02 December 2007, 10:10
375 fanaticBaboon sickness beware
On Thursday we played golf in Phalaborwa i came back at 2am highly intoxicated and found my wife very ill my friends say it is baboon sickness.
when i got in bed and touched her she only made baboon noises sounds like NNNUE NNNUE.
has any one experienced it
02 December 2007, 20:25
Andrew McLarenDon't know what language my wife speaks in a similar situation. She makes noises that sounds like HUH-UH HUH-uh!
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BulldogMasterMine makes a noise that sounds like -
"IFYOUTOUCHMEIWILLBITEYOURHANDOFF"
Second verse is -
"IFYOUVALUEWHATLITTLELOVELIFEWEHAVEYOUBETTERROLLOVERANDGOTOSLEEP"
If is sung to the tune of "We Will Rock You"...
04 December 2007, 06:01
jstevensI can't understand you guys' problem, mine loves it when I come home drunk and horny! I thought they all did- only joking of course.
04 December 2007, 16:37
375 fanatica man comes home 4am drunk as a scunk wakes up at 10h30 with coffee next to his bed his bath is ready so drinks the coffee go for a bath gets out his clothes is already on the bed. so he walks down the passage and smells bacon eggs sausages scone and he cant understand this special treatment for partying so late.
he stops his son in the passage and asks to explain
the boy says to him he passed out in the garage and his wife carried him to bed with her small frame. in the bed room she started to undress him and when she touched his pants he told her to bugger off he's married