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The recent threads involving the bashing of eachother have really disturbed me. The emotional stress was overcoming me so I made an appointment with my psychiatrist. His first question was " What's the problem John"? I responded, "Doc, when I close my eyes, all I see is wigwams and teepees, teepees and wigwams". He said "Relax, your two tents". So in taking his advice, I have a test for all you. Just to keep you relaxed. 1. What do you get when you cross a Wildebeest with a Zebra and an Eland? 2. What footwear do you get when you cross a Baboon with a Duiker? 3. What do you get when you cross and Elephant with a Rhino? Good Luck. John | ||
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1. ? 2. ? 3. Ell-if-I-no. How much do a pirates pay to get their ears pierced? A buck-an-ear. Elephant Hunter, Double Rifle Shooter Society, NRA Lifetime Member, Ten Safaris, in RSA, Namibia, Zimbabwe | |||
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1. A Wildebeelzebra, an extremely large form of bra. 2. Buiker boots, usually worn while riding a Harley fat boy. 3. Of course, elephino is the usual and customary hybrid. This is achieved by crossing a bull elephant with a cow rhino. If the opposite is tried, one gets a rhinophant. Rhinophants kiss up to pure bred rhinos. Hope this helps. THE LUCKIEST HUNTER ALIVE! | |||
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Muletrain has number 3 correct. The other two I made up personally and Patrkyhntr is close but no cigar. I'm sure T. Carr is doing an internet search now and will post the correct answers soon. John | |||
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I knew I quit smoking for a reason. THE LUCKIEST HUNTER ALIVE! | |||
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Rosie O'Donnell? ----------------------- A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. - R. Kipling | |||
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By God Marterius got it! Now I have to clean the diet pepsi off my screen TerryR | |||
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1. A wild new zealander? | |||
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Oh Frans, you are very, very close!! John | |||
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I was thinking weasel or some variant but could not quite make it fit. | |||
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Keep trying Charles. John | |||
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A blue zealander? | |||
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1. a very strange threesome 2. something I wouldn't want on my feet 3. Rosie O'Donnel is the best answer possible! Excellent thread....hope nobody jumps on us for not having it on the Humor forum! Good hunting, Andy ----------------------------- Thomas Jefferson: “To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” | |||
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Canuck- You're on the right track. Keep trying! John | |||
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2. Biker | |||
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jmk- Interesting, your initials are the same as mine! Anyway, no not Biker. The result of the cross is a type of footwear. John | |||
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1) Gnu Zeland | |||
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Way to go Mbogo375!! You got it! One more to guess. John | |||
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Obviously 30ott6 still smokes something Sean | |||
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Well I thought 1) was "Wi-Ze-El" but I guess that wasn't what was intended. So I'll take a shot at 2 since 3 is taken. 2) Bab-Oon-Duik Sandals ??? | |||
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Suffering from a bit of cabin fever are ya Johnny-boy? "There are worse memorials to a life well-lived than a pair of elephant tusks." Robert Ruark | |||
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Number 2: Boonduikers | |||
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LaDouma got the last one! Way to go!! Three of you now qualify for an African hunt. That's LaDouma, mbogo375 and Muletrain. That's the good news. The bad news is two fold: The hunt is in Malawi and SBT will be your PH. Marterius has qualified for the boobie prize. Wait until you see her!! John | |||
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When do we leave Jim | |||
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with darth vader? Red | |||
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Wow! I better not show this thread to my wife... Regards, Martin ----------------------- A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. - R. Kipling | |||
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Martin, I think he means Rosie O'Donnell . Jim | |||
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Must be the infamous Ele-vader! | |||
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You beat me to it Charles! Forgot to mention to our winners that SBT has arranged everything for you and is expecting your PM's. Even said something about Malawi Cobs. John | |||
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Malawi? What is in season in Malawi? Do I need shots? Elephant Hunter, Double Rifle Shooter Society, NRA Lifetime Member, Ten Safaris, in RSA, Namibia, Zimbabwe | |||
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Ell-if-I-no, what else! "There are worse memorials to a life well-lived than a pair of elephant tusks." Robert Ruark | |||
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It was an easy one, but only one I knew about crossing things. Red | |||
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