04 November 2004, 22:47
MarteriusRe: How To Convert A Lion To Christianity!?
This is an old one, but appropriate in this thread:

A man was walking through the bush, and sees a lion running after him. He turns and runs, but the lion is gaining and the man knows he can't escape.
So the man drops on his knees and pleads: "Oh Lord, please make this lion a good Christian, Amen!"
Sure enough, the lion comes to a stop just behind the man, drops down to its great knees, bows its head, and says:
"Oh God, thank you for this food that I am about to receive!"
Regards,
Martin
04 November 2004, 22:59
BwanamichI suppose they now have to "kill it" as it has become a viscious man-eater.

Maybe some SA outfitters will buy him??

04 November 2004, 21:43
kamaatuSaeed,
I suppose that if the man would have tried to convert the lion to the islam he would have been killed instantly!!
