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Originally posted by Biebs:
I guess I have WAY too much time on my hands these day! Here goes:


He thinks I owe him money
He stares at me with hate
I wonder what I'm doing here
It seems I'm tempting fate

I've ever wanted to hunt this beast
To prove myself to me
But it sounded so much better
When at the DSC

He's big and black and owns this turf
I'm just an interloper
I spent my dime and now it's time
To get this meeting over

I move in close and soon I feel
A wet spot in my crotch
Oh why did I forget to bring
My trusty fifth of Scotch

I draw my bead upon his mass
My rifle seems anemic
A piece of lead I shoot in hope
Of stopping this Black Titanic

At the shot he quivers not
But takes off for the jess
Where's he's gone in this thick scrub
Is anybody's guess

I hope my guide will back me up
As we track on through tall grass
In case I fail to stop the beast
I hope he'll save my ass

I finally spot him laying up
Behind some thorny tree
Looking, glaring, keen to make
Fresh toe-jam out of me

My double roars and I can see
I've knocked him on his haunches
But shortly then he's on his feet
and like a missile launches

I draw my bead upon his boss
Just one shot left to battle
He skids to a stop beneath my feet
My teeth are all a chatter

The hunt is done, I did the deed
Must be some great Bwana
But now I think I'll sit and roll
A joint of Marijuana

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Originally posted by Biebs:
Mikey, the Redford part is spot on, but maybe T S Elliot? I like bacon too much to be a Ginsberg :-)

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We're talking about the old, ugly Redford, right? beer

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Originally posted by fairgame:
Daffodils are yellow
Buffalo are black
Daffodils are not dangerous
But buffalo are