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Saeed: Just have the book designated: Fiction/Non-Fiction. That way, everyone can decide what to believe or not to believe! rotflmo
 
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Did I mention the time someone had to pick pieces of lead in bedded in his groin? Using long nosed pliers??


There has to be a good story behind this. Please tell us how this happened.


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Wishing you safe travels and great success on your safari. I will look forward to your report.

Best regards, D. Nelson
 
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Did I mention the time someone had to pick pieces of lead in bedded in his groin? Using long nosed pliers??


There has to be a good story behind this. Please tell us how this happened.


This is one of those unique "Walter moments" that defies any logic.

Walter must have the world record of shooting himself, the number of times, and the parts of his anatomy.

He started off years ago while working in Germany - he tried closing an over under shotgun, with its stock off, and a live round in, facing him.

The shotgun went off, taking half his upper thigh with it.

Lucky for us he recovered.

Since then, he has had quite a few mishaps, covering the rest of his body from the thigh to the tips of his fingers.

As I keep reminding you all, Walter's life story would make Ripley's Believe It Or Not seem quite tame by comparison.


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OK, Walter is a bona fide whacko! Apparently suicidal at times, with a fixation on firearms and poor marksmanship,
but mostly a sweets-loving, jolly maniac when recovering from his self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Sounds kind of bipolar or schizoaffective. He deserves his own unique psychiatric diagnosis: Walterophrenia.

Don't let him walk behind you with a loaded gun, even if it is a Blaser. Especially if it is a Blaser!
Best let him have only one bullet at a time, to be carried in his shirt pocket, and loaded into the rifle only with PH supervision.
 
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OK, Walter is a bona fide whacko! Apparently suicidal at times, with a fixation on firearms and poor marksmanship,
but mostly a sweets-loving, jolly maniac when recovering from his self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Sounds kind of bipolar or schizoaffective. He deserves his own unique psychiatric diagnosis: Walterophrenia.

Don't let him walk behind you with a loaded gun, even if it is a Blaser. Especially if it is a Blaser!
Best let him have only one bullet at a time, to be carried in his shirt pocket, and loaded into the rifle only with PH supervision.


I am sure you have seen the damage to his leg!

He tells people that he was bitten by a shark clap


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Please don't remind me. You cannot un-see Walter's thigh, I am scarred for life!

I am serious about the "one bullet" recommendation.
Could make for a nice novelty item for the
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.375/404 cartridges that have been carried in the shirt pocket of The Dummy while on safari or while making a pest of himself in Dubai.
You could devise something like a framed certificate and mounted "Walter's Bullet."
Break glass in case of emergency:

 
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I am sure you have seen the damage to his leg!

He tells people that he was bitten by a shark clap


What...wait, you mean he wasn't? Confused

I can't believe he lied to me...... Mad


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I am sure you have seen the damage to his leg!

He tells people that he was bitten by a shark clap


What...wait, you mean he wasn't? Confused

I can't believe he lied to me...... Mad


Next time you see him, ask him about the wounds in his groin clap


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I really look forward to your reports every year Saeed. Thanks and have a safe journey.


Hunting is not a matter of life or death....It's much more important
 
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I am sure you have seen the damage to his leg!

He tells people that he was bitten by a shark clap


What...wait, you mean he wasn't? Confused

I can't believe he lied to me...... Mad


Next time you see him, ask him about the wounds in his groin clap


Lets not go there mate. Eeker


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Roy and Rene left us this morning heading to Dar, after spending a couple of days with us here in Dubai.

We follow them Wednesday.

Walter is busy packing, and I hope he manages to finish by the time time I pick him early Wednesday morning.

Maktoum is apparently so hyped up he finds it hard to sleep clap


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Have a good trip mate. Give my best to all. tu2


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GOOD LUCK TO A BUNCH OF LUCKY GUYS


Anyway it matters not, because my experience always has been that of---- a loss of snot and enamel on both sides of the 458 Win----
 
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