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Re: How To Convert A Lion To Christianity!?

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04 November 2004, 22:47
Marterius
Re: How To Convert A Lion To Christianity!?
This is an old one, but appropriate in this thread:

A man was walking through the bush, and sees a lion running after him. He turns and runs, but the lion is gaining and the man knows he can't escape.

So the man drops on his knees and pleads: "Oh Lord, please make this lion a good Christian, Amen!"

Sure enough, the lion comes to a stop just behind the man, drops down to its great knees, bows its head, and says:

"Oh God, thank you for this food that I am about to receive!"

Regards,
Martin
04 November 2004, 22:59
Bwanamich
I suppose they now have to "kill it" as it has become a viscious man-eater. Maybe some SA outfitters will buy him??
04 November 2004, 21:43
kamaatu
Saeed,
I suppose that if the man would have tried to convert the lion to the islam he would have been killed instantly!!