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A PH I once had the privilege of hunting with (Kirk Mason), told me a story of how an elephant came charging out of the bush, as he was driving down a track. The ellie chased him for almost 2 kilometers and at times he reached speeds of 30 kmh as he tried to navigate a rough road while being chased by an extremely irate ellie!
This was just another example of a "lone sick buff" that couldn't keep up with it's herd mates and wasn't able to run from the elephant so might have made a feeble attempt to defend itself against something overwhelming.