Polls apparently are the order of the day. All of this debate over who tells the biggest whoppers in print and what place perverts have in the bush has made us curious.Who would you rather spend 20 hours sitting between on a Delta flight to Africa?Siegfried and RoyBeavis and Buttheadadrook and chipolopoloLarry "the Lure "I'm late for the gay pride rally" Sellars and Richard Simmons

I voted JudgeG and Larry, but if you were going on a lion hunt Siegfried and Roy...........well ok maybe just Siegfried could give you some great advice about lions!



Brett

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Originally posted by Brett Adam Barringer:
I voted JudgeG and Larry, but if you were going on a lion hunt Siegfried and Roy...........well ok maybe just Siegfried could give you some great advice about lions!



Brett

Please explain your vote, it makes no sense. Why would you not want 20 hours of this with no sleep

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Originally posted by Brett Adam Barringer:
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Is Siegfried the one who got chewed by the lion?

Roy (hence my joke) and it was a tiger. I only know because I just looked it up. If you play with dangerous animals for long enough what do you expect?

piss off

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Originally posted by adrook:

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Originally posted by Brett Adam Barringer:
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Is Siegfried the one who got chewed by the lion?

Adrook, it was a homophobic tiger

as i recall, it was adrook who posted his photos from the gay pride parade(by the way, which one of the 3 was he?). a fourth choice should be - anyone but the 2 "bosom" buddies, ad nauseam and cowchip.

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Originally posted by jdollar:
as i recall, it was adrook who posted his photos from the gay pride parade(by the way, which one of the 3 was he?). a fourth choice should be - anyone but the 2 "bosom" buddies, ad nauseam and cowchip.

Those pics were from San Fransicko, friend, much closer to you in Fresno than me in Dixie.

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Originally posted by chipolopolo:

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Originally posted by adrook:

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Originally posted by Brett Adam Barringer:
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Is Siegfried the one who got chewed by the lion?

Adrook, it was a homophobic tiger

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Originally posted by chipolopolo:

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Originally posted by adrook:

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Originally posted by Brett Adam Barringer:
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Is Siegfried the one who got chewed by the lion?

Adrook, it was a homophobic tiger

Nah. If it was it would have done him up proper!

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Originally posted by adrook:

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Originally posted by jdollar:
as i recall, it was adrook who posted his photos from the gay pride parade(by the way, which one of the 3 was he?). a fourth choice should be - anyone but the 2 "bosom" buddies, ad nauseam and cowchip.

Those pics were from San Fransicko, friend, much closer to you in Fresno than me in Dixie.

yea, i guess Key West could be considered part of Dixie. after all, it is the southern most part of the US. BUT YOU STILL DIDN'T SAY WHICH ONE OF THE 3 GAY CABALLEROS WAS YOU.

Key West part of Dixie? Ever hear of the Conch Republic? Your knowledge of recent Florida history is deficient.

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Results (9 votes counted so far):

Who would you rather spend 20 hours sitting between on a Delta flight to Africa?
0 (0%) >>
Siegfried and Roy
1 (11%) >>>>>
Beavis and Butthead
1 (11%) >>>>>
adrook and chipolopolo
7 (78%) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
JudgeG "the former Georgia magistrate's court judge" (small claims disputes up to $15,000 but nothing serious, please) and Larry "the Lure "I'm late for the gay pride rally"

Looks like Beavis & Butthead, and Adrook & Chipolopolo are running butt ( ) to butt ( )so far!

..........Sorry couldn't resist! DON'T SHOOT! .............

JudgeG, no contest. I'd hunt the long-grass with him any day! And stories. . . .Hell, there isn't enough good Whisky between here and Jo'burg or Dar.

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Originally posted by Rusty:
JudgeG, no contest. I'd hunt the long-grass with him any day! And stories. . . .Hell, there isn't enough good Whisky between here and Jo'burg or Dar.

Me too. He's helluva good company.

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Originally posted by adrook:

Those pics were from San Fransicko, friend, much closer to you in Fresno than me in Dixie.

Are you sure in your case that shouldn't be spelt Dick-see?

if you sit between Seigfried and Roy or adrook and chipolte either conversation would probably revolve around either finding or avoiding dick-dick

The Judge. No contest. Pilots can always come up with another "There I was, flying along at twenty thousand..."

You know if I really think about I'd pick Sigried and Roy. I bet they've had a lot more interesting adventures in life than most of us could dream of.

Bevis and Butthead? Well! They're just stupid.

Andy and Steve? Traveling with clients......

Judge and Larry? I would not have enough chance to brag about my own incredible experience.

Yeah! The ancient animals trainers get my vote.

Mark

The Judge, always a pleasure. jorge

JudgeG and I had a misunderstanding which was resolved with PMs. What I posted about him being a small claims court judge was inaccurate. He's a decent fellow and I have made my apologies. I have modified the original post which reset the poll which he was winning by a sizable margin anyway

Seems the selections options have changed since the start of the poll?

Proberbly RAY ATKINSON as he is one of the most experienced Africa trippers visiting these forums and a damn good chap as well.

Then we can add on (JudgeG) for his comedy and legal experience in case we get in hot water tickling up the air hostesses.

Then if we were to be highjacked and diverted tvia Dubai we can ADD SAEED to the merry band of muscateers or should wee say three stooges as he is the one whom made this all possible, and he is also a very nice person with some GOOD AFRICA tales to tell us on the flight.

Walter if he behaves can come along to carry the bags

Cheers, Peter

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Originally posted by adrook:
JudgeG and I had a misunderstanding which was resolved with PMs. What I posted about him being a small claims court judge was inaccurate. He's a decent fellow and I have made my apologies. I have modified the original post which reset the poll which he was winning by a sizable margin anyway

So you can admit when your preconceived notions are incorrect...... Won't be long you will be on that gay float yourself!!

JudgeG and I have worked out our differences.

No chance of your sharing the gay float with me. Sorry to disappoint you.

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Originally posted by adrook:
JudgeG and I have worked out our differences.

No chance of your sharing the gay float with me. Sorry to disappoint you.

Dude....Never been on a gay float. It's you that are preoccupied with the topic not me. BTW, you don't look gay in your report on the Luangwa Valley. Guess looks can be deceiving eh?

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Originally posted by Frostbit:

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Originally posted by adrook:
JudgeG and I have worked out our differences.

No chance of your sharing the gay float with me. Sorry to disappoint you.

Dude....Never been on a gay float. It's you that are preoccupied with the topic not me. BTW, you don't look gay in your report on the Luangwa Valley. Guess looks can be deceiving eh?

No gay worries here mate, I just don't like what the gay lobby and the libs are doing to our society. As Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan accurately described it they have succeeded in "defining deviancy down". All of you who rush to defend it are evidence of how far down the path we have traveled. I fear that by the time you all wake it will be too late.

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Originally posted by Frostbit:

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Originally posted by adrook:
JudgeG and I have worked out our differences.

No chance of your sharing the gay float with me. Sorry to disappoint you.

Dude....Never been on a gay float. It's you that are preoccupied with the topic not me. BTW, you don't look gay in your report on the Luangwa Valley. Guess looks can be deceiving eh?

A gay float in Fairbanks or Anchorage HAH!

If it were the Judge and I, would opt for the ponytailed one to sit in the middle!!

By the way, met up with a wellknown "Cykick" overhere that says he is 95% sure that Adcrook is the guy in the bottom right on the gay float.

Also had a "Cykiatrust" have a look at our two subjects here and he came up with these conclusions. Odds are at least fifty/fifty that both of the guys are "closet gays" based on the facts that they are so outspoken against gay behavior. This is a very normal trait of these types of people.

As for Chipo, he is always trying to come up to the level of Adcrook, but his inferiority complex, stemming from the diminutive nature of some anatomy parts most likely, just doesn't work out. In other words he just doesn't "measure up", explains the good Doctor.

I guess maybe this helps explain the poor taste, and bad nature of these two??

UKW

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Originally posted by adrook:
JudgeG and I have worked out our differences.

No chance of your sharing the gay float with me. Sorry to disappoint you.

i have a feeling that the only differences you had revolved around the slanderous posts you through up about the Judge. can't help but notice a dandy job of editing of your comments on this topic. wonder why?

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Originally posted by jdollar:
i have a feeling that the only differences you had revolved around the slanderous posts you through up about the Judge. can't help but notice a dandy job of editing of your comments on this topic. wonder why?

I guess you must have meant "I have a feeling" and "threw up" about the Judge.

We had our differences, which have since been worked out, relating to a post which he made questioning my character on the Capstick thread and my post on this one. As you are apparently too stupid to convey your opinions using proper spelling and grammar I guess that fact must be lost on you.

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Originally posted by adrook:
No chance of your sharing the gay float with me. Sorry to disappoint you.

So, who are you sharing the gay float with, instead of Frostbit?

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Originally posted by China Fleet Sailor:

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Originally posted by adrook:
No chance of your sharing the gay float with me. Sorry to disappoint you.

So, who are you sharing the gay float with, instead of Frostbit?

I have ignored you on several threads and you have no dog in this fight but you can't seem to leave well enough alone can you, Douchebag?

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Originally posted by adrook:

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Originally posted by China Fleet Sailor:

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Originally posted by adrook:
No chance of your sharing the gay float with me. Sorry to disappoint you.

So, who are you sharing the gay float with, instead of Frostbit?

I have ignored you on several threads and you have no dog in this fight but you can't seem to leave well enough alone can you, Douchebag?

Your life would be so much easier if you wouldn't start threads in which you talk about PHs who you later claim you don't want to drag into the discussion you kicked off by talking about them, or showing off the gay porn collection that you apparently don't want to talk about.

I'm just asking a simple question about something you mentioned. Who you're planning not to disappoint on next year's gay pride float.

Is this a habit of yours? Starting topics of discussion that you're planning to declare off limits?

As an aside, Andy IS telling what one of the PH's I met in camp was saying, although a little more strongly than I heard it. This PH is not fictional!

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Originally posted by crbutler:
As an aside, Andy IS telling what one of the PH's I met in camp was saying, although a little more strongly than I heard it. This PH is not fictional!

One of the PH's you met in camp?

I don't doubt these guys exist.

I'm just having trouble keeping track of all the different anonymous Zambian PHs were not talking about because they don't want to go on record saying anything bad about Capstick as we discuss their views on Capstick.

Are we up to two guys we're not dragging into the conversation?

Or are we still not talking about the first PH you guys don't want to mention?

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Originally posted by crbutler:
As an aside, Andy IS telling what one of the PH's I met in camp was saying, although a little more strongly than I heard it. This PH is not fictional!

I have no doubt the PH exists, however, if you can't reveal the source because he doesn't want to get involved, then IMO,he shouldn't have gotten involved,and you shouldn't repeat his words. You nor I have any idea if the guy being quoted has even ever met PHC, much less knows anything about the truth or fallacy of anything he wrote! If he can't stand behind his words, then they mean nothing!

You know the ENQUIRER's favorite phrase, "OUR SOURCES SAY!" applies here, and it is simply a dodge!

Enquireing minds want to know the truth, not gossip!

This whole thread is "A BIG WIND COMING FROM AN EMPTY CAVE!" as the Indian said about the white man's words of treaty!

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Originally posted by MacD37:
This whole thread is "A BIG WIND COMING FROM AN EMPTY CAVE!" . . . !

That made me think of Congress last week and the "stimulus" package . . . guess that was a big, hot, methane wind . . .