[QUOTE]Originally posted by cchunter:
Safari-Hunt

ErikD, cewe and Niels

You were invited to the shooting but did not show up!

I can only read between the lines that you can not shot, you can not drink and you have seen my knife
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I have not seen your knife, I can Drink and I can also stop drinking, (as opposed to most Scandinavians) I can probably learn to shoot better, But that is only because I am too bright to say I know everything.

I would have loved to come, But my son was Christened that week-end. I talked to my wife about it and then decided to use my bag of ´"points" at something else.
Given I have the time. I will go see you all next year.

Niels

Husky: Mr Järv is indeed a man to be appreciated, nice to hear that he´s also known in Sweden. Yes we used to be farmers, seamen, fishermen and -above all else- hunters.

And we still are.

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Marterius it was great to meet you you are a much nicer person in person than on the net

I am working on that!

Thanks for you comments. I am glad you liked it here!

As for the blonds, you only saw the girls of the remote spots. Kinna is the Kentucky of Sweden, you did hear the banjos at night, did you not?

Christer, considering the time these guys (and gays? ) need to plan, you better fix a date for the 3rd meeting right away.

Regards,
Martin

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As for the blonds, you only saw the girls of the remote spots. Kinna is the Kentucky of Sweden, you did hear the banjos at night, did you not?

Is Kinna the kind of place where the horny local guys say: "Squeal like a pig, boy!" while you're all tied up, and bent over a barrel of pickled herring?

Thank God we got our independance from you 100 years ago!

Even the Norwegians understand enough not to bend over when a Swedish man is around!

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Is Kinna the kind of place where the horny local guys say: "Squeal like a pig, boy!" while you're all tied up, and bent over a barrel of pickled herring?

You should ask cchunter, he lives there!

By the way, I can tell you that two days after having seen Deliverance for the first time, I was fishing for seatrount in a remote part of a small river up in Nordland Fylke (Bindal) in the dusk, where a friend of mine almost picked a fight with some locals the year before. It was a very odd feeling.

Regards,
Martin

Wouldn't it be just easier if you just say that you can't shot?

and Marterius, I see my judgement from earlier making you a not wanted person were correct.

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It was a very odd feeling.

That was dangerously close to "sheep country". So I can understand your anxiety!

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That was dangerously close to "sheep country". So I can understand your anxiety!

Another friend, fishing the river Namsen, met a local policeman in Namsos, and they started talking about the rivers and areas further north. When the Bindal area came up, the policeman agreed that there were some nice rivers around but added with an afterthought "We have had many murders up there".

Regards,
Martin

Now, I have seen all of these posts about Swedish, Norwegian and Finnish woman - but no pictures!!!

At least us Texicans post pictures of purdy woman from time to time.

To settle the debate, I suggest you guys that live in the land of ice and snow put something up we can vote on -

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To settle the debate, I suggest you guys that live in the land of ice and snow put something up we can vote on -

I second.

And something tasteful and African...like wrapped around a classic big bore.

Remember that _Deliverance_, both the book (authored by James DICKey) and the movie story, occurred in the North Georgia Appalachians, where those "mountains" PETER out in the state of Georgia, USA.

Specifically it was in the Pokapoochee area of Georgia. Ray Atkinson can tell you about local customs relating to sheep and dogs in that area.

Funny thread.

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Originally posted by cchunter:

Nice dawg. (GSP)

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Nice dawg. (GSP)

Surely that is not a GSP? My guess is Chesapeake bay retriever.

It is an insult to a GSP to be compared to a retriever!

Regards,
Martin

Looks like a chocolate Lab to me. The girl is cute too, from what I can see. More Kinna girls, please! More dogs, O.K., but I am not interested in seeing pet sheep named "Pokie."

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Now, I have seen all of these posts about Swedish, Norwegian and Finnish woman - but no pictures!!!

I made a search on "Swedish girl" on Google to find you a nice picture to link to, and up came a picture of Tiger Woods' girl friend:

Recently we also saw picture of Prince Harry's Swedish girl friend here on AR.

I also made a search for pictures of girls from Denmark, Norway and Finland but decided to stop when I found this:


I will not tell you which of those three countries she came from, that would be unfair for their tourist incomes.

Regards,
Martin

Nitro
I'm sure the dog was posted for Ray.

I've been on Accurate Reloading for a coupla months now but I have to admit this is the best reading I've had! Keep it up!



I remain a Norwegian girl fan!

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Originally posted by cewe:
Even the Norwegians understand enough not to bend over when a Swedish man is around!

cewe,
As you are coming back tothis topic all the time, I think that you are having a problem here...

Are you sure that you ACTUALLY likes girls.. or

I remember the good old Navy days,

Visiting Kotka in 1993, and had a great time at the local dancing Palace (The Crocodile??) and learned to know the "starving" Finnish girls..

Husky

Now we're talking!!!!

I need more samples for the upcoming vote on the best looking woman. Need a Nigerian or two to add some spice to this.

The second picture was what I see in Wyoming looking lustily at sheep.

I have never seen a Finnish woman. Just babushka's that crossed the Russian border. You Finn's need to defend the honor of your ladies.

Husky: All Finns like to give Swedes hell. Even we the Swedish speaking Finns do this.

One has to stick to tradition.

Especially as we´ve still not forgiven you guys for losing us to Russia!

I´ll never swallow what Cronstedt did with Sveaborg.

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Need a Nigerian or two to add some spice to this.

Sure thing:

A Norwegian Nigerian!

Seeing the reaction of this one post of mine and having a couple of good laugh I must admit I didn't see a lot of gay men in Sweden except the one couple, which compares to South Africa in Pretoria Cape Town and Joburg where you see them around every corner was not so bad.

I really will need to see more of Sweden to see if there is good looking wowen but I know that anyone who gets to Pretoria for one night out will have plenty to see.

As of the shooting I suppose we will have to have a show off at next years meet

So which country must I invade next ?

Y'all are welcome in the great state of Oklahoma. Don't bother with the former Republic of Texas, not much to see there.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by cewe:
Husky: All Finns like to give Swedes hell. Even we the Swedish speaking Finns do this.

One has to stick to tradition.

Especially as we´ve still not forgiven you guys for losing us to Russia!
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Eat a "weap cracker" and stop whining, you'll get your dress all wet.

The sweedes invaded denmark a while back and that is all forgotten about and filed away.

If Finn were as macho as you say they are, then why do you all express yourselves with words that are a half mile long and carry grudges about things trhat happend half a century ago. That is very unmanly. Sounds more like one who has soaked in oestrogen for quite a while.



Niels

Someone post pics of the Swedish Bikini Team,
so we can all get along.

cewe,
I hate to admit it, but... You are actually having a point about Finns vs Swedes.

Sweden ruled Finland for hundreds of years, but failed to intoduce the Swedish language in many parts of Finland.

Reason: 98% of the Swedes where "Puffters" and neither had sex with or married Finnish girls?

or

The Finnish girls was so ugly that we couldn't stand them?

or

We moved the beutiful Finnish girls back to Sweden? I think so! Just look at Linda Lampenius, the well known Violinist!

http://www.jesseshunting.com/photopost/data/500/20146lampenius2.JPG

http://www.jesseshunting.com/photopost/data/500/20146Lampenius1.JPG

Left in Finland was all the stubborn Finnish guys...

http://www.jesseshunting.com/photopost/data/500/0bloat-belly1.jpg

Husky

cewe,
I hate to admit it, but... You are actually having a point about Finns vs Swedes.

Sweden ruled Finland for hundreds of years, but failed to intoduce the Swedish language in many parts of Finland.

Reason: 98% of the Swedes where "Puffters" and neither had sex with or married Finnish girls?

or

The Finnish girls was so ugly that we couldn't stand them?

or

We moved the beutiful Finnish girls back to Sweden? I think so! Just look at Linda Lampenius, the well known Violinist!





Left in Finland was all the stubborn Finnish guys...



Husky

Dear Husky: The Swedes mated like rabbits with peasant girls so the genes are around! But I guess the Finnish farmworkers were giving it to those fine Swedish Ladies behind the shed so that makes us even!

We can do better than Linda...my secretary is better than Linda...my wife and sister are better than Linda!

So you can keep her.

IF that is a Finn on the picture he sure looks just like all the other fat guys in the world and you can have him too!

cewe,
It's Kekkonen after a Sauna with Brechnev

That lovely blonde can fiddle with my violin anyday.

Niels: It´s not unmanly to be litterate. Believe me reading and writing is OK. If the long words are a problem buy a dictionary.

Can some one help med explain "dictionary" to Niels?



Maybe we should have an AR meet in one of the other Scandinavian countries?

CEWE.. I can only say this: "I carried the same feelings for sweedes a while back. That lasted until I met some of the real sweedes up in värmland/dalarna, those guys are real men and resl pals. Until then all I had seen was the rude and drunken youths from Skåne that swarm around in our streets drinking our danish beer with way too little dignity.

Niels,

Was that really swedes??



Cheers

Niels: I guess we´re back to reality -we Scandinavins get along nicely. Finnish kids are a menace in Sweden and on Åland, Swedish kids get rowdy in Denmark...where do young people from Norway and Denmark go? Iceland?

Next Ar meet to be in ?

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where do young people from Norway go?

They're too wasted on their homebrewed 96% firewater to be able to go anywhere abroad!

And if they do go somewhere, they're easy to spot. They will be the drunken ones behaving like idiots, and puking in some backstreet ally, since they don't know when to stop drinkning...

Being of Scandanavisan decent I can now admit.....I'm Dane.....but my daughter is Norwegian.....How in hell did that happen?

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Originally posted by cewe:

Next Ar meet to be in ?

A new Scandinavian Big Bore meeting will be held in Kinna, Sweden next year again.

Vapodog: If your daughter is Norwegian then that´s OK, we can also accept you being a Dane. No problem.

CC: Due to my line of work I´m usually booked six months ahead of time so the earlier the date can be set the better.

On Norwegian kids: They act exactly like Finnish kids. Kids are kids and boys will be boys.

I have a small hangover so I need to ba at peace with the people who are important to me. I promise not to pick any fights on AR for the next 24 hours...

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I have a small hangover so I need to ba at peace with the people who are important to me. I promise not to pick any fights on AR for the next 24 hours...

Poor cewe.

Lets make him happy!



Husky