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4 Easy Questions 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. sorry about the spelling, I missed that class. | ||
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Good one, Eric, now that is thinking outside the box!  ~Ann   | |||
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I missed them all.  7mm. guy shoot straight or shoot often. | |||
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That is a definite groaner. I like it!!  ****************************** There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor polite, nor popular -- but one must ask, "Is it right?" Martin Luther King, Jr. | |||
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With my luck one of those darn crocodiles would not have gone to the meeting.  /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." Winston Churchill | |||
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I was 0-4. I apparently do simple things in an overly complicated way, do not think through the repercussions of my actions, have a lousy memory and don't learn quickly from my mistakes! I am definitely CEO material! Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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I just sucked on the whole thing! MARK H. YOUNG MARK'S EXCLUSIVE ADVENTURES 7094 Oakleigh Dr. Las Vegas, NV 89110 Office 702-848-1693 Cell, Whats App, Signal 307-250-1156 PREFERRED E-mail markttc@msn.com Website: myexclusiveadventures.com Skype: markhyhunter Check us out on https://www.facebook.com/pages...ures/627027353990716 | |||
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A little of levity is fun... Mike | |||
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How do I get a beer out of the fridge, when there is a damn elephant in there? Charlie | |||
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Don't worry about the beer. It is an AR Elephant in there. He already drank all the beer. lawndart  | |||
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