trouble when ddrhook comes on! | |||
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Let's not go down the "Would you hunt with a gay PH" road again. ______________________ DRSS ______________________ Hunt Reports 2015 His & Her Leopards with Derek Littleton of Luwire Safaris - http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/2971090112 2015 Trophy Bull Elephant with CMS http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/1651069012 DIY Brooks Range Sheep Hunt 2013 - http://forums.accuratereloadin...901038191#9901038191 Zambia June/July 2012 with Andrew Baldry - Royal Kafue http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7971064771 Zambia Sept 2010- Muchinga Safaris http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4211096141 Namibia Sept 2010 - ARUB Safaris http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6781076141 | |||
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Ain't that the truth..... | |||
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That's him! | |||
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Steve, even though I am a 'Philistine' about your singing/poems etc., I would look forward to your performance at, say, one of the evening SCI/Reno functions! Or maybe a show at the 2012 SCI convention in Vegas might really jump start your new career. Cheers, Paul Smith SCI Life Member NRA Life Member DSC Member Life Member of the "I Can't Wait to Get Back to Africa" Club DRSS I had the privilege to fire E. Hemingway's WR .577NE, E. Keith's WR .470NE, & F. Jamieson's WJJ .500 Jeffery I strongly recommend avoidance of "The Zambezi Safari & Travel Co., Ltd." and "Pisces Sportfishing-Cabo San Lucas" "A failed policy of national defense is its own punishment" Otto von Bismarck | |||
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Did i hear my name mentioned??? in hushed and reverent tones????????????? ya'll make it sound like I would kick someone when there down???????????? :shocker NOW NOW boys I would not tease someone as well respected and admired in his profession as his HIGHness and you have to undersatnd HE WAS HIGH when he posed for the dancing pictures. or at least thats what he told the nice officer as they where loading him in the patty wagon on those totaly untrue and boggass or is that boogy ass accusations. and in his defence he was not working in San Fransico at the time but there was goats and children involved or was it acting like a goat | |||
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Steve did you wear your leg down dancing!!!!they look to long in the nice picture that Larry posted. or was that your tryout for the band Cinderella | |||
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No mate, that picture was taken years ago when I was still young and tall and before I wore my legs down to stumps walking after buffalo! Nowadays, my leg measurement is shorter than my waist measurement and my arse drags on the floor if I don't put my belt under it to hold it up. | |||
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Aw c'mon, I'm much better looking in the face than that! | |||
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I'm beginning to wish some bugger would fly me to the moon just about now! As for poetry....... bearing in mind who started this scurrilous rumour can I remind you of Kipling's poem 'The Female Of The Species' Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936) The Female of the Species WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride, He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside. But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man, He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can. But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws, They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws. 'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say, For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away; But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale— The female of the species is more deadly than the male. Man, a bear in most relations—worm and savage otherwise,— Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise. Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act. Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low, To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe. Mirth obscene diverts his anger—Doubt and Pity oft perplex Him in dealing with an issue—to the scandal of The Sex! But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same; And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail, The female of the species must be deadlier than the male. She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast May not deal in doubt or pity—must not swerve for fact or jest. These be purely male diversions—not in these her honour dwells— She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else. She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate. And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same. She is wedded to convictions—in default of grosser ties; Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!— He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild, Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child. Unprovoked and awful charges—even so the she-bear fights, Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons—even so the cobra bites, Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw And the victim writhes in anguish—like the Jesuit with the squaw! So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands To some God of Abstract Justice—which no woman understands. And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him Must command but may not govern—shall enthral but not enslave him. And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail, That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male. | |||
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Whilst our mutual Bubble friend and I personally agree, but not that the jury for some reason don't seem to back from lunch yet. | |||
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if you think your better looking than the belly dance you HAVE NOT looked in a mirror for years. I thought you wore you belt like tha to hold you hemorrides in you walk like they hurt all the time | |||
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Ah dammit.... gotta clean the keyboard yet AGAIN! I'm crying with laughter here! | |||
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we'lll stop we'll stop please don't start to sing again my ears have just started to heal and stop bleeding from when I was in Iganda with ya | |||
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Larry nice job on outting Steve now he can join rosey as out of the closet. but I think he's going to have some trouble explaining to Susan what went wrong | |||
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the pictue does kind of worry me it looks like he's backing up to someone or in his case most likely something you know Steve animal vegtable or mineral he will do them all | |||
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he's crying because I sent the picture to Susan and he heard her screaming with laughter from her office and he know he'll never live it down | |||
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Even a frog if I can stop it hopping long enough and if I can't it looks like a cowboy on a bucking bronco! | |||
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now we know the real reason your fingers smell like buffalo | |||
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Steve the younger years before the beard and grey hair
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you know the old saying.... get as close as you can and then get ten yards closer. | |||
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AUBREY, finish the story did the old girl like it when you grabbed her or not??????? | |||
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Steve are you getting child support from Aubrey for the Skull??????? one thing for sure he runs like all the other airlines!!! without a time table for arrivals or delievery's | |||
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Nah mate. When my hair was that kind of length my waist was smaller... my waist only got big when my hair got short and grey. Note my girlfriend on my arm. | |||
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Damn, looking at that pic has just made me realise that of the five of us, just one had a fairly usual life, one has cancer, one died, one became a PH in Africa and one became an Arctic explorer. Dunno what happened to the monkeys! | |||
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Not to stop the fun but on a serious note, I sent Steve an e mail apologizing if this offended him. He was a perfect gentleman. | |||
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Steve.... Why when when all the forum sharks are circling already do you go and put more blood in the water? Love the threads man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...oRP7FfBw&feature=fvw | |||
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well at least know one can say your first girlfriend was a dog | |||
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DAM LARRY NOW EVERYONE KNOW YOUR NOT TELLING THE TRUTH we know Steve better than to beleive that | |||
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Like I've said before, sometimes (actually often) my sense of humour gets the better of me and I just can't help myself! | |||
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I've gotta tell you, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman........ mind you, I've woken up with a few! | |||
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