17 March 2006, 13:12
LV Eric4 Easy Questions...
4 Easy Questions
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the
first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do
you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
17 March 2006, 18:21
Aspen Hill AdventuresGood one, Eric, now that is thinking outside the box!

17 March 2006, 21:32
WyoJoeThat is a definite groaner. I like it!!

17 March 2006, 21:42
vapodogWith my luck one of those darn crocodiles would not have gone to the meeting.

17 March 2006, 21:47
Michael RobinsonI was 0-4.
I apparently do simple things in an overly complicated way, do not think through the repercussions of my actions, have a lousy memory and don't learn quickly from my mistakes!
I am definitely CEO material!
17 March 2006, 22:32
MARK H. YOUNGI just sucked on the whole thing!
17 March 2006, 22:37
retreeverA little of levity is fun...
Mike
18 March 2006, 03:44
hysiderHow do I get a beer out of the fridge, when there
is a damn elephant in there?
Charlie
18 March 2006, 05:31
lawndartDon't worry about the beer. It is an AR Elephant in there. He already drank all the beer.
lawndart