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On Thursday we played golf in Phalaborwa i came back at 2am highly intoxicated and found my wife very ill my friends say it is baboon sickness. when i got in bed and touched her she only made baboon noises sounds like NNNUE NNNUE. has any one experienced it "Buy land they have stopped making it"- Mark Twain | ||
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Don't know what language my wife speaks in a similar situation. She makes noises that sounds like HUH-UH HUH-uh! Andrew McLaren Professional Hunter and Hunting Outfitter since 1974. http://www.mclarensafaris.com The home page to go to for custom planning of ethical and affordable hunting of plains game in South Africa! Enquire about any South African hunting directly from andrew@mclarensafaris.com After a few years of participation on forums, I have learned that: One can cure: Lack of knowledge – by instruction. Lack of skills – by practice. Lack of experience – by time doing it. One cannot cure: Stupidity – nothing helps! Anti hunting sentiments – nothing helps! Put-‘n-Take Outfitters – money rules! My very long ago ancestors needed and loved to eat meat. Today I still hunt! | |||
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Mine makes a noise that sounds like - "IFYOUTOUCHMEIWILLBITEYOURHANDOFF" Second verse is - "IFYOUVALUEWHATLITTLELOVELIFEWEHAVEYOUBETTERROLLOVERANDGOTOSLEEP" If is sung to the tune of "We Will Rock You"... | |||
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I can't understand you guys' problem, mine loves it when I come home drunk and horny! I thought they all did- only joking of course. A shot not taken is always a miss | |||
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a man comes home 4am drunk as a scunk wakes up at 10h30 with coffee next to his bed his bath is ready so drinks the coffee go for a bath gets out his clothes is already on the bed. so he walks down the passage and smells bacon eggs sausages scone and he cant understand this special treatment for partying so late. he stops his son in the passage and asks to explain the boy says to him he passed out in the garage and his wife carried him to bed with her small frame. in the bed room she started to undress him and when she touched his pants he told her to bugger off he's married "Buy land they have stopped making it"- Mark Twain | |||
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