This is an old one, but appropriate in this thread:

A man was walking through the bush, and sees a lion running after him. He turns and runs, but the lion is gaining and the man knows he can't escape.

So the man drops on his knees and pleads: "Oh Lord, please make this lion a good Christian, Amen!"

Sure enough, the lion comes to a stop just behind the man, drops down to its great knees, bows its head, and says:

"Oh God, thank you for this food that I am about to receive!"

Regards,
Martin

I suppose they now have to "kill it" as it has become a viscious man-eater. Maybe some SA outfitters will buy him??

Saeed,
I suppose that if the man would have tried to convert the lion to the islam he would have been killed instantly!!