This is too good to not to share. Have no idea what it means. I never have nightmares but I do occasionally have a dream where I'm in a working situation and everything is going wrong. This dream was a loose example.

The setting was Africa, likely Zimbabwe. The cast included Larry Shores, Jeff Bwana Bunduki, and a morbidly obese lazy PH that resembled no one I know.

I was there as a visiting Dentist (I am not a Dentist and I tend to avoid them at all costs) in exchange for an Elephant Hunt. Larry and Jeff were both working in the dental clinic and probably realized fairly quickly that I did not have a clue what I was doing.

My concern was the patient load started to really pile up while I was trying to show one patient how a bolt action rifle worked. Larry was not pleased, Jeff just kept saying "Use a double".

Meanwhile the dream would flash to the hunt itself. It started at about 11:00 everyday because the obese lazy ass PH, who obviously had never hunted Elephant, couldn't get up in the morning. Every time he got into the cruiser it creaked a complaint and leaned heavily to his side. Joyce would look at me with "Baboon Eyes", her way of saying "I told you we shouldn't have come here". He also had no gun and assured us we wouldn't need one either.



Never so happy to wake up. Hopefully this is not an omen or reflection of the year's hunting experiences.

Happy New Year
Jim & Joyce

i'd say, that is a Monster under your bed Jim
Vacuum and mop will do with some fabreeze in the mix

Obese and lazy PH.
You were dreaming of Evans M'kanza.
The worthless PH shitbag.
Cal

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Originally posted by cal pappas:
Obese and lazy PH.
You were dreaming of Evans M'kanza.
The worthless PH shitbag.
Cal

At least a recommendation of using a double made it into the dream.

Probably just bad weed Jim.

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Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
Probably just bad weed Jim.

Stores aren't open here yet. I'll let you know when they are up and running.

Yikes! I think a chat with Dr Phil is in order!

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Originally posted by Biebs:
Yikes! I think a chat with Dr Phil is in order!

At least there wasn't any Blasers in the dream.

DOH! Schwein!

Check the expiration date on that egg nogg.

You put the lime in the coconut & mix it all up, you put the lime in the coconut & call me in the morning, yes you call me in the morning, I tell you what to do.

Ok retirement isn't working for you time to go back to work [/LIST]

We now return control to your set,....somewhere, in the Twilight Zone.

Ok Biebs, Dr Phil should be member of AR
You got that one right
He'd be right at home among us African hunters

Where did Shootaway fit into the dream scape?
Cal

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Originally posted by Jerry Huffaker:
Ok retirement isn't working for you time to go back to work [/LIST]

No way says Joyce!!

I'm not a doctor, and don't play one on television, but sounds to me like you need to go hunting...

I have dreams like that if I mix Whiskey and chocolate.

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Originally posted by cal pappas:
Where did Shootaway fit into the dream scape?
Cal

Cal,

He said he never has nightmares. If Shootaway had been in the dream, surely it would have been a nightmare.

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Originally posted by cal pappas:
Obese and lazy PH.
You were dreaming of Evans M'kanza.
The worthless PH shitbag.
Cal

Pray, do tell ?

Sounds like you guys were into the Larium last night!

Hugs, Darin

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Originally posted by D. Nelson:
Sounds like you guys were into the Larium last night!

Hugs, Darin

Joyce usually had porn dreams on Malarone. Andrew wanted updates over breakfast.

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Originally posted by Frostbit:

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Originally posted by D. Nelson:
Sounds like you guys were into the Larium last night!

Hugs, Darin

Joyce usually had porn dreams on Malarone. Andrew wanted updates over breakfast.

I wanted dates for Breakfast and you must be mistaken.

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I wanted dates for Breakfast and you must be mistaken.

I started laughing hard enough that my lab had to come check on me.