The Accurate Reloading Forums
Had to laugh
12 January 2017, 12:35
BakesHad to laugh
Sons girlfriend bought me an African Safari calendar for Christmas (Bless her cotton socks). It has the following disclaimer on the back-
"While we have made every effort to ensure the accuracy of the information in this calendar, we cannot be held liable for any errors, omissions or inconsistencies"
Sound reasonable so far....lets check it out.
Jan- Cheetah
Feb- Two Zebra
Mar- Young Chimp
Apr- Two Giraffe
May - Lion
Jun- Mob of Hippo
Jul- Impala ewe's drinking at water hole...beautiful...
Aug- Lioness with cub...Awwww
Sept- Two Orangutan
Oct- Two Rhino
Nov- Bunch of Meerkats
Dec- Mob of Elephant
Anyone spot an "Inconsistency"?
------------------------------
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
12 January 2017, 15:55
Thunder HeadAccording to Sept. the disclaimer was a good idea.
I see this kinda of stuff several times a year. It always amazes me.
I have walked in the foot prints of the elephant, listened to lion roar and met the buffalo on his turf. I shall never be the same.
12 January 2017, 16:48
BNagelTypos aside, September should read "Two Afrangutans"
_______________________
12 January 2017, 18:22
Opus1Most people still refer to Africa as a country and believe that the US has 57 states, so...
___________________
Just Remember, We ALL Told You So.
12 January 2017, 18:56
EmoryHow about, "Rino"...
12 January 2017, 19:20
Charlie64.
Hunting safari or photo safari cal ?
Chimps ?
.
"Up the ladders and down the snakes!"
12 January 2017, 19:22
KathiGroup names are wrong?
Should be pod of hippo, mob of meerkats and herd of elephant.
Kathi
kathi@wildtravel.net
708-425-3552
"The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page."
12 January 2017, 22:47
Bakesquote:
Originally posted by Kathi:
Group names are wrong?
Should be pod of hippo, mob of meerkats and herd of elephant.
Photo safari Calendar
Kathi that's my Australianese group names

Can only blame flying fingers for the missed H in Rhino

.....but I'll fix it.
------------------------------
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
12 January 2017, 23:40
RockdocThe Indonesian Bush Man is a slight inconsistency!
Orang - Man
DRSS
13 January 2017, 00:39
dogcatorangutangs are nor from those parts....
13 January 2017, 00:41
MARK H. YOUNGA couple of my favorites are calling tigers African animals and Cape buffalo water buffalo.
Mark
MARK H. YOUNG
MARK'S EXCLUSIVE ADVENTURES
7094 Oakleigh Dr. Las Vegas, NV 89110
Office 702-848-1693
Cell, Whats App, Signal 307-250-1156 PREFERRED
E-mail markttc@msn.com
Website: myexclusiveadventures.com
Skype: markhyhunter
Check us out on
https://www.facebook.com/pages...ures/627027353990716 13 January 2017, 03:10
crbutlerMy favorite is the video they play at the Arusha airport that has a jaguar killing a caiman.
Native animal life video....
Gotta love it.
13 January 2017, 06:25
SaeedThere is an English lady here in Dubai who just hates hunters, and as you can imagine, we get at each other's throats every time we meet.
Met her at the supermarket once, with two of her friends from the UK>
I said good morning when I saw them.
"Good morning Saeed" and turning to her friends "Saeed loves to kill animals. I understand you have been to Africa again on a killing spree again. How many tigers did you kill this time?"
"Laat time I looked, there are no tigers in Africa. They live in India, which is another continent. But, I don't expect an ignorant idiot to know the difference"
13 January 2017, 20:17
BuffHunter63Must be made in china.. Orangutans in Africa?? Maybe in a zoo or private collection.
I didn't know elephants hung out in mobs. Isn't that what kangaroos do?
BH63
Hunting buff is better than sex!
13 January 2017, 20:19
BuffHunter63quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
There is an English lady here in Dubai who just hates hunters, and as you can imagine, we get at each other's throats every time we meet.
Met her at the supermarket once, with two of her friends from the UK>
I said good morning when I saw them.
"Good morning Saeed" and turning to her friends "Saeed loves to kill animals. I understand you have been to Africa again on a killing spree again. How many tigers did you kill this time?"
"Laat time I looked, there are no tigers in Africa. They live in India, which is another continent. But, I don't expect an ignorant idiot to know the difference"
I would have just replied "All of them."
BH63
Hunting buff is better than sex!