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Sons girlfriend bought me an African Safari calendar for Christmas (Bless her cotton socks). It has the following disclaimer on the back- "While we have made every effort to ensure the accuracy of the information in this calendar, we cannot be held liable for any errors, omissions or inconsistencies" Sound reasonable so far....lets check it out. Jan- Cheetah Feb- Two Zebra Mar- Young Chimp Apr- Two Giraffe May - Lion Jun- Mob of Hippo Jul- Impala ewe's drinking at water hole...beautiful... Aug- Lioness with cub...Awwww Sept- Two Orangutan Oct- Two Rhino Nov- Bunch of Meerkats Dec- Mob of Elephant Anyone spot an "Inconsistency"? ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | ||
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According to Sept. the disclaimer was a good idea. I see this kinda of stuff several times a year. It always amazes me. I have walked in the foot prints of the elephant, listened to lion roar and met the buffalo on his turf. I shall never be the same. | |||
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Typos aside, September should read "Two Afrangutans" _______________________ | |||
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Most people still refer to Africa as a country and believe that the US has 57 states, so... ___________________ Just Remember, We ALL Told You So. | |||
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How about, "Rino"... | |||
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. Hunting safari or photo safari cal ? Chimps ? . "Up the ladders and down the snakes!" | |||
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Group names are wrong? Should be pod of hippo, mob of meerkats and herd of elephant. Kathi kathi@wildtravel.net 708-425-3552 "The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page." | |||
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Photo safari Calendar Kathi that's my Australianese group names  Can only blame flying fingers for the missed H in Rhino  .....but I'll fix it.------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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The Indonesian Bush Man is a slight inconsistency! Orang - Man DRSS | |||
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orangutangs are nor from those parts.... | |||
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A couple of my favorites are calling tigers African animals and Cape buffalo water buffalo. Mark MARK H. YOUNG MARK'S EXCLUSIVE ADVENTURES 7094 Oakleigh Dr. Las Vegas, NV 89110 Office 702-848-1693 Cell, Whats App, Signal 307-250-1156 PREFERRED E-mail markttc@msn.com Website: myexclusiveadventures.com Skype: markhyhunter Check us out on https://www.facebook.com/pages...ures/627027353990716 | |||
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My favorite is the video they play at the Arusha airport that has a jaguar killing a caiman. Native animal life video.... Gotta love it. | |||
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There is an English lady here in Dubai who just hates hunters, and as you can imagine, we get at each other's throats every time we meet. Met her at the supermarket once, with two of her friends from the UK> I said good morning when I saw them. "Good morning Saeed" and turning to her friends "Saeed loves to kill animals. I understand you have been to Africa again on a killing spree again. How many tigers did you kill this time?" "Laat time I looked, there are no tigers in Africa. They live in India, which is another continent. But, I don't expect an ignorant idiot to know the difference" | |||
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Must be made in china.. Orangutans in Africa?? Maybe in a zoo or private collection. I didn't know elephants hung out in mobs. Isn't that what kangaroos do? BH63 Hunting buff is better than sex! | |||
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I would have just replied "All of them." BH63 Hunting buff is better than sex! | |||
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