Boris Swenson defends paternity suit.

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25 July 2012, 18:29

Aspen Hill Adventures

Clearly a chip off the old block!

25 July 2012, 18:59

Biebs

Urkel on safari?

25 July 2012, 19:08

David Hulme

Peas in a pod

25 July 2012, 19:49

DoubleDon

It appears that he is guilty as charged!!

25 July 2012, 19:57

Shack

Reminds me of something I saw once in court.

There was this paternity case. They had all the evidence, bloodwork, witnesses etc. But the guy continued to vehemently deny it even after the judge ruled against him.

The defendant went as far as exclaiming, "why judge, he doesn't even LOOK like me!"

So what does the judge do? Says he, "Well, I'll tell you what. You feed him long enough and he'll get where he looks like you."

Courtroom erupts in laughter...

25 July 2012, 20:49

bwana cecil

That apple didn't fall far from the tree.

25 July 2012, 20:59

Frostbit

He's got your eyes.

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26 July 2012, 08:39

Antlers

Now that's funny! I hope Buzz didn't let him drive with those on...

26 July 2012, 10:03

jdollar

i give up. who is Boris Swenson???

26 July 2012, 10:14

Nakihunter

What happened to Bori's daughter?

I wonder if Buzz had a hand in this?

Oh .... he is a family man now!

26 July 2012, 10:32

little miss

I laughed till I cried.

Joyce

26 July 2012, 17:19

BEGNO

LMAO

26 July 2012, 18:04

chuckmaxman

I'm wondering why Boris is not commenting on this. He must be feeling guilty.

26 July 2012, 18:37

MikeBurke

quote:
Originally posted by jdollar:
i give up. who is Boris Swenson???

Boris is a famous Big Game hunter.

http://forums.accuratereloadin...551057171#4551057171

http://forums.accuratereloadin...051087571#4051087571

26 July 2012, 18:52

465H&H

quote:
Originally posted by Mike70560:
quote:
Originally posted by jdollar:
i give up. who is Boris Swenson???

Boris is a famous Big Game hunter.

http://forums.accuratereloadin...551057171#4551057171

http://forums.accuratereloadin...051087571#4051087571

He can't be very famous if I have never heard of him!

465H&H

26 July 2012, 19:29

MikeBurke

Maybe he is infamous. He usually hunts with the best, but since Ivan was not available he hunted with Buzz.

26 July 2012, 22:22

Bud Meadows

It's Jimmy "JJ" Walker from the old TV show "Good Times". Dyn-o-mite!!!

27 July 2012, 09:54

jdollar

quote:
Originally posted by 465H&H:
quote:
Originally posted by Mike70560:
quote:
Originally posted by jdollar:
i give up. who is Boris Swenson???

Boris is a famous Big Game hunter.

http://forums.accuratereloadin...551057171#4551057171

http://forums.accuratereloadin...051087571#4051087571

He can't be very famous if I have never heard of him!

465H&H

gotta agree. never heard of him in 15 years of hanging around African hunting. glad to see i am not the only one in the dark.

28 July 2012, 01:29

retreever

No Question whose his Daddy...

They do look alittle alike.
Can any one post both photos.

Mike

31 July 2012, 16:15

R.Jolly

I have just received the following communication from Boris who has asked me to post on his behalf.

“ The rumours what are going around about me and my time in Zimbabwe are not true. Mrs Swenson is very upset that people are saying that I have been bad person.
She says whatever people say she will stand by me and I will always be her best number one man.”

He goes on to explain that whilst it is true that he visited Zim some years ago he denies any involvement with members of the opposite sex.
He says that the only direct contact that he had with the local population was when he was forced to undertake a crowded local bus journey from Harare to Bulawayo.
He describes it as a very unpleasant experience amongst a heaving mass of perspiring bodies. He does however remember that on exiting the bus he noticed that his clothing seemed to have been re arranged, but just assumed it to be his own oversight.

A theory has been put forward that this whole episode with poor Boris could be the result of witchcraft.
There were recent well publicised reports in Zimbabwe regarding a group of female witchdoctors who were preying on unsuspecting tourists with the sole aim of collecting the male requirement for natural regeneration. This material was then used in their witchcraft rituals.

If this theory proves to be true then the picture featured above could be the result of their attempt to generate a “super race”.

God help us all !!

31 July 2012, 16:46

ghostbird

[QUOTE]Originally posted by R.Jolly:

If this theory proves to be true then the picture featured above could be the result of their attempt to generate a “super race”.

31 July 2012, 17:49

chuckmaxman

quote:
Originally posted by R.Jolly:
I have just received the following communication from Boris who has asked me to post on his behalf.

“ The rumours what are going around about me and my time in Zimbabwe are not true. Mrs Swenson is very upset that people are saying that I have been bad person.
She says whatever people say she will stand by me and I will always be her best number one man.”

He goes on to explain that whilst it is true that he visited Zim some years ago he denies any involvement with members of the opposite sex.
He says that the only direct contact that he had with the local population was when he was forced to undertake a crowded local bus journey from Harare to Bulawayo.
He describes it as a very unpleasant experience amongst a heaving mass of perspiring bodies. He does however remember that on exiting the bus he noticed that his clothing seemed to have been re arranged, but just assumed it to be his own oversight.

A theory has been put forward that this whole episode with poor Boris could be the result of witchcraft.
There were recent well publicised reports in Zimbabwe regarding a group of female witchdoctors who were preying on unsuspecting tourists with the sole aim of collecting the male requirement for natural regeneration. This material was then used in their witchcraft rituals.

If this theory proves to be true then the picture featured above could be the result of their attempt to generate a “super race”.

God help us all !!

I knew there was a answer.